Out of lotion. How do I jack off?

Out of lotion. How do I jack off?

use shit

if dubs use deepheat

liquid soap

Dry like a normal person

Cooking oil

Captcha pangkallalang - tanjungpandan

Chapstick m8 trust me.

What he said

use sandpaper faggot

get a foreskin, faggot

Olive oil.

>circumcised lel

Baby oil is my go-to.

only because I shower after a fap

Do it in the shower

Also means you don't need to wipe yourself off afterwards.

I just use spit. Its readily available


Also, if you have a banana, try fucking the peel.

is it bad i jack off with spit?

Use the inside of a jalapeño. It feels like an actual pussy. Try it. You'd like it.

No.

It grosses some people out. Doesnt feel as good as real lube though.

Dry you fucking faggot. If you can't make it work, you don't want to fap enough.

Anyone else eat their cum?

Try not to be cut you fucking kike.

Jack off, cum, use your cum as lube.

cheese grater, kitty litter, 80 grit paper

Omg, I thought I was the only one. I save it in the fridge until there is a full milk shake in there.

Vinyl/rubber glove and cooking oil, trust me m8

Use Vick's Vapor Rub shit is amazing and it gets you rock hard.

I tasted it once bretty good I must say nice blend

Lick your hand

Wait, people actually require lube to jack off? I thought it was always just a preference, but it's a necessity for you?

What the fuck, just go dry you fucking retard. Use oil, spit, something. Are you stupid?

use hands

Just use your pre-cum.Oh wait,you are a uncut fag.

'Cause uncut can't precum ?

I am circumsized and almost always masturbate dry