Whats the most awkward encounter you have ever had with a dealer?

Whats the most awkward encounter you have ever had with a dealer?

she wanted more than just a tipped fedora

He went clean

He sold me weed and said "let's see how many genders there are."
It was fucked up

damn

My friend paid the dealer with fuckin dimes and nickels, the guy just took the the money sighed and drove away

Guy approached me in a pub once and aggressively tried to sell me speed. I wasn't having any of it because I had a trustworthy dealer at the time and this guy ... didn't look trustworthy.
The whole situation ended when he threatened me with violence if I didn't buy and I responded with something along the lines of "are you still trying to convince me? You're a shit salesman." Well, he threw a laughable punch so the landlord and me kicked the shit out of him and left him in the car park.

Good times.

sounds like someone desperate for money

Possibly, but that isn't a good way to get it.

None, because I do not do drugs.

When they took a massive shit in my toilet and didn't flush it. I wanted to cuss him out, but he was my only connection, lol.

>guy asks to come watch netflix at his house

>other time maybe

>every time he asks, every time i just want my weed i dont know this fucker what the fuck

dam son, now what?

fucking beta. I bet your dealer and his friends afterwards had a good laugh.

He want just Netflix and chill with you. Don't be so mean.

Well I'm a 5 foot 2 female that only weighs 95 lbs, I'd rather not get into a situation.

See post

couldn't find my dealers flat after he moved. phoned him six times but could hardly understand him (morokkan accent). he was describing things i was supposed to see from where he send me. i found out that he was just around the building i was standing in front off.
he must have thought i was an imbecile.

im OP of both these threads :P

nobody cares if you are a female

hahaha thank god for smartphones

That's related though. That's one of the reasons why I'm "beta" because I'm a small female with zero confrontational skills. Don't make BS comments if you don't want a solid reply.

okey

Trying to score bud
Dealer showed up coked out
All hyped, paranoid and sweating
Killed my microbuzz from the last of my shwag
Went out for apple pie and coffee
He says he thinks he can't trust anyone anymore
Awkward silence
C'mon, bro. I'm still cool. There's probably gonna be more close calls
What do you mean close? !?! Who? The police or gangbangers? Tell me if you know anything.
Bro, just a figure of speech.
Open neon sign in the window starts to flicker, dealer jumps.
Macro sweating and completely harshed my mellow.
Server comes back and tells us there's a short in the sign and not to touch it.
And they're out of ice cream for my pie.

Dont waste our time with your sorry shit cause you want attention.

If you want people to pay attention to you, just post your tits, bitch

did you get your bud?

>be me
>grow weed
>sell it to Tumblr fags
>they aren't sjw
>they come over to watch supernatural and movies
>closest friends now
>don't even buy weed from me anymore
>still come over to chill

Cont.

>one time we were drunk and to have a laugh we watched gay porn
>you boner you lose
>none of us lost but a friend jokingly flirted with me
>anyway we ended up sucking each other off

Attention? Lmao. I have a girlfriend so you can keep your attention, if that's what you're suggesting. It was a story about shit, you're the one who made it into something more. Chill.

topkek.

By Tumblr fags, I didn't mean legitimate homosexuals. It's this Asian bitch and her 4 friends.

Kekke

Im losing my boner here, shut up and post your tits. Or gtfo cunt

No. It got weird. I was gonna split a quarter with another guy, but needed his money. Felt like too much to ask of the guy at time. Ya know, "hey, can you split that for me and take me a few houses away to a strangers house so I can get the rest of your money from the guy that I'm sticking for slightly more than half of what you're charging me?"

Nah, kys.

Nice .gif

Typical sjw. Harambe didnt die for this bullshit

good troll

I met him in a parking lot and he just drove away without saying you're welcome after i thanked him

Actually, I'm the opposite of a SJW. I'm a conservative libertarian who's strongly anti-feminist.

posted this story in the Meth thread, may aswell share it here to.

>last year
>go to pick up from my dealer with a friend
>knock door
>door opens with some guy ive never seen
>sticks handgun into my shoulder and pulls me in.
>friend is told to follow in behind me and shut the door.
>2 other armed men in the apartment ransacking it
>dealer is beaten to everloving fuck on the couch
>guys take our money, our dealers money and his stash
>Cable tie us three together and jet the fuck out.
>took us almost an hour to shimmy on our asses to the kitchen and cut the ties.

Not really. The whole "Tits or gtfo" isn't very creative. I'd give it 4.6/10.

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not exactly the kind of awkward i was thinking of

Kek. Keep it coming, I have no life to get back to anyway.

Did it seem like he wouldn't hesitate to shoot or was it clear that it was just a threat?

>lightly banter a femenist
>gets upset and spurges out

Topkek

Once again, not a feminist. I'm an egalitarian.

You're a faggot

It's cool though, I guess I can kind of see where I came off as a feminist.

To be honest I didnt even question it, could have been either.

What's even the point of the argument, it's not even going anywhere...

Yes, I am a faggot. How ever did you know?

Getting trips

>be me
>look like a cop, short hair, clean cut etc
>move to new city
>trying to find connect for pills
>find connect on interwebz
>meet at a park
>she is totally freaked out, convinced I'm police
>keeps putting off actually giving me the shit
>put the money on the bench assure her "look I'm not a cop, all you gotta do is put the shit down and we can walk away from here as friends."
>she finally nervously agrees
>we walk out of there. she's totally relieved, we laugh about it.
>still buy from her today and give her shit for it

Fair enough, you must have been shitting yourself the whole time.

No one gives a fuck about your special snowflake crap, Tumblr is that way

You can go blog about how triggered you are. or stay here and show us your tits

The point is I have nothing to do and this is better than calculus homework.

