Hey Sup Forums need your advice. So I am a 19 year old virgin...

Hey Sup Forums need your advice. So I am a 19 year old virgin. Cant talk to girls irl so I put up an ad on craigslist asking someone to have sex with me. A couple responded and they want me to go over tomorrow. The girl is out of my league and I can hit it raw. I guess what I want to know is if having a threesome as my first time will have any mental repercussions. Should I do something like this or should I just work on myself and wait to get sex like regular person? Any advice you can give me? Post your craigslist stories.

you're gonna get raped

why do you think so?

My advice to you user is let them know you're a virgin. If they know, and you're ok with it then do it. Having sex isn't going to make you into something else.

If they DON'T know you're a virgin it's best to be up front about it. A couple looking for a threesome is going to be looking for someone that can fuck. A virgin is probably not someone that is going to lay the A-game first try.

However, if they know, adn they want you it's some sort of fetish so go blast that pussy. And also, wear a condom.

I got set up for a threesome to loose my V-card though CL. Long story short the woman never showed and the dude raped me. So have fun OP! Make wise choices.

Don't go lol. You're going to get raped. A couple with a girl "out of your league" won't go to craigslist for that shit. You're going to either get raped or killed.

they know. and the girl thinks its hot. only weird thing is she wants me to wear buisness casual clothes for some reason.

how the fuck did you let that happen? if shit seemed sketchy id just dip

i thought about this too but idk it seems too legit
they sent me a live pic through kik so

I was young and dumb, the dude was pretty big, it was avoidable in rectrospect but I didn't see a way out at the time. Shit happens dude, I just chalk it up to an experience.

You should just for your little sister

fuck man. that sounds shitty. i was gonna take a knife with me but i seem to have misplaced it.
thought about it, not worth it.

whats the dude look like?
not to be gay but maybe hes insecure and a virgin would be less of a threat to him in a threesome scenario

How do you know about that kind of stuff(killing,raping and shits) ?

the dude looks like any regular ass 20 y/o
hes 5'8" and wears a gold chain, gold earrings and watch, has tattoos, smokes weed, his kik profile pic is just a lot of 20 dollar bills.

you got time Op
while sex is a milestone in a young mans life it really isnt that important in this day and age. you got plenty of time I say wait for a better opportunity to present itself

pic of girls bod

aww shit take some fucking penis pills and a bottle of jack and ruin her

Well you see the thing about rape is that it's not something you just let happen since rape is against their will.

why is it not that important in this day and age?
i feel like draining my balls into a girl everyday of my life
and everyday i dont makes me sad
penis pills lol
dont really know how i feel about this pic
i just noticed that it says 2012 in the back. and it looks like it might be in some sort of employees breakroom

true i guess, i meant it more as in if shit started not adding up and if he felt uncomfortable why didnt you just leave but i guess sometimes its not that easy.

Don't stress too much about the 2012. Employers put those signs up and they sit forever. They legally only have to change them when the laws change.

You'll be lucky if you only get raped and robbed.

Perhaps you should consider not going and find an Asian massage parlor or use backpage. At least leave behind a last will and testament.

I mean theres always the chance that you might get raped/robbed but getting killed sounds too extreme.
Honestly am just thinking of not going cause idk i feel like itll fuck with my head as far as keeping it a secret from my friends that i lost my virginity in a threesome. but then again yolo puss is puss

There never was a woman, stupid.

Also I liked your tight ass and the noises you made.

Get yourself a pocket pussy and fuck the shit out of it. Feels pretty close to the real thing

does backpage actually work? ive always wanted to try but to scared of getting caught. also what are the rates of prostitutes now a days

hahahaha every day hahahaha

Oh dude, you clearly never have been in a relationship. You'll fuck when she allows you to fuck. And she allows you to fuck if you behave the way she wants.

yup tfw no gf ever

Backpage works great. Just don't pick the "new to town" girls.
Google the massage parlor they post and you can find sites where people actually went to it for sex.

lol just saw the new to town girls. why whats wrong with them?

Something similar happened to me.

I never showed up at their house because I bailed at the last second. I was afraid that either

1. They'd end up being some weirdos that kill me.

2. The dude might get jealous and kick my ass halfway while I'm fucking his wife.

Any tips, robots? I might set up another craigslist post.

You act like that's a loss. At least you don't have a half-retard leading you by the balls.

As far as I understand you, you don't want a girlfriend, you want to fuck.

Seriously, I can't understand why you shy faggots on Sup Forums don't realize what your youth alone is worth on the sexual market. That's what they mean when they say that youth is wasted on the young.

