When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

April or May. Around there

Saturday. 3 times.

never

2010

1987

About 3 days ago.
Gf on period. Yeah we can still Fuck but she doesn't like too. Dealing with mess & wut not.
Idc tho. Just fap to Sasha Grey.

2011 (Last was before breaking with my gf)

a year ago with my ex from 3 years ago

You had sex in utero with your twin or your dad ?

I'm still looking for a GF. Dating apps don't work with me.

Last night with my ex.
>feels.jpeg

Summer of 2005.

with gf bout 2 months ago :(

im 19 and i still havent

Last night before sleep.

A week and a half ago.

Never. 21 Virgin

2 hours ago

6 years ago

Bout 2 weeks ago.

Sunday twice

A few hours ago

MODS

8 hours ago

>windows phone user detected

Technically, the apps work but I have no match.

4 weeks ago

Last night after my wife fell asleep

November 2012

19 days ago

Wednesday night

Last Sunday

February 2016

You must be ugly as shit

This morning before work. Started with a blowjob alarm clock. Feels good man

same here. Aren't you a bit desperate right now?

last night.

about 4 years?

See.

What's that green thing on your wall?

Two nights ago. Got a handy before she left for work this morning too. Life is pretty alright.

I am stuck in the worst place. I'm 40, married 15 years. If I am lucky I get sex 2x a month, but usually its only once a month. The wife just isn't into it. It is a real drag. I have not exactly 'let myself go' or anything. I hit the gym 3x week, etc. When we do have sex she normally orgasms 3x, and I can just tell by what her body does these are not faking.

Problem is she has let herself go since we had kids, and really is just not happy about her own body, which she then psychologically translates into less intimacy.

If I didn't have porn I would go crazy only having real sex once a month.

A light panel from Heineken.

23 kv ;_;

Possible Dutch guy?

2 weeks ago, with my ex who cheated on me last year

Try communicating with her

Sept 2007. It was a much happier time back then.

Nope. I've just helped a barman to clean his pub.

Marriage counselor could be a solution.

Cool

9 months and i have a girlfriend for 4 months

I was in the same boat, then I got an android and got three matches. I'm not gonna meet any of them,but still

Drop timber and get tinder

also a year and three months for me

About a month ago. Stuck in a military camp for a couple of weeks from now

if anyone wants to know who OP's unrelated pic is, I can assist in such inquires

It's Lauren Rohrer, nobody cares.

Drop her off at a fucking gym

2 days ago

Last night my friend came over with his girlfriend and we ended up upstairs taking turns pumping cum into her while she blew/titty fucked the other.

Fun times

I am having sex right now.

Tried that... first at home (bought an elliptical) and if I'm not using it just collects dust.

Then she expressed interest in getting back into yoga (she did it in her 20's). I bought her all the gear, she went for 3 weeks and gave up. Think she was intimidated by all the hottie 20-somethings in lululemon pants

I am having sex with both this poster and someone else at the same time right now

1 month and some days ago with a prostitute in Poland.

1. Get a fit guy off of craigslist
2. Have him hit on her relentlessly
3. Don't let her know you're behind it

You'll thank me later. She'll drop the weight. You might be a cuck if things get out of control, oh well. You'll get laid hotly and often.

I'm watching these people have sex while having sex with five other people

2015

Never, and i turn 21 in 6 days

1 Month ago, lost my virginity

16 years ago

Prostitutes doesnt count

10 months ago
was thinking about starting to fuck hookers but i'm texting with a girl now and she wants to meet

then never

yesterday. porn theater. got passed around like a bong.

On tuesday morning. Morning sex is literally never worth the effort.
>literally never

>>literally never
care to elaborate?

Yesterday. Morning sex is always worth the effort.
>literally always

Its so awkward. You have like half a boner. Sleep is still in your eye and your basically on autopilot while fucking. And when you finally nut its so pathetic because your body is basically asleep. It doesnt even feel like you nutted. I swear i only do it because she wakes me up by rubbing her ass on me to let me know she wants it.

Wednesday? Maybe Tuesday.

i loved morning sex when i was in my teens. that probably explains my proclivity towards it. but it's been years since i was in a relationship where i would want morning sex. it can be nice though, depends on what you did the night before. kek

I last had sex 20 days ago. I cost me $100. Well worth the money. I will have sex again this weekend or next weekend.

year ago. ex gf looks like OP

Tuesday I think, maybe Wednesday

nice

21 going on 22, still a virgin. One more year before I become the next Elliot Rodgers. Hold me, Sup Forums.

Fucking November

This morning. My dick still smells of pussy.

Last night

Better question when was the last you spooned with your partner right after

Never, 18

Time to get a job and then fuck a whore after you get your first paycheck.

last summer

8 - 10 days ago... then gf got mild food poisoning sick... and then got her period. Haven't fapped since then either...

Maybe in my pastlife. . .i hope

Not much a fan of it either, especially since you probably have morning breath. When you nut it's like, back to sleep time. oh well, so much for having a productive morning...

When my parents conceived me

I don't have sex.

6 years ago....

Virgin, 20

I guess around a year ago now.
I dunno, man. Its just such a effort drain. I have to go out, or put myself out there, and meet a stranger. She'll only want me around for a couple of weeks, then the whole thing begins again.

I have no motivation. I dont give a fuck