Ask a guy who just got friend zoned anything?

Ask a guy who just got friend zoned anything?

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Why are you such an awkward faggot?

how did it happen

ask him to reconsider

> Asked her if she'd like to go bowling tonight after work
> She asked me if I saw her as more than a friend
> I said yeah, she said she only saw me as a friend and that she wasn't looking for a boyfriend at the moment

There ain't no such thing as a friendzone.

I guess it's because I have low self confidence. Also that I flirt as well as a tone deaf mute

She was straight and honest with you.

You are friendzoning yourself. Be friends but move the fuck on Rosenthal's from her. So not put her on a pedestal. Keep moving. Don't make the mistake I made!

So it was just a plain no?

does it feel super awkward to talk to her now?

Exactly.

Oh no, I don't plan on trying to change her mind. She was pretty honest, which is what I like about her

>Keep moving. Don't make the mistake I made!

god you guys are pathetic

Sucks man at least you should fuck off as fast as you can from her and not chase her for months like my sorry ass did

Exactly. So don't sit and whine about friendzoned.

Ehhh not really. I handled it pretty well

Good for you. I was cousinzoned once.

>She asked me if I saw her as more than a friend
>I said yeah
If she asks this, you know you're in trouble. Should have played it off and said "I don't know, I'm just looking for someone to bowl with." Then spend some time with her, let her get to know you.

Since you already spilled your spaghetti, this one's most likely fucked. Move on to the next chick and try again.

have to kill her in her sleep now user
shes going to gossip to all her friends about what a creep you are

But I'm not whining user

You should go to her house. Fill the walkway in front of her house with red rose petals, when she comes out you kneel and tell her that you are serious and won't take her shit. This shit will totally get you laid bro.

Isn't it better to be straight up?

nah fuck that atleast she knows what his intentions were

Didn't care much about the laid part. Just wanted to know her more

I got friendzoned not long ago. Her apartment is near mine so she comes over often and cuddles with me on couch. I've finger banged her a few times and we got naked for sex once but I couldn't get hard.

She tells me we are just friends though. And a Chad just moved into my rehab so he has already fucked her a few times. They aren't dating though and she considers me her closest friend. Watdo?????

She already knew what his intentions were. And by asking that question, he should have known she wasn't interested (yet). At that point, he has two options:
>give up
>play it cool and try to convince her to hangout, hoping to eventually change her mind

you really want her? she sounds slutty tbh

Kys
Fam

Honestly, just kill yourself. There's not much you can do at this point.

Honestly I have feelings for her now. Which I didn't want, she kept coming to me and wanting to hang out all the time.

She definitely is a slut and will fuck someone just for looks. I know she is bad news all around but honestly I've been lonely for many years and this is all I have atm...

The sex is for that, after you bang her she'll open up to you more and you can bang her more if you want.
Just be yourself.

Sorry time OP.

>have pretty bad man tits
>still gotten laid but mostly when me and the girl are drunk and I leave my shirt on
>have sober sex for the first time one night
>meet up with friends at the bar
>Been hitting on this chick all night
>turns out were both DDs for our group of friends
>decide to meet up after we get drunk friends home
>give her my address
>she comes over and things start to heat up
>after going down on her she starts to suck my dick
>after she's been doing that for a while we're both ready to fuck
>decide fuck it this chicks into me I'll take my shirt off for once
>big man tits with puffy nipples at your service
>look of embarrassment crossss her face
>says "wow!"
>sheepishly reply that I gave gynecomastia, it's a condition that affects some guys.
>asks if she can touch my tits
>s-sure why not
>"they feel like mine, that's crazy!"
>y-yeah I know r-right
>after the initial shock of my tits she gets on top and starts to ride me pretty aggressively
>feelsgoodman
>she starts pinching the shit out of my nipples
>says "you like that titty boy?"
>not really
>proceeds to slap and hit my man jiggles around like they're her personal punching bags
>I don't like what she's doing, but pussys pussy right?
> this goes on the whole time were fucking l. She'll bite my nipples slap my tits and spit on them too.
>when we finish I send her on her marry way and sit down on my couch and stare at the wall for hours
>the next day my tits are purple and yellow from bruising
>I have scratches and red bite marks all over my chest
>tfw the girl your fucking is aggressively into your moons
>tfw your chest is sore for weeks

My guts telling me to let her go but my head is telling me play it cool. Not sure what to do

Why are you a pussy? Just find a new bitch and said bitch will want your dick. If not fuck her.
>I bet you tried to be all romantic and shit you cuck.