There are tons and tons of hot milfs out there crazy about introducing a young guy into sex. They know...things. Teen girls are more concerned if they look good while fucking, they don't understand how to let go.

Let's face it, most of you could have pussy if you weren't such fucking cowards.

YOU FUCKING MORONS! You have ONE FUCKING GO at life. None of this time ill every come back, and when you're dead, it's over.

And look how your wasting it. Wasting life in fear of...life. I want to shake you guys until your teeth are chattering.

19 YO virgin? You're basically already dead, OP. Everyone here lost it by 7. You must be Super Duper Autistic to be 19 and a virgin. I mean, god damn man...

You make it sound like sex is the greatest thing in the world... You must be 13 or one of those weird Red Pill loons...

(THIS POST IS ILLEGAL IN AMERICA)

fuck off get your own thread

pls shake me. i need a good shaking. but in all seriousness youre right i dont know how to fucking talk to girls. IM A FUCKING PUSSY!!

OP what you should do is ask for legit proof like a timestamp with a picture of both of them with their faces... that and let 2 of your closest friends now what is happening

go for it this could be a great experience

not planning about telling friends about this at all feel kinda embarrased about it

Sounds like their gonna rob you

op tell one friend you trust
this isnt even that embarassing
this is potentially lifesaving advice
someone should know where you are or you're gonna get raped, murdered, and buried in some wasteland

get more proof of them before you move forward with this... and bring a pocket knife or something

You're like the kid that decides the cookie it wants can't taste good because it's out of it's reach.

Sex is a pretty great thing if you know what you're doing. It's better on drugs tho. But after my first time I thought "This stuff is overrated" simply because I had no idea what I was doing.

> how to fucking talk to girls

I never really got this. They're humans, basically. You have no problems talking to a girl you're not interested in? a fat girl, an ugly one? You can talk to those you don't care about.

Well that's the trick. Don't care. Lower the stakes. I never really hit on the girls I fucked. I met them in social circumstances and then mostly ignored them or talked to them like to everyone else. I simply treated them as a human, not as a potential fuck. I guess that didn't sit right with them, they wanted their feminine charms acknowledged.

I'm not good looking. What I have going for me is I'm good with words and I'm witty and that translates to funny. Find out what works. All I can say that I had the most positive responses when I didn't give a fuck. You might not get that 10/10 girl you fancy, but you'll get your dick wet.

okay what about talking to a girl from school?
i have her for a class but cant really find the time to talk to her. when is it okay to just go up to her and be like hey wassup, wouldnt that seem like i wanted to talk to her specifically and that i cared.

I had no good experiences going for a specific girl. Broke my heart. I got her in the end, but it was all misery and suffering and the Sex was mediocre.

I don't know enough about american mating habits to advice you how to approach a girl in school. But I can give you a general advice.

Be opportunistic, Don't go for a specific girl. Look at it that way: if you're out to get a specific painting from a medieval master, chances are very low that you'll ever get it. On the other hand, chances are pretty high that you get your hands on some fucking painting. You don't try to win a round of poker with a specific hand. any hand that wins will do.

Also, be cool with your self for fucks sake. Why is everyone so self-conscious? Life's a fucking game, a joke, we die at the end, and that's it. Don't take that shit serious.

>business casual required
>negro-typical behaviors
Clearly they want to use you as a reference for a job interview or as a character witness in court. Do not go.

go on eccie . net or backpage and find an escort or massage parlor

thanks for the advice user. i wont let u down

clearly, she said she wanted me in buisness casual or in work uniform because it was more mysterious to her. like im just some random dude from the office or whatever

ever got a prostitute yourself?

my man.

just at an asian spa where they do anything for an hour for $200. eccie or rubmaps will tell you if one is near you. im in dallas which is a hotspot for these spas

Agree, don't go!! I have a small circle of friends, but i cant tell you this. If i wanted to find some dude to fuck my girl, i could find half a dozen guy's with safe credentials in a heart beat. Clean without murderous tendencies. You are setting yourself up to end up on the front page of your local paper.

This makes sense. Everyone else was just telling me not to go because ill get raped but provided no back up evidence. Yeah i think im gonna skip it and just try to find a girl alone to fuck me.

Just so you realize, it's easy as fuck to fake live pics over kik

25 here and was thinking of putting an ad up. Did you put a picture up op, or simply just say you were a virgin looking for something? I've always been looking at the therapeutic massages but I'm really sketched out about those being police stings.

You already have mental repercussions. Just stick in and stir.

dude, wear a fucking condom. just do it user.

