Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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still here

>best fox claimed

mugi is like 26.
besides it is a term of endearment.
>i'm not as autistic as edgedeath. i may be close but i'm not autistic as he is
no way

Very smart, I wouldnt have bothered either

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Miho claimed

Umi claimed

Claim. now of too sleep

Claimed

Claimu

Calamity-masu'd

>rape face

(akame)
not much im glad you are here

Goodnight.

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Still claiming and not dead.

Hot

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night
Anyway how was your day?
Glad you're here too, although I don't like seeing people gang up on you
>last two days seemed worse

Balton Claimed

>26

she's just a little babby

Because of the art style and lack of shading, it looks like it's her right hand

>rape face

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Just for You

(Ran)
Wow, uh. I don't know what to say. I'm guessing you're in heat?

>Balton

It's Balto you stupid furry.
Come the fuck on you retard.

L E W D

why does everyone assume i'm in heat?

Dropped my hats.

Can you guys pick them up for me?

I think it's just right~.

>Dikekike
Top-notch creator haha. Love all of his Fresh Prince stuff, well most of his stuff in general.

During ults disruptions and pulling people down the well on Ilios kek.

Not a whole lot, enjoying the night. You?

someone said lewd?
in show 16-ish but irl she's about 26
but thats not the point! age =/= size

oh well I got a whole cringe thread devoted to me

>maki
Have fun homie

>rem
CUTE

>shiro
Night

>one dude who's name idk
Same Here lmao

Don't mock me!

It is :/
SHUSH IT YOU. I'M NOW GOING TO STAY UP FOR A HIT LONGER

Im 26 though

Fairly okay day, ate lots of tamales tho

Maids

Well, time for more league

Maybe

Hello, and goodbye

why do you have to protect her smile she not strong enough to do it her self huh

Your no fun.

Oh my~ maybe you'll see her again you lonely smugs~
>

You keep posting lewds. Nice topical reply.

Oh boy, here we go.

Eru claim!
Code Geass is really good.

Shinoa could kill esdeath in a fight
Too bad akame beat her to the punch

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>If only you knew
About what
>Saber disappearing for a bit

And off to bed I go

A lie~

He indeed is. My abs hurt from laughing so much

Oh my god

Yeah I saw that.. how do you feel about it?
Never had that
>I bet it's spicy

Oh ho hoo is funny cuz u can't protect ur own waifu's smile oh ho hoo

>not so cute for now unless you like blood

Is this better?
>

My god, first Yuuki, now you? Heavens

because you are in heat

>not so cute for now unless you are esdeath*
FIFY

You're too slow for Sonic the Hedgehog!

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(Also You)
Boo!

whats a tamale
sounds like shit

I've had 1 heresy before this one saber. See you later then fam

Yep it's really fucking good. Definitely in my Top 10

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it turned into a regular cringe thread so my stuff was forgotten ive never gotten cringe anyway does nothing for me

she can protect her won smile and me

I will clean the blood of your fingies big sis

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youtube.com/watch?v=o6Y7aCT9kis

Megumeme to Iowa to Umi

Foxy is a pretty big, granted she's 90% fluff

I was talking about Mugi's age

I don't post that many lewds

No, I'm not!

Those feet are the worst.

Two in a row

Needing a women to protect your own smile?
Waste of skin

>megumeme
Not even close lmao

Oh

It's a phrase here to show the best smile you have of your waifu

:p

I'm not lonely. I have you, brother~

Can you psychoanalize me?

No u

Night

Y u do dis;_;

Claiming Felix
I can't believe it's not even fucking 10 yet

All boats are megumeme
She's a gateway waifu

Its 1:00 you retard

No use in trying to meme like that, friend. They have been here a long time, and your insight won't make them go anywhere, either.

>Bounce

Oh my what does that mean~

First waifu was actually Shinoa. If I was gonna have a konosuba waifu it'd be Aqua

Galil claimed

I live on the west coast you tit

Sure, heretic

im a little bitch I need a mama

why smiles? do you have a fetish?