I feel being myself isn't going to get me anyway. I need to change the way I think and act. My flirting game is shit tier too

Give me better advice u fuckin faggots. How do I get rid of these feelings. I get super jealous when she fucks Chad and I just got in a huge argument with her today about it.

How the fuck do I stop my feelings for this slut

You already failed to play it cool. It's going to be even more difficult (but not impossible) to recover at this point. I'd just find a new girl. But you do you.

Nope. Not a romantic person. I said that she looked nice when we went to a movie the first hangout though

Not just that bro, be yourself and do the petals thing. You have no idea how much girls like that stuff. Like romanticism and stuff. Trust me in this.

Cut the bitch off. Keep looking for a chick if that's what you want. That girl will wonder why u aren't talking to her anymore and when she asks why u tell her that she said she want interested. So ur looking for someone who is. Her loss. Even if she doesnt realize it. Simple. If u stay friends with her she will just use up ur time money and weed and she ain't even ur chick. Fuck that

Sounds like a bit too much effort

Too much cringe for my taste user, sorry

Just remember this pal

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exaclty!

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There nothing cringe about having balls. You did it your way and get friend zoned, try mine now.

at first it feels cringy but you get used to it

How long is it going to take to get over and try another girl?

Probably a day. I tend to deattach from things pretty easily

>You like that titty boy?
Keked

Sorry, I wouldn't be able to look anyone in the eye

Why do you cling to the idea that women only interact with you to seek sexual attention or relationships?

Wouldn't it be easier to be casual, and project an air of detachment that women crave?

Women make the call on whether or not a guy is relationship material on first impressions.

Maybe you should put forth a little effort? Dress nicely, speak confidently, maintain eye contact.

We met at work. Couldn't really dress in my normal clothes. I always maintain eye contact. Speaking confidently on the other hand is difficult. I guess I didn't make a good first impression

You are going to kneel though, it's okay if you just look her legs. If she's wearing a short skirt look up, like to her stomach. Don't worry about it, you'll see her naked pretty soon.

This is how you snag a woman who will feel like she owns you and expect you to devote your life to treating her like a queen.
If that's what you want, do this.

Do you know calculus?

Too much effort? For what finding a new girl or chasing one who isn't interested? Believe me, you can't change anyone or make them do something they don't want to cuz they are their own person. Free will and all. If shes not interested you will be wasting waaayyy more energy, emotional stability, money, and time trying to get her to be. Which at the end of the day, she most likely wont be. If finding a new chick sounds like more work than that then maybe you should do what I did after my last relationship and say fuck girls. Screw them. They are fuckin terrible now days anyway. They don't value monogamy, they don't understand loyalty; to their friends, or boyfriends, they usually have a bf and a couple other guys they friendzoned, maximizing the benefits of male attention. Between the ages of 16 - 25 they are literally drunk with the power their looks have over thirsty guys. Seriously user. Don't worry about relationships. At the end of the day I think what you want is to be loved and accepted. Which is what everyone wants really. And you can have that without a chick. As long as you have a family, a pet, and a few close friends you have ppl who love you. Fuck girls user. They'll fuck u over worse than any of those ppl I mentioned

Studying it next semester user. Precalculus is pretty easy though

How close is the bullet?

I'm not going to berate you over it. Just learn from the experience. Confidence is easy, just don't over think things. Avoid conversations about things you don't like, politics, any nerdy hobbies you may have. Compliment things like eyes, hair, piercings, jewelry. Get a girl started talking and just smile and nod along.

You're right user, I meant to continue pursuing the mentioned girl though. Your advice is pretty sound

You're being used like her little slut. We use them for pussy they use us for our time. Stop the cucking and cut her off.

Thank you user, I'll keep your words in mind. Nothing to do now than move on

>As long as you have a family
I'm guessing you mean parents and siblings here. Because meeting girls, eventually finding the right one, and getting married is how you start your own family. In a couple of decades, your parents will be dead or so senile you won't recognize them and your siblings will have their own families who take up all of their time.

