itt: sports that should be in the olympics

> itt: sports that should be in the olympics

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Everyone in strong man is juicing, so it would be pointless.

> Everyone in the olympics is juicing

FTFY

Dodgeball.

So is everyone in the olympics.

Cheese rolling
Whelly throwing
Shin kicking
That weird pole vault over a river sport

Gotta give whiteys a chance at some more medals

I'm certain some of there, there's no doubt about it. What I mean is juicing is part of strong man just like in bodybuilding. If they competed in the Olympics they wouldn't be allowed to do that, and it'd end with a bunch of them being stripped of medals.

Rape

casual tier
Nah son, we need 3d dodgeball

100m sack race

long distance cumming

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Tank Biathlon

Well 100m butterfly is in, so why not?

egg and spoon 75km
Ultimate test of concentration and endurance

desu they should add all the silly brit sports like sack race cheese rolling shin kicking and subjugating the irish

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British bulldog

Competitive hip hop dancing

Another medal for US and Japan

Biathlon with horses

Greyhound racing and treasure hunting.

competitive skyrim

tfw we only got silver in knock down ginger
tfw americans call it ding dong ditch like retards

Per capita

Strongman is a great sport and I'd love to see it in the Olympics but it wouldn't be accepted, like you said. Not only becausr of the inherent drug use but because it isn't standard at all. The IOC really wouldn't like having different events every time for one medal. They could standardise it like the Arnolds but it would make it a lot more boring

It sounds like a heptathlon

> people would rather watch golf or shooting than some real feat of impressive strenght

Sort of, but there aren't any standard events that make a strongman competition. You'd have to have the same events each time. If I was going to design an Olympic strongman competition I'd probably have the most iconic events
Apollon's Axle (thick bar with big, fixed wheels for weights) overhead for reps
Max deadlift (no suits, either silver dollar or tyre)
Husafell stone
Hercules Hold
Pull (I'd make it really memey and have a Trireme on a slipway or something)
Atlas Stones

That would be an epic Olympic event actually

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Actual horse-racing
Bring back chariot racing
Squash
Long-distance sailing

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Fierljeppen

Events that involve scooter boards.

cheese rolling

EVERY FUCKING TIME KEK
>you see how he fringes the grass,i've never seen anything like that
>yes...

Chess

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Would watch

Chessboxing

Pétanque, darts, chess, bowling.

>subjugating the irish

top kek

there are many strenght-based stuff you can use

farmers walk
tire flip
giant log lift
sword hold
car deadlift
keg toss

/ropepull3vs3basedonweightclass/ when?

Is there any reason for the cheese or is it just downhill race with a random cheese in front?

this

I was just going for the classic/epic looking stuff. Car deadlifts, farmers and tyre flips are visually a bit dull. And you couldn't have an Olympic strongman comp without stonelifting

That's legit weird.

South Africa, India, Sweden for Gold, Silver, and Bronze.

Smash Bros

SWinnger gets the cheese and you get something (I think it's just more cheese) if you catch it before the bottom/stops rolling.

Wtf why are they speaking retarded utch

competitivve sudoku

Basque pelota

jai alai or basque pelota
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>75km

That disgusting Neanderthal sport doesn't belong in the prestigious Olympics

IF HORSES CAND DO IT WHY DOGS DON'T??????????????????????????

We Dutch people don't understand it either, don't worry.

> if you catch it before the bottom/stops rolling.

that literally never happened before though, at the end of the hill the cheese develops a speed of 70 mph

>painted fingernails

is he a fag?

I kek evertim

truco

100km deathwalk
A lot of fighters do that because theyr nails look completely fucked without it after that much punching without gloves that cover the tips of the fingers.

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The Ameridoops will probably petition for American Football and Competitive Eating to be included now that the Phelps meme is dead and they can't spam the swimming events anymore.
Or maybe they could make shooting just as memey as the swimming by splitting it into more events (The 9mm Shoot, .45 Shoot, the Submachine Shoot etc.)
>mfw they get BTFO by the Koreans in the Rooftop Store Defence

Powerlifting so we can finally see what the limit for a NON ROIDMONKEY human is.
Make it super-regulated.

Squat, Deadlift and Bench Press are iconic as fuck.

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Just make fast draw an Olympic sport.

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>school sports day in year 5
>I sign up for the egg and spoon race
>hyped because I know the girl I like will also be in the race
>apparently not old enough for gender segregation
>race about to begin
>everyone is given one egg
>everyone is given one spoon
>on the starting line
>I am starting right next to the girl I like
>start to feel really nervous
>don't want to make myself look stupid
>starting whistle goes
>decide the only way to make the girl like me is to interact with her
>quickly trip her, knocking her egg and spoon on the floor
>she falls on the floor
>pin her to the floor
>take my egg and spoon and try to force it into her mouth like I am making her eat soup
>egg slips off the spoon and lands on her face and cracks
>heart is pounding
>for some reason start wiping the egg yolk and white all over her face
>she is crying and screaming
>some teachers come and pull me away
>I get banned from videogames for 2 months and the girl ignores me for the rest of school
>tfw my parents also banned me from eating Haribo because they thought I must have believed she would like to eat raw egg, as raw egg looks like the ones in a haribo pack

fuck this sport, it takes no skill

Where is this held, and how do I qualify?

Saved to my british banter folder lads

This exactly, oly weightliting isn't a true measure of who's the "strongest" as far as brute strength goes because it's 50% strength 50% technique. Powerlifting is more like 90% 10% technique.

Anyway I doubt it's going to happen, roiders would STILL be there just like most weightlifters at the olympics are roiding. You just can't catch them all. (Or can't be bothered to give enough fucks to do so)

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Kek tell me this is fake.

If you think powerlifters aren't roided up to their eyeballs, I have bad news for you, my friend.

Bochas- Bocce
Srsly, it´s one of the oldest sports, it was played in ancient Egypt and Rome. Also Argentina and Uruguay could get medals easily, think about it.

how about the Tsunahiki btfo

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>I think it's just more cheese

Yes please, that would be a really fun watch

Valendo o toba?

Mario and luigi, at least make your shitposting funny

>Tfw no motorsports
>Tfw no dead drivers/bad crashes

Holy fuck I cried

Polo

It's actually a sport in the special olympics, in a specific form to people in wheelchairs.

good shout

Roller Hockey

>Argentina and Uruguay could get medals easily,
not so fast

brilliant

Roller Derby

Capture the flag on a 200 m by 100 m field, full contact with actual countries flags and top tier athletes

Nah, this would create a gap for people wanting to include every variation of a sport possible, like Futsal.

A duathlon would be nice to watch but I'm inclined to say more kekcycling for our meme medals

Gold: South Korea
Silver: Denmark
Bronze: Netherlands

So this is like crown green bowls for poor people?

It's kind of fun in the Commonwealth games.

Rodeo should substitute dressage

Ridiculous suggestion

Nah, just replace field hockey with it

Wizards Chess

WE NEED MMA ARM WRESTLING IN OLYMPICS

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