Who's ready for wrestling today?

Who's ready for wrestling today?

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Oh yes

i Know burgers love it , but this is the gayest sport i have ever seen

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Anyone know of any good streams? I only have open air channels right now thanks to lightning hitting my fucking dish.

I never thought I could watch a sport gayer than synchronized diving until I watched this

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Is womens wrestling on soon? I put money on Kaori.

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yw

It must be rough being this insecure

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Yeah but i'm out if this thread becomes aflicted with the gays.

It's more gay sports, than even pro-wrestling

anybody rubbing their dick through their pants right now with the intention of slowly releasing it as the fight progresses, and then slowly stroking it as you see the two hunks swapping sweat with one another

Just because the best Russian Wrestlers are Caucasians.

Anyone got a good stream? Germany is only showing shitty sports

Why does the ref keep forcing a guy to get on all fours from time to time?

Kek I thought this was just memes but I tuned in and saw them do exactly this

I think it's passivity.
According to my commentators, you can get points in this point if you're agresively enough. And receive penalities if you're too passive. That's what happened with the Iranian, he was trying to control his advantage.

TV btfo

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webm pls

MY TV! MY TAXES!
REEEEEEEEEE

GOODNIGHT IRENE

someone explain the rules

WTF WAS THAT?

Dont touch the legs.

God damn how do you not know the rules?

Fucking faggot

Bloody hell what could he even do when he started being thrown around? How do you defend a guy just lifting you up and tossing you

No eye contact

Destroyed in 1:44 wew

Don't grab below the waist, get your opponent either out of the ring or pinned.

You have to say no homo at the end.

how they score
are you guys fucking retarded

>knowing the rules of obscure homo sports nobody plays

I'll assume it's just sumo wrestling

Wrestling is pretty lame. Why not have MMA at the olympics instead?

two men walk on the mat
one man walks off

Why do they have shoes? Wouldn't it be better to be barefoot?

How many points is a win?
Or was it some kind of ippon/knockout that gave him the win?

I believe 1 point for pushing them out still exists

holy shit that sport is cool

Why doesn't Olympics have competitive crocodile wrestling?
Every country gets to bring its strongest wrestler and its strongest crocodile (that is, you have to wrestle the crocodiles brought by other countries)

>guy mounts you
>only defense is to crawl around

You cum you lose

From what I understood, getting that 8 point lead leads to a technical superiority win. Basically seems like "you've been BTFO so bad we're stopping this" to me. I don't know though, could be completely wrong

Most points by end of the round wins. Speed and knowing when to slow the match down is key, but you have to be actively wrestling or forfeit advantage.

to be honest I want to watchi womens wrestling instead sweaty mens wrestling

You win points by being agressive, using locks and throws. Can only use elbows and arms for attacks.
Don't touch legs, be aggressive.
8 points advantage is considered a win by technical superiority.
You can ask to review a point to negate a point against you. If negated, the adversary wins another point.

Integrity.

The Olympics are about friendly competition, not beating the shit out of people. Seeing one country reduce another to a bloody mess would only foster animosity.

you dundee motherfuckers would dominate

What if you train to dry cum so they can't tell?

thank you

>sweaty men hugging and rolling in the ground

It's pretty much the same thing

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yeah I burst out laughing at him desperately trying to scurry away

wait that was it?

so who are the faces and heels here?

ty

how do i watch this
it looks like all nbc sports will let me watch now is golf and volleyball

Americans are face, all other dirty foreigners are heel.

because mmas dont fight multiple times over a few weeks you stupid fuck. it would be a mess of forfeits and concussed retards trying to submit each other to avoid damage.

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It's funny how the countries who are good at this sport are actually the most homophobic

I'm watching it with my mother and now we can't even talk to each other anymore.

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They say no homo when they shake hands

North Korea tiem boi

They're super strict about aggressiveness these days hey?

remember we wrestled in gym class once, could never really get over this. so gay.

So if you manage to teabag your opponent is that considered a TKO?

How do they boxers manage it now that they're doing 10-point must system?

none of these work for me for some reason, probably comcast's incompetency, but thanks anyway

Show them the mean of micro dick Ohata!

Yes, if it appears you're not seeking combat, you get penalized.

because it's only 3 to 4 rounds in a match

Boxers are real athletes not roided up inbreds trying to rape each other

Fights have been far more aggressive.

shorter matches and they actually have chins

what stream is eveyone watching?

mat a

muh boy comes up in a minute

Best Korea is recking the poor Muslim oh no

ah, fuck. I don't have a cable provider so I'll only get to watch 30 minutes for free

Why are they all manlets?

If you're lucky they might broadcast the finals later

But probably only if an american makes it there

Let's go!

Pretty sure this is the lowest weight class

Highschool wrestling was the last time a girl touched me

GJ Ohta You can do it!

this is the 59 kg event, so they're all small.

So last week?

Ayyy

>Tfw never wrestled
>They don't offer it in schools here
>tfw no American school wrestling culture
I just wanted to get strong and slam fuckers.

How do you pronounce the US guy name? Our commentator keeps saying it different every time

We dont get to slam people in high school wrestling here.

America has their own style that only we wrestle of course.

Haha Holy shit this is gay as fuck. No wonder the Olympics is getting rid of it. Dude literally assumes doggy style position to start match.

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I guess I'll just try to find some replays tonight

Damn based Jesse still killin niggas

VPN and cbc or BBC.

you mean you want to play touchbutt