Get out there while you're still young enough to do it. This MGTOW bullshit will just leave you lonely and bitter.

That's the spirit. There are more of them than there are of you. Have some tits.

No way, when you fuck them they get super needy and stuff. You just need to start the spark.

I've bed. Told to get out there and meet girls but how exactly? I go to community college now but I'm transferring to the state uni next semester. I don't really go out much aside from work and school. How do I actually meet girls?

You bought him a calzone?

I've been*

How much money did you spend on her? Don't lie, OP!

Your obvious play: 'Wut about a fuck-friend-zone then"

>less than beta fail

$36 for movie + food + tip (always leave a nice tip)

>when you fuck them they get super needy
The reason you think this is because your tactics, as I said, get you that type of women.

kek

Bars, house parties, coffee shops, malls. These are the places that people are most likely going to want to socialize, but women are everywhere. Just go wherever people are and spend some time there.

This guy doesn't know what he is talking about. Ignore him op. Do the flowers thing.

She's a lying bitch... Why ask in the first place?? She was scared of rejection and you pussied out, man up or forget her abc nigger

How do I do any of those when I'm introverted as fuck?

Well yes I mean parents and siblings. But don't get me wrong, I don't mean that user should swear off girls altogether. Im trying to get the point across that at this point he should maybe he should focus on self improvement. Just because we can say girls are fuckong dumb doesnt mean we should swear them off. Just don't let them affect what goes on in ur head. They are just overgrown children. After being single for almost 3 years and not going out of my way to impress, tame, or fix any girl Im back in school and I found a nice girl. Were still talking but ibwont get ahead of myself. Shes a good girl. Not some trashy bitch that i used to fuck with. One thing I learned is u have to put in the effort to get with the good ones. No user that's not necessarily mgtow. Sometimes its doing what you have to do to not get hurt. Its looking out for yourself. One day, user will meet a girl who is interested.

>women
>scared of rejection

stop projecting betaboy

> This

Make sure to slice up the arm not across in warm back helps the bleed out. Better be dead than cuckfag

introversion and being socially inept are two different things you acoustic. One can be introverted and have good social skills, want to know how?

1. realize your limits, you don't have to be social 24/7
2. actually get out there. Socialisation is a skill that has to be learned and maintained. The only thing that will get you there is exposure.

SSometimes ppl need a time out to b single for awhile. Just to focus on themselves, their family and friends. To mentally heal themselves and build themselves up again. There's nothing mgtow or wrong with that.

Ok.
>Just don't let them affect what goes on in ur head. They are just overgrown children.
This is much better advice than:
>And you can have that without a chick. As long as you have a family, a pet, and a few close friends you have ppl who love you. Fuck girls user.

That's the key: it doesn't matter what they think about you. Some people will like you, some won't. Life goes on.

See above.

Good call, let me take my fist out of your moms snatch and call the internetz and let them know the tooth.

joke's on you, my mom is dead

This guy gets laid. Listen to him, must other advises will cause you to lost that girl. Do the thing with the flowers whit guy said.

This is correct. The truth is that everyone is introverted to some degree. People just have to learn to cope with it.

Class A tard --- go fuck a goat faggot!

>trying this hard
samefag

Well honestly, having the mindset of the first thing I said helped me alot after I broke up with my ex. I was with her for 5 years and yes I was very bitter but having that mindset helped shape me into how I do things now days. No I don't think its healthy to have that mindset forever. But at a time when you know ur broken, I don't see anything wrong with it

I'm not those guys. You are attacking me just for fun but OP is not. He's jst a guy like us after a girl. I want him to get laid that's why I gave him me best tip.

Very sound advice, thank you. I think the mall would be the best place to start

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dude you are so right! op should do this!

What's it like being in a zone of fiction?

I'm the other guy, I'm not the one who gave the advice. I don't date a lot but this guy obviously is. Being a troll is an old meme. Go back to 2013.

Tell her how you really feel, better to live life being honest to yourself & others, than a life of regret.

>>Sorry I didn't tell the truth I love your bones (YOU)
>> Let me suck you off (HER)

Else, all bets off alteast you stood your ground!

samefag

Thanks for the advice. I'll be sure to not do this