What would you do if you had a gf like this Sup Forums?

What would you do if you had a gf like this Sup Forums?

citizens arrest.

Creampie noregrets

Try and enjoy life from my prison cell.

Kill yourself

taking bubba's bbc in jail

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Groom her into one of those nazilolis.

I'd ram a cactus up her anus then kick her down a flight of stone steps

Wake up

I'd be in 4th grade, pedo!

Had a gf like her already.

Cri

And what did you do?

surely it depends how old you are

We had a two year relationship with everything. she was 14 and this cute.

Hello?

What's this from

Happiest person in Sup Forums atleast

?

I penetrate her ass and stretch her vagina before she's older

But what did you DO??

Hold hands and stuff?

Hell yeah brother

Tell her mom to get her into some ballet and Brazilian jiu jitsu cccclasses

Make sure she is getting a really healthy diet ,especially brain food you know so she can Learn more retain more knowledge faster/ more efficiently

Hello super supplement mother Tucker cordycepes lions main reishi kombucha goji acai chia

Gymnastics tea kwon do
Fuckin parkour
Rock climbing scuba diving
Latin Greek French German Dutch Finnish Chinese Punjabi farsi Japanese Spanish
Computational theory calculus Astor physics Sumerian
Advanced mathematical theory biophysics Neuro science emphasis

Then I'd trade her frozen yogurt for blow jobs and then we would cuddle

Everything including sex. Cinema. Birthdayparties... and so on.

I would not pass go, nor collect $200.

that's really cute man

you're a cool guy

What the fuck just happened here?

You mean you put it in her vagoo?

How old were you at the time? Same age?

Yes... in her vagoo... and mouth and...

nope... i was 31.

of course you did

I don't believe you any more

Rot in Hell pedo scum

Hehehehehehhe

believe it or not... it was a great time for us both

i am not from the US btw.

Make her a bowl of eggs

Hard to show Pics of her and me.... but why you ask if you can´t accept the truth from people sometimes?

get arrested?

i'm sure it is every 14 year old girls dream to be raped by a 31 yr old peado

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>Yes... in her vagoo... and mouth and...
>nope... i was 31.
Reported

so she wasnt white..... on any civilized country you'd get arrested.

You're a fucking liar!

Cause we wanted the pics all along yo

v&

Plz do not do this

You'd be surprised. Men like young girls. Young girls like older men.

Come out as gay

I was willing to believe if you were the same age

But now it's obviously some sexual fantasy you have about getting sweet 14 year old cunny, and you get off on telling people about it

...if you say so....

Just did faggot

report myslef to the nearest authority

Nope... But i understand that is hard for you to believe, that there can be girls that are into older guys and even fall in love with them.

could you talk more like a kissless weeaboo, mate? if you can change that, maybe people will start believing your bullshit a lil' easier

user. Please. We're trying to have a civilized discussion here ok? Fuck dude frig off

yeah keep telling yourself that

I hope you get v&

try to get her and her younger sister in a ménage à trois

haha best answer LMAO

Ikr ladde

I think jail would be involved if she was my gf.

My wife would probably be pretty upset I bet.