Listen up faggots, this is a goddamn EMERGENCY

Listen up faggots, this is a goddamn EMERGENCY.

I cant cum when I have sex. I can literally fuck raw for an hour+ and only sometimes get close to finishing.

I've fucked so fast for so long that my heart rate scared the shit out of the girl I was with.

I have to jerk off afterwords just so that my testicles don't feel like they're about to explode.

I need help Sup Forums, what do?

Stop jerking off all together. Or jerk to the edge, then fuck your mom and cum buckets

Don't fap for like 3 days before you fuck and you should be cummin buckets. Had the same problem.

If what you're saying is true then you need to move to the sfv in California and begin getting casted for pornography.

i actually went 3 and a half days without cumming, then tried again last night. same result

I have considered this career path before

Yipes. Maybe don't look at porn either? Could be desensitizing. Other than that..try a different position maybe?

Fist your own ass

This dude is right, most men like me have an ongoing battle with lasting longer than the average person.

I usually have about 4 shots of vodka handy before I fuck so that I get desensitized and can last about 30 to 45 minutes, which is actually quit awhile

>inb4 I can fuck for 4 hours straight

Dont come at me with that crap, only teenagers and virgins say that shit, who the fuck wants to to fuck for 4 fucking hours straight with no results? That would suck ass.

( unless you are high on mdma or coke )

time for extreme desensitizing detox fuck marathon.
STEP 1: stop fapping for like 3 weeks, cut out all porn
STEP 2: I said 3 weeks, shit will take time
STEP 3: ??????
STEP 4: fuck and hopefully cum
STEP 5: PROFIT!!!11

Seriously though OP are you just fucking someone who isn't that attractive?

This guy knows his shit.

She isnt unattractive. Ive been with better looking girls and had the same problem.

Also i think i might slice my wrists after 3 weeks

Consider the fact that the female you're with doesn't really do it for you. It's not always just a friction thing. Or maybe you are gay.

Its the most frustrating thing Ive ever experienced. Sex almost isnt enjoyable anymnore. Im scared im going to give up on vagina altogether.

Do you ejaculated when you jerk off?

The current girl im with is an old friend, and were just fuck buddies. I dont really have feelings for her and it sometimes feels like im going through the motions, without any passion or crap like that.

I honestly dont think Im gay, but who the fuck knows.

enough to paint a fucking wall

Not that user, but just fucking do it. Three weeks isn't even that long to stop fapping. Not saying I'd go that long without on the regular, but it really shouldn't be much of a challenge to try once if you have a shred of self-discipline.

if you can't fap for 3 weeks without an heroing, see a sexologist. Seriously, would you start having wet dreams and shit?
Anyway, if your body doesn't want to fuck her it'll tell you. You can still get hard when she's coming on to you, right?
It might be worth seeing a doctor anyway, just in case you have something wrong downstairs. Either that or have a dude suck your dick, one of them will fix your problem.

doggy usually feels best, but i still have trouble. Any recommendations?

Ive gotten to the point where i have to mentally pray to the cum gods to give the sensation in the tip of my dick. afterwards i grasp the feelings the spunk deities granted me and channel my inner cum

change it up, yo. You've got needs, right?

Checked

I guess I'll have to give it a go. Thanks for the motivation.

get her sideways with one leg in the air, maybe?
if it's that bad, you should be seeing someone else.

She still gets me very hard. And after we've decided to give up, sometimes im still hard afterwards.

I think Ill see a doc and see what he says. If that doesnt work, Ill have to try the second option

Sounds like you have a form of anorgasmia which in men is usually tied to anxiety. You can try slowing it down or trying to increase intimacy with your partner. The other option is you can go to your doctor and get a scrip for Cabergoline.

Stop with the monkey grip while fapping. You're desensitized, it will take time to recover.

ill give it a try. Thanks user

ill give it a try. thanks user

I'm on antidepressants, I have the same issue. My girlfriend loves how long I last though

>monkey grip
guilty.

how much time do you think?

what would Cabergoline do?

Lisen up faggot.

I have the same problem took me like 4 year before my first orgasam during sex.

This is my system.
1. Get the fucking out of the way.
2. when make her do the work (the posisjon is not so inportant.) (her on top work best)
3. let her work it
4. if it does not work make her go really slow
5.

let me as you a question.

1.) how many vaginas have you been in.

2.) do you ever think about penis's sliding in and out of your rectum?

I had the same problem before, eat her out while you jerk it untill she cums then go in

Well cumming requires letting go so i guess you are not fully into it also having sex is not fapping so take it slower.

My own trick when its hard to cum i simply look into her eyes and tell her i love her, 10 secs after that kaboom :D.

been with 4 girls

have never fantasized about being fucked in the ass

seems like a serious multitasking job.

ill give it a try, user

auditory stimulation sometimes helps. I have had successful orgasms during sex where I feel like that helped (having her say naughty things to me), but havent been successful for a long time

Nice i must try that. Other than that i like too look into her eyes it always gets me horny. Maybe its my own "fetish" :D.

I'm the same. I can rarely cum if I'm in the moment. I usually have to close my eyes and fantasize about something that really gets me off.

Her parents are watching me violate their daughter. Spank her, pull her hair, and be forceful.

She's locked in a jail cell with me. She can't get away. I fuck her hard in every hole. I fuck her in to submission.

I sneak in to her room at night, put a bondage mask on her head, and handcuff her behind her back. As I fuck her, I whisper in to her ear that I own her, I can rape her whenever i want, and there's nothing she can do to stop me.

She keeps me locked in chastity and let me out after a week. She allows me to fuck her slowly. If I go too hard or fast, she spanks my ass, sweetly scolds me, and tells me I'm not allowed to fuck her like that.