Good luck in getting robbed

This
Just say hi to more girls. Like walk around the mall like you are enjoying life, and say hi as you pass. Force yourself to do it. Over time, it will make you more confident talking to them. Keep escalating the conversations when they come up available. It works,

Fugg u faggots

ive been sick in bed for a REALLY long time and I wanna go hit on women so bad

If you are healthy you have no excuse to be living this kind of life

turn of your computer and go do some shit, live ur life fugggggg

Yeah i posted a high res pic of my erect dick

how so?

whats fucking wrong with you?

tried doing this a couple months ago. ended up saying some really cringy shit to a really cute girl. she legit just walked away from me
made me feel like shit never did it again

That's a long fucking story , started back in 2008 with an infection

shit just tumbled from there

Right now I see some light at the end of the tunnel so we will see what habbens

Don't listen to this retard. Just use your brain and think wisely about your decisions to go through with this along the way. If you're diligent and find anything to be fishy, use your best judgment and dip. Never be afraid to ask for proof, and be upfront about things you're willing to do/not do, and etc. etc.

Put out an ad on CL. Hooked up with a married couple and we fucked for a few hours. It was a great time and we all came at the same time. Probably the best orgasm I've ever had.

depends really, no point in losing virginity if you're going to regret it later

Yea, that craigslist scenario sounds pretty rapey to me.

On the real, though, just get a hooker.

Either find one on the internet, find one on the streets (if you live in that kind of place), or go to a strip club and see if one will do you in the champagne room. Almost all strip clubs have a few sluts that will bang you, especially hole in the wall strip clubs or old, shitty ones.

Social anxiety is a terrible thing man. Some people just can't talk to people.

If it wasn't a threesome would you still be having second thoughts op?

fuck that sounds terrible, almost a whole decade sick. hope you get well soon. if not hope you get a sweet death. ill try my best not to live my good youthful years in vain

i feel like i might because its just not a common thing to do. fucking a stranger with another stranger. like how do i bring that up in discussion if someone asks how my first time was

no i probably wouldnt. id probably ease into it without any problems. but having another person there especially another male puts me on edge. like i have to worry if hes gonna try some shit.

Why not just wait for a reply from someone else then?

whatcha sick with nigga?

Is there a reason you haven't posted that pic here yet? How big are you?

OP im not your real life friend so you dont have to be embarrassed but if you do do this leave me your info and # so I can make sure your still alive after to report the location and shit after if they chop you up

So where are these milfs then?

You seem to think you can oust me in my own Kingdom? I basically own half the threads on Sup Forums. This board basically bows to me on the daily. If I could I would just turn its wrath on you on an instant. But im enjoying this little back and forth with all of you. Just pray you toe the line while youre ahead faggots.

I have fucked a craigslist couple before.

Basically I fucked the wife while the husband fiddled his dick. She made fun of him for having a small dick (it was average) while I pounded her.

It was okay but I probably wouldn't have wanted to do it as my first time. I probably would have come too quickly and it would have been awkward.

i have like two girls that replied to my ad and really want my dick. one of them is born again virgin that hasnt had dick in her in like 4 years. the other is a lesbian with big tits. ive been talking to them for like a month now. always busy.

why would anyone want me to post my dicc pic. also 7 inches

nah mayne i think im not gonna go through with this shit. if anything just gonna wait on those other girls to finally get a day off so we can meet.

LOL you're calling me a virgin? Cute, and a typical response. Maybe once you're out of HS, you'll grow up.

Well, and nature in her inexplicable wisdom gave us alcohol for exactly that. And amphetamines, and cocaine. And all the legal drugs you guys have over there. If you brain doesn't do what you want, you force it. It'll learn over time.

Also, all people are anxious to a certain degree. They simply deal with it. They ignore the self-doubt, clench their teeth and pull through with it. They don't sabotage themselves mentally before even opening their mouths to talk.

Part of why I'm angry about this is because I have all of this inside me, I can understand it, but I fucking cut through that bullshit and if I did it everybody can.

It's not always an overabundance of anxiousness, it's often a complete lack of willpower to overcome it.

Think about it. Volition is everything. Everything follows the will. You can train your willpower just like a muscle. Start easy, go bigger. There's no fucking excuse for this behavior. Simply calling it some sort of disorder, completely stripping people who suffer from it from their self-agency just makes money for big pharma.

Listen to this red pill horse shit! No wonder feminism is killing off men! What a fucking tosser! Go die in a ditch!

