>Walk into kitchen
>See this
Wat do?
Walk into kitchen
turn 90 degrees and empty dishwasher
Is that yoga?
Turn 360 degrees and fill dishwasher
spin her around
Ask who the hairy legged sock wearing motherfucker to the left is doing in my kitchen.
The story behind that picture is quite sad actually.
what story?
Take moar photos and post on Sup Forums.
get her to make me a sammich
Cum on her face and moonwalk out of the room.
I would probably get arrested for trespassing
it is, she should be making sandwiches or doing the dishes
Megan Turi is in my kitchen, so this happens
Sperg out and have a panic attack
Wonder what the fuck I drank to wake up in some rich family's house...
She looks like she's in a state of mental shock, or something. The look on her face seems to be fear/shock, do you know what happen to her?
Looks like you sandwich maker is frozen. Have you tried turning it off & on?
>She gets up and starts playing around with your refrigerator
Wat now?
This
Sandwich maker still isn't working right. Try smacking it once or twice. That always worked for Fonzie.
I want her to become 100 ft tall,
swallow me whole,
digest me,
then shit me out of that ass.
close the goddamn door you're letting out all the chill!
I would lick her perfect feet, then tie her and rape her in the ass without lube. I would also lick her tears if she cry.
walk towards her and fuck her
I want her to eat me, liquefy me in her tum-tum and piss me out her dick.
she doesn't want the cum to leak out.
It increases the chances of conception.
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does she have aturism? she looks like she is shocked and not responding
Wonder why the fuck I'm in someone else's house. That fridge is way too clean.
>no "Stomp her head in"
sad days indeed.
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thats the freezer
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Rape her... again.
Name?
Megan Turi
Add duct tape to mouth, ankles and wrists
Much better
Woah she's hot.
Do you happen to know her age.
Radical!
i didnt wanted to jack off for second time today...
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why dont you add a barrel roll while you're at it you fuckin FAGGOT
I made that gif about 3 years ago...kek
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>> It increases the chance of conception
Walk around her and pretend I didn't see her. Check my items in the fridge to make sure nothing was touched or is out of place.
best gif
sauce
Nice work, user.