What would you do if you had a gf like this Sup Forums?
What would you do if you had a gf like this Sup Forums?
citizens arrest.
Creampie noregrets
Try and enjoy life from my prison cell.
Kill yourself
taking bubba's bbc in jail
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Groom her into one of those nazilolis.
I'd ram a cactus up her anus then kick her down a flight of stone steps
Wake up
I'd be in 4th grade, pedo!
Had a gf like her already.
Cri
And what did you do?
surely it depends how old you are
We had a two year relationship with everything. she was 14 and this cute.
Hello?
What's this from
Happiest person in Sup Forums atleast
?
I penetrate her ass and stretch her vagina before she's older
But what did you DO??
Hold hands and stuff?
Hell yeah brother
Tell her mom to get her into some ballet and Brazilian jiu jitsu cccclasses
Make sure she is getting a really healthy diet ,especially brain food you know so she can Learn more retain more knowledge faster/ more efficiently
Hello super supplement mother Tucker cordycepes lions main reishi kombucha goji acai chia
Gymnastics tea kwon do
Fuckin parkour
Rock climbing scuba diving
Latin Greek French German Dutch Finnish Chinese Punjabi farsi Japanese Spanish
Computational theory calculus Astor physics Sumerian
Advanced mathematical theory biophysics Neuro science emphasis
Then I'd trade her frozen yogurt for blow jobs and then we would cuddle
Everything including sex. Cinema. Birthdayparties... and so on.
I would not pass go, nor collect $200.
that's really cute man
you're a cool guy
What the fuck just happened here?
You mean you put it in her vagoo?
How old were you at the time? Same age?
Yes... in her vagoo... and mouth and...
nope... i was 31.
of course you did
I don't believe you any more
Rot in Hell pedo scum
Hehehehehehhe
believe it or not... it was a great time for us both
i am not from the US btw.
Make her a bowl of eggs
Hard to show Pics of her and me.... but why you ask if you can´t accept the truth from people sometimes?
get arrested?
i'm sure it is every 14 year old girls dream to be raped by a 31 yr old peado
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>Yes... in her vagoo... and mouth and...
>nope... i was 31.
Reported
so she wasnt white..... on any civilized country you'd get arrested.
You're a fucking liar!
Cause we wanted the pics all along yo
v&
Plz do not do this
You'd be surprised. Men like young girls. Young girls like older men.
Come out as gay
I was willing to believe if you were the same age
But now it's obviously some sexual fantasy you have about getting sweet 14 year old cunny, and you get off on telling people about it
...if you say so....
Just did faggot
report myslef to the nearest authority
Nope... But i understand that is hard for you to believe, that there can be girls that are into older guys and even fall in love with them.
could you talk more like a kissless weeaboo, mate? if you can change that, maybe people will start believing your bullshit a lil' easier
user. Please. We're trying to have a civilized discussion here ok? Fuck dude frig off
yeah keep telling yourself that
I hope you get v&
try to get her and her younger sister in a ménage à trois
haha best answer LMAO
Ikr ladde
I think jail would be involved if she was my gf.
My wife would probably be pretty upset I bet.