I had this one experience on craigslist where a couple wanted me to meet up with them so the wife could tie me up and blindfold me and suck me up. we exchanged emails for about month and everything checked out. When it came down to it the husband picked me and while we were on the way to their house i noticed some strange things about him. like his testosterone was awfully low (had a bitch voice, bitch face) and that he kept saying how good his wife sucked dick and that i was gonna enjoy it and that i should just relax and go with the flow and that he wasnt gay. i thought hmmm whatever this guy is just fucked in the head like most cucks. anyways got to their house he started showing me around, showed me pics of his wife and him and shit. finally we went to the room where it was all gonna go down. noticed there was some stacks of pics lying around like as if he was recently looking through them. he said wife was in other room. was kinda nervous and was gonna come out when i was already tied up and blindfolded (didnt want me to see her scared i was gonna recgonize her in public) i asked if i could speak to her through door before we proceded. guy said sure let me see if shes ok with that. came back and said she decided not to go through with it. drove me home and that was the end. point of story is you never know if its some sort of set up when theres another guy involved. my advice is dont do it unless you meet with them before hand like somewhere in public

Let's get real here. You skipped the blindfold and let him suck you off right?

I'm not exactly sure what your problem is, what my posts have to do with the red-pill-guys, or why you get so agitated.

But considering the topic at hand, I guess it's sexual frustration.

A man that says sex is 'not that great' is either a virgin or a pathetic looser in bed. I bet you're the lesser one. Or are you insecure about your dick?

anyhow, none of that is my problem, so stop bothering me with your disgusting piteousness, you poor poor man.

I dunno man, there are serious mental conditions you can't just will yourself out of. You need medication, or training basically. I believe social anxiety is one of those. People claim they have social anxiety when they're just feeling bad or are embarrased or whatever but I'm talking about real social anxiety, where you really can't bring yourself to act.

yeah, and right after his wife joined and she turned out to be a trap in a furry costume. it was a good time.

hey gavin

check out the whore's reviews on eccie or preferred411 before you pull the trigger on backpage. way to easy to get robbed by pimp or setup by law

I get sex all the time and sometimes I would rather just jack the bean stalk you know

you didnt tell him the rate

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That's what most of these kids don't understand.
Once your married or in a relationship where you get laid when you want sometimes just just wanna jerk off and some times you wanna have sex

I agree. But "being unable to talk to girls" is not that. Its common and it's cowardice and those who are honest to themselves acknowledge that. OP's condition is not pathological. It's expression of a very useful instinct nature gave men. Because without the shyness towards girls, every 13-year-old would be going around raping whatever walks on two feet. Consequently, this shyness starts with puberty, it has a biological function; it's a natural thing, but most of our natural instincts have a hard time finding a place in this modern world.

dont hit raw

>girl outta your league and on craig'slist
she's gunna put on a strap-on and fuck you while her boyfriend laughs

a threesome doesnt have mental repercussions, craigslist does

Fantasy dude and they always
"Am I not good enough"!?
Etc.etc.etc

>Once your married
Sorry for your loss. But jokes aside, I'm in a 7-year relationship. Sexual attraction fades over time. It's hard to stay attracted to a body that you know every mole and wrinkle.

But that was not what OP was talking about. He was talking about his first lay, and why on earth would you compare that to sexual relations in a marriage.

>pro tip
Never satisfied

Thanks for this. Sounds like real wisdom to me.

yeah whats the rate faggot

thats what im afraid of

please explain.

you'll knock on their door, and a fat, naked bald dude will open it. Then you'll look past him and see theres a bunch of naked old men standing around an empty kiddie pool. Before you can leave a couple of beefy old men will come up behind you, force you into the house and then lock the door. Then they'll strip you naked, force you into the kiddie pool, start to pee on you one by one till they are all finished. Then, they'll move you to a table where they have strap downs, and strap you to the table. Then, one by one, they'll take turns fucking you and sticking their dicks in your mouth. You'll try to scream for help, but can't as your mouth is stuffed with old man cock and cum is forced down your throat. You'll leave with at least 5 stds and PTSD for the rest of your life.

TL;DR: You'll be raped by old men if you go.

>what bout you user? how was your first time like?
>well guys I went of craigslist of course [...]

I'm just an old fuck, that's all. You lose some delusions with age and see some things clearer.

And what you regret most aren't the things you did, but the things you didn't do. That's why I write all this. You can't get the years back, the chances pass and that's it. It would be nice to spare a Sup Forumsro or two this regretful look back.

What many don't realize, you'll be drawing on the years of your youth for the rest of your lives. These years are what you'll later call the 'good old times'. Make em count.

haha yeah well its not as bad as when people get a hooker for their first time. i just think a threesome would be worse.

Lol
Probably not his so long as you prove they are legit via time stamped pics etc etc etc

I mean we have hooked up with some girls and boys that were below us before
It's just hard to find swinvers in your age group when you are young

Most swingers are mid late 30 and older you got lucky verify your pass and go to pound town