Having a guns pointed at you, while doing a legit deal. Kind of for their safety you might say. Still awkward thinking your going to walk out, and this is normal. Yet it was.

I was fairly calm with it till I saw my dealers mashed up face.

Did you just assume my social media platform?!?!

faggot

Just standard for certain types of weight in the city. As specific as I get.

Autist.

Someones been watching too many action movies. Fucking faggot.

tits bitch

Lifghtweight.

cops 50meters down the street get handed the drugs guy bails. didn't get caught nothing too special

Sure

right as he got in my car I farted, then he did, and we went on our way

You need to get out more, Netflix. But okay.

We meant your tits. Not your gf's

One of my dealers refused to bring me my shit and eventually told me to come to his house and he was so drugged out he forgot he told me to, took me to the back yard and showed he his gun and told me he ain't afraid to use it and then sold me a 3GS of purp for $20 and told me if I got caught not to bring cops to his house. He didn't even give me a Baggie. I had to pocket all of that shit

How do you find a connect on the internet? Just got back from uni and I'm high and dry here

Touché

Used to deal weed, xanax. A lot of my clients were 9to5s and soccer moms. Got a few weird stories.

>cul de sac house
>usual routine is walk up to house, pretend im a friend/old friend and go inside, exchange and out
>house is decent, walk up to door
>bang, wait a long time
>door opens, guy with no shirt and pants with a half-on belt
>guy says with fucking deer-in-headlight-eyes 'ARE YOU THE GATEKEEPER'
>well this ones' either going up or coming down
>but i like ghostbusters
>"I AM THE KEYMASTER" i respond
>guy grabs me into the house and shuts the door
>house REEKS of meth and a faint whiff of sweat-piss
>tweeking guy asks "you hungry duuude? want some COMBOS?" he says combos really loud
>tell him sure. never argue with a tweeker
>he runs off to get what i hope are combos
>see someone coming down the stairs
>its a grill, 7/10 with a bra and shorts on
>i guess this house doesnt believe in shirts, whatevs
>girl says "you gilbert grapes' guy?"
>gilbert grape was my supplier
>reply "yeah im him. he told you how much right?"
>she pulls out a stack, i pull her hunniesack out of my pants
>"what else you got in there?" she asks with that tease voice
>women think if theyre sweet to their dealer they get some frosting on their cake, and they prolly do with a lot of guys but not with me
>smile and give her the sack, she gives me the roll, count it, all there
>hear furious footsteps, combo dude came back with pizza combos. big fucking bag
>"DUDE i got the C-COMBOS!"
>be nice to tweeker "baller, yer my guy, good looking out" and take some and smile
>chick says "you know, we were about to have some fun, you could staaaay and join us"
>fucking hate this
>women want free weed and shit as if the shit between their legs is a once-in-a-lifetime-gift
>im like a ferengi. business before anything else
>seen too many other guys get into deep shit because they mix business and personal
>rule of acquisition motherfucking #47: lust is temporary, latinum is forever
to be cont

not sure where you are but you can usually buy with bitcoin

Fucking samefag autist. Do you think lying on the internet makes you badass? Kill yourself.

It's the quiet ones that will kill a faggot like you just for being this naive.

Oh, you mean like dark net markets? I assumed you meant like irl contacts

Do you think swearing on an anonymous web sight makes you bad ass? Get laid.

I like how you dodged the question, because you know you're full of shit you fucking pussy. I bet you're in middle school, your insults are shit and you've probably only bought weed once. How about I fuck your whore sister and then you tell me to get laid again you autistic fuck.

>be last summer
>have a bomb connect for oil
>ounces of high quality shatter for $700
>have a buddy who is interested in a bulk pickup
>we get 2 ounces, 1 for me 1 for my buddy
>deal happens
>get back home
>runniest garbage oil I've ever had
>wasn't fully purged, tasted like gunpowder and butane
>feel really bad that the one time my friend picks up with me we get the shittiest oil in history
>never buy again without tasting

Just goes to show that a good track record doesn't mean shit

wasn't me
but yeah dark market usually

I'm already excited for the Dinosaur or the Threat to my Mother.

finish your fucking story or no dessert

>working in Alberta
>crew runs out of weed
>ask the tanker girl if she know anyone local
>go to meet
>they are such amateurs they only know how to sell by the gram
>offer to teach them
>they get all weird
>fuck it buy our shit and gtfo
>never go back

Also

>in town
>go to friends dealers place
>dirty and gross
>the guy is a total shit bag
>the wife, fat ugly you know what
>hits the dogs for barking
>guy is measuring the gear
>there dogs approach me
>obviously starved for food and attention
>I pet them
>the bitch yells at me "don't fucking pet them"
>Eck-fucking-scuse me
>the guy, "Yeah we're training them to be guard dogs"
>well that's an interesting way to say "we're abusive owners"
>one dog goes away the other lays near me
>cows on the phone
>dealer stopped weighing to roll
>I put my hand on the dog and rub it's side
>other one comes back
>the couple goes upstairs for whatever
>engage maximum over-pet
>get gear and get the fuck out.

...

>Have this ghetto ass mids dealer (good guy)
>He doesn't need a bat -man to be robin
Long story short he gave me many a blunt so he could pipe some fat chick in my basement.

He always wants a ride to the store after I did him the favor once. I always tell him I'm in a hurry.

Didn't think to record it?

cool made up story

She was hella fat, only a fetishist could have hit that

Would have made for good lolz with your story. But shit. I think I'd let someone do that for free weed.just as long as they don't make a mess I have to clean up

Nice doggo story
Feel bad for doggos:(
Wanna help doggos:(

doggo wan die

Keep going,nigger

bump goddamn dude

u dead nigga?

I don't live there anymore. I'd very much like to go back and steal them. But I don't know what to do. I can't support them.

RIP post
we will never know the conclusion