Maids?

Nice Boss, sleep well.

So far so good man, thanks.

JIBUN WO.

BEST CAT

Not everything is a fetish
>user: Wow esdeath this pizza sure is good
>Esdeath: u have a pizza fetish?

Away with you

>very little amounts of blood are cute
>or this much

Sowwy

twink

I haven't had a lot of time to watch animu, but this is definitely a nice change from watching the few slice of life anime I have recently.
Oh sure. I'll do my best!
You appear to me, to be rather popular, you're open to anons. You have a bit of a problem with your own self confidence, and you fear making dumb mistakes, but you're a good person, a smart person, and a very kind person. ^^

>They have been here a long time.
Probably because Sachii is still a furfag.
>Trying to meme.
I'm not trying to.

Lets roast edgedeath

Maids

Don't forget your daily dose of chili dogs! Then maybe you can be as fast as me to run away from the pain!

@703287282
D@mgCtrl

Trips Demand It.
You appear to be a somewhat, sociopathic, egotistic person with a lot of apathy towards any other living creatures, as you see them as lesser, as far as I can gather. You kill squirrels and other small rodents, which is a sign of a serial killer, but at the same time most people would kill them as they're pest animals. You tend to get rather sensitive when people judge you, especially your beliefs, as you hold them in regard to facts. It appears that you have trouble agreeing or even coexisting with people who have different views, many anons here might not like you or enjoy your presence. Some may even harass you, which is effective as you choose not to ignore them, maybe for the attention, maybe for the fun of the conversation, or just to argue. Your parents were abusive in ways, and your mother neglected you or worse, which is why you seek a motherly, nuturing figure to dominate you and your sexual frustration, you seek love but have a rather twisted view of it from a societal standpoint, but as long as you aren't raping anyone or anything super illegal, its probably okay. I mean, sure you stole pantsu, thats bad, and you jerked off to hand smell, but that doesn't really hurt anyone. Either way you're, by a societal standard, deranged and in need of mental care.

Claiming Yuuki, how's everyone?

ok bye ill go see if ran wants her fingers licked

well why is he so into smiles?

fuck me you got trips
>rip me

I got no reason to lie about it lmao. I ain't a seasonal anyways. Just a heretic.

I don't really watch slice of life animes. Only seen like 2 lol. Not having alot of time is aight, haven't watched much anime aside from watching Part 4 of JoJo be animated and Re:zero

nice feet
Maids

You appear to be a somewhat, sociopathic, egotistic person with a lot of apathy towards any other living creatures, as you see them as lesser, as far as I can gather. You kill squirrels and other small rodents, which is a sign of a serial killer, but at the same time most people would kill them as they're pest animals. You tend to get rather sensitive when people judge you, especially your beliefs, as you hold them in regard to facts. It appears that you have trouble agreeing or even coexisting with people who have different views, many anons here might not like you or enjoy your presence. Some may even harass you, which is effective as you choose not to ignore them, maybe for the attention, maybe for the fun of the conversation, or just to argue. Your parents were abusive in ways, and your mother neglected you or worse, which is why you seek a motherly, nuturing figure to dominate you and your sexual frustration, you seek love but have a rather twisted view of it from a societal standpoint, but as long as you aren't raping anyone or anything super illegal, its probably okay. I mean, sure you stole pantsu, thats bad, and you jerked off to hand smell, but that doesn't really hurt anyone. Either way you're, by a societal standard, deranged and in need of mental care.

Welcome back!
>Setting up xbone stream

I'm happy that ball in the way. You lewd user

That I can treat you better. Than he can

No. It's a meme thing here. Like how being called short or bunny triggers me

>

Mmmhmmm you better be

You're too cute. I forgive

Oh my God dude. You're spot on. It's you. Penny knows you for sure

>xbone
Of course. Heretic consoles for Heretic people

Hell yeah man! Lemme know when you get it set up so I can make fun of y-- I MEAN WATCH YOU PLAY GAMES

Maids.