They must have blown all their money on their supposed space program to produce decent athletes
Julian Bennett
Kek even Morocco has a medal
Brody Brown
India could have some excellent skiers if it wanted
Cooper Brown
India is too busy forming engineers en masse
Asher Perez
>per capita
Christopher Rivera
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Joshua Howard
30 years ago they were "stealing" manufacturing jobs, then they got into tech support, then software development and now some Indians hold high positions inside companies.
but hey, lmao, can they even backstroke?
Michael Adams
I seem to recall they've gotten medals in shooting, badminton, and wrestling in the past. I guess shooting's a lost cause at this point, but I'll be shocked if they don't get at least one medal somewhere this time around. I think they're going for bronze in tennis today too.
Luke Sullivan
$75m spent and probe sent to mars and smart cities soon to be a reality.
k.
Brayden Morris
Would you like fries with that?..
Jonathan Campbell
Is Mejico still without a medal as well?
Jace Parker
Hi pajeet
Henry Young
>that wipe their asses with their hands Cleaing your ass with water is better than just with some toilet paper. Its cleaner and your ass will be clean af
Sebastian James
hehe
POO
Matthew Foster
They can get a bronze in the mixed doubles for Tennis if they beat the Czechs.
Adam Peterson
Your ass will be clean, but your hand won't
Jordan Rivera
POO CRAPITA
Jordan Morris
>smart cities soon to be a reality.
don't confuse the advances in tech that the military is responsible for with the nearly zero useful tech that NASA has come up with.
Liam Watson
>got into tech support, then software development and now some Indians hold high positions inside companies. And yet they still shit in the streets
Cooper Jenkins
That shooting medal came from a rich dude who did that on his spare time in his backyard. I'm not sure if he participated in this tournament.
They used to be powerhouse in field hockey but not anymore. I was watching archery and the women's team had decent results. Maybe they can build from that.
Ryder Peterson
well done
Joshua Hill
Here a guide to get clean hands and clean ass: 1. take toilet paper and wipe the big shit on your ass away 2. now clean the rest of your ass with water 3. then take wet paper and clean once again 4. now again normal paper and dry your ass
Austin Wood
>they literally think that's better >wonder why we call them poochuckers
Brayden Wood
>that flag
Ok Pajeetinho
Camden Price
>When in India, use your right hand only to touch someone, pass money or pick up merchandise. The left hand is considered unclean.
hmm i wonder why
Eli Martin
its just not our olympic this year. he participated and came fourth bad luck
Austin Perez
KEK
Brayden Clark
They used British aid money for their space program
Charles Ward
The 1 billion $ aid money was supposedly to get the 10 billion $ fighter jet deal. But you got cucked and France got the deal
John Morales
we shitposted them off remember
Dylan Reyes
Don't mind it India, Sania is very pretty. I would bang her 24 hours
Andrew Wilson
You have to go back
Samuel Morgan
Yes. No hope of a single one,
Anthony Allen
Stop bullying India!
Jaxon Fisher
me too brah
Ryder Edwards
thank you brother russia
Gabriel Johnson
We have more medals than India.
Owen Powell
Czechs just beat India in their best chance for a medal so far.
India are concentrating their efforts on motorsport
Matthew Diaz
belgian hockey men are about to knock indians out too btw
Kayden Peterson
don't we all
Angel Reyes
Any Indians wanna explain how you can't even get a bronze? Even with bad facilities there's just so many of you that surely there'd be some naturally talented people
Carson Gomez
Spoiler: Both hand has shit on it.
Parker Garcia
0 (zero) medals.
Bentley Garcia
they couldn't handle the pressure plus bad luck. we got 6 in last.
Grayson Perez
This
Paper doesn't get all of the shit.
Joseph Perry
You just want an excuse to play with feces and asshole.
Joshua Martinez
Usually you'd have to pretty well off to be able to luxuriate in doing sport. And wealthy parents don't want their kids kicking a ball around or splashing around in a pool. Sport is seen as a waste of time.
Aiden Long
>germany Don't you have latex bound gutter sluts to handle this for you?
Lucas Lopez
they're going to try their luck in the paralympics, see if the field's closer to their level there
Aaron Martinez
Pakis just smashed us at a sport we invented, to be fair.
Grayson Morales
I wouldn't want my kid splashing around in an Indian pool either.
Josiah Ward
The pools in Delhi are just fine. You clearly know nothing about India beyond le epic poo in lop jokes.
Athletics beyond cricket aren't as strongly embedded within their culture as other countries. They have a lot of engineers and doctors. Most of the well off kids don't play sport but study instead.
Lucas Martinez
ZERO CRICKET WORLD CUPS that matter E R O
Explain this Bricucks.
Ryan Morgan
That's not even the problem. Where would they hold the open water swimming events?
Elijah Sanchez
>cricket >mattering
lol
Caleb Watson
>Cricket
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
Asher Long
>center piece of flag is literally an asshole
Thomas Price
Kek don't get Salim started on what it actually is. It's actually beautiful when you think of it.
Jackson Brooks
>Cricket not mattering Olympics will be forgotten in a month, cricket is perennial.
Dylan Cruz
using paper is still better than just your hands
Charles Gonzalez
Well, we had the best showers in the world
Right my friend
It feels good man, it feels so good
Only in vacation in Thailand
Hands + Water > Paper
Bentley Allen
isnt cricket that little annoying bug?
Logan Rodriguez
It's apparently a sport. Had to google it and go through pages to find out about it.
Aiden Sanchez
never heard of it,probably just as boring as that little bug
Nathaniel Richardson
Its like baseball for retards.
Adam Stewart
ooh that's bad
Parker Rivera
If there is no soap involved why spread the bacteria around with plain solvent?
Wiping dry is the best. Adding only water and making a soggy mess only to try and then dry this huge squishy soggy catastrophe you've just created is not better.
Oliver Jenkins
Indians are naturally un-athletic like other Asians. Before you call me some racist white faggot, I'm also Asian. The difference is that East Asians are proud as fuck and train super hard to make up for the lack of natural athleticism. Indians just don't seem to care.
Henry Fisher
Cricket, also known as Paki Paddle, is a sport. Pooing in the street is also technically a sport
Ethan Hughes
Of course there would be soap involved.
Austin Jones
see
Brandon Bennett
There is literally nothing worse on earth than being Indian
Xavier Price
How about Somalian?
Elijah Reyes
10 times better than being Indian
Austin Young
Somalia girls got DAT ASS tho
Charles Roberts
Bismillah
Asher Brown
How about being a Syrian refugee but can't get in to a European country?
Shit tier bantz. You could've said "better than getting ran over and shot by Achmed"
Jordan Ward
Unexpected kek
Xavier Morales
BREAKING NEWS JUST IN. HOT OFF THE PRESSES. INDIA IS IN SILVER MEDAL POSITION RIGHT NOW IN GYMNASTICS. HOLY SHIT.
Parker Ross
DE L'INDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wyatt Nguyen
>Cheating with poo propulsion Not fair
Gavin Kelly
Please let them get it. Mexico would be the biggest country left without a medal.
Juan Phillips
Well done India, Well done HOWEVER
Xavier Bennett
...
Brody Robinson
Never mind guys. USA and Russia knocked them into 4th ;_;
Mason Fisher
fucking dipa man , fucking bad luck fucking hell man . she was the first to qualify in gymnastic for india. fucking even did a produnova too . fuck man