You have 30 seconds to prove you're an oldfag

You have 30 seconds to prove you're an oldfag.
>We will know if you are lying.

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My seniority levels are over 9000

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I've been here since 97 m8

ahh I miss Boxxy

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DESU! DESU! DESU!

youtube.com/watch?v=KLJ-jXJLPcU

Bait thread everyone knows there's no oldfags left and this site is 100% under aged faggots arguing about foreskin, black cocks and whether or not it's Gay to suck a trannys dick

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Only newfags claim to be oldfags, or even use the word

its called a usb line...

...i'll show you later

Old meme

I was here a few years before I could smell what The Rock was cooking.

I think newfags are cute

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This

Newfag detected.

I'm an oldfag, I've been here all summer

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Mizugorou

Not oldfag.

fucking gold

I miss the threads with candl-

youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

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Habo raid days here

Ive been to mushroom mountain went two it twice but whose countin but nothin compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

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You lost the game

Puddi puddi puddi puddi puddi

GIGA PUDDIIIIII

She was such a cutie. Fucking makes me legitimately sad.

Here's a get I got when moot decided to put Xs at the end of post numbers so people would stop posting get threads.

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old enough .

Then who was phone?

A year or two ago, on the first day of school Sup Forums hacked the camera to a school classroom and started playing "I hate fucking niggers" song until the school janitor turned off the camera.

That was a great day.

Toasting in epic bread

True queen of Sup Forums

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Thanks I'm a newfag and can now pretend to be an oldfag even better

Take off every zig.

I was here before sinks.

I am a motherfucker/EBM

hows this faget

Im in yur washing machine washing my harbl

Ok

Yes i remember both of these lol i started using Sup Forums daily when the last digits where x'd out, any idea what year that was? Like 07 maybe?

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>I'm an oldfag

oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says "no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah" and your alllike "oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you" and then she's like… "i don't have a dad.." or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

I still laugh at Michael and the Sex Goblin when MostlyHetero wrote it in 2004.

wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin

He posted it on wattpad btw. Spelling mistakes and all. He wrote some others I'll probably read them later when I'm high af.

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Where did they go??

have any vids?

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Coupon threads

Unwilled sex does not make since

noko in the email

He's still around?
Fuck dude were old as shit....

this gem

he was such an hero to throw it all away

I was still doing this up untill a week ago...

oh thank God i can stop playing. how did i miss this

YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON ELIZABETH

Hmmnn got more?

My nigga.
Yeah he uploads some pretty funny shit.

Does that not work any more?
>posting from mobile app

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34 kb it's very old

youtu.be/8mzBS0DXxnc?t=1h

youtu.be/3_ryWajmOIY

moar
nice titties

Holy fuck this is amazing I'm crying

Hey faggots,

My name is John

Wow, you've been here all summer haven't you?

Milhouse isn't a meme.

newgrounds.com/portal/view/16083

>gop

PENIS BUTTSEX VAGINA
roodypoo
what else uh... candlejack followed by a cut off sente-

Literal tears streaming down my cheeks.
Beautiful.
Is a meme but not a meme while still being a meme

It been like a year and it already feels like this is from the 90's

i get it. i reference something that happened back in 2006 and you pretend like i looked it up on wikipedia. jokes on you, i did look it up just to be sure i had to date right.

It's the bullying meme

what this shitballs

newfag asking for others to prove they are oldfags...

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I've been here all summer

>I'm a newfag
>Better pretend to be an oldfag and get others to prove they're an oldfag so I can look cool

Fuck off newfag, being an oldfag isn't a fucking title. It just means you've been here for a longer duration. Beyond that, it means fuck all. When you make gay threads like this, your newfaggotry shines like the fucking sun. You, sir, are the gayest of all OP's.

Fuck off your roody-poo candy ass
saged

fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm not

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

Spodermen :DDDDDDDD

Do not curse by any name of Earth, nor of Heaven; blessed is he with a single tunic which shared two in tavels.

i don't know even to look no like moar

I was a bit before that, yeah, around '07.

Who dat?