Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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Mugi is a slutty coal shiner.
Going to play some games. Semi-AFK.
Claimed
Tomoki is a nigger
sorry late reply akame how is csgo
I mean, you're not drunk enough that you can't type properly. So I can't say it's too bad. But we gotta work on finding you a better hobby.
Tomoki is Tomoko's otouto.
Nice try.
still here
and
it was good. i liked it
*Insert clever way to claim Blair*
Brah, that's way too far for my tastes.
Well I don't know either!
>best fox
it was a typo, sorry
tomoko is even more of a coalshiner
>pregs the fox
Miho claimed
>hugs
you know i was thinking the whole time it was a cat. i'm kinda slow don't hate me
No.
Im too dead to play anything right now. Maybe some other time.
Have fun.
Im looking forward to a nice drink when I get home.
Claimu
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I'll try. You know how multiplayer can be sometimes though.
Naaaah.
It's kinda funny, her big doujin are vanilla, scat (Fucking Radiohead), and futa. FUCKING RADIOHEAD.
No coal shining ghetto whore status like Mugi.
Allright you goddamn sexy beasts stop everything you were previously doing and watch this magnificent video.
You will not regret it.
If you have a sense of humor.
Hey everyone just posting my waifu
Time to insult everyone else's wafu as per the rules
I'm about 6 shots in, hit the gym today, so I'm about as close to passing out as I can get.
You waifu is a self hating introvert that wants everything she cant stand to be around and therefore will never be happy.
Your waifu is only happy when she is inflicting misery and suffering upon others
No other observations needed. Thats not a dominatrix, thats a sadist and a parasite
cute blob
I have no insults, Blaire is a fantasti waifu
cute blob
Sounds like fun, I'd definitely be up for a few games some other time.
>futa
W H Y
Straight up bitch vunt with nigger lips.
Newfag, but whatev.
Checked, also your waifu hates humans and thinks they are beneath her
She deserves to be put into a shredding machine
goodnight~
Didn't play much, I'm really tired. I'm gonna go sleep goodnight
>Soft
>Hugs
>Billies your master
nope
How?
How does that happen?
Thanks, ants need waifus too, you know
>Straight up bitch vunt
Hard doesn't mean bitchy
>nigger lips.
wat
Good night!
lmao what
Claiming
i like her and thats what matters
I still have your pantsu~
>lol look at me i claim a disgusting dirty slut named tomoko and i call other waifus shit because i project more than the local AMC
Major Armstrong best FMA
why?
can you pregg me?
Nah, she's a bitch.
And she had the lips of a nigger.
Your fan art there doesn't show, but you couldn't give her a fat lip if you tried.
everything you said about her is true wich makes her hotter except the parasite part she just likes having fun and I wuv her
good night buddy
Claiming the best waifu that is both incredibly low maintenance and will march humanity into a new era of SCIENCE
Your waifu is also a thief and extremely stupid.
>plays keyboard
Fucking. Lol.
fremy speedraw claimed
Claim
Don't judge me.
Its breezy.
I have no idea wtf I just watch but oh my god I can't stop laughing.
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They are beneath her though, and that's a little too much, though it wouldn't work.
Singles checked
Claiming these waifus
>i like her and thats what matters
But she would hate you, search your feelings, it doesn't matter who you are. She would always be dissatisfied with everything and anyone, and if she ever did find someone she was truly attracted to, she would justify some way that they were terrible people and hate them
your waifu has a mental illness.
>Thanks, ants need waifus too, you know
I don't follow...
>Major Armstrong best FMA
Danka
>Your fan art there doesn't show, but you couldn't give her a fat lip if you tried.
Pretty sure the artist was trying to draw her with a pout
>she just likes having fun
So much spite and mean spirited cruelty for my taste, godspeed user. If there is a waifu afterlife, I hope you know what you are getting into
Your waifu doesnt have the shinies that had been passed down through the Armstrongs for GENERATIONS.
humans are beneath both are waifus nui
Double doubles checked
> ban image claimed
Sure, sure. She still got lips of a dick sucking champ.
She also doesnt have a beautiful jawline unlike the Major
An entire bag of dicks is not enough for Armstrong lips.
Claim
Um no, could probably make another magic baby though, but that likely only works on animals
I constantly do
I assumed your comment was about the resolution
Nice trips.
Greetings from /tg/
Claiming my waifu
Checked
You are insecure. Tomoko is very like you, striving to be socially accepted. Your loneliness drives hate and fear into you. Thus you project it onto other anons.
Claiming milk being poured into a jar of change
>Sure, sure. She still got lips of a dick sucking champ.
>An entire bag of dicks is not enough for Armstrong lips.
>Implying this is a problem
and? everybody has problems just how it goes. besides people can change
your waifu is a pokemon that can only say variations of its name
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Checking
Don't know much about yours but that's still true.
Dancer claimed
That's fucked up man.
>le (You) maymay
Some top tier damage control
That really hit you that hard?
tomoko would be easy to use being socially awkward would make her easy to sway
NIGGER DEPOT SIGN TRUCK CLAIMED
She has a nigger characteristic that is physically obvious. Instant shit tier.
Looking back, that image does look a little sad. I mean for it to look indifferent.
>the word nigger checked
>claim this giant breast lactating girl? with penis
But isn't that sexy? :^)
The pot calling the kettle black
>good guy tomoko reporting in
your wafiu made for sex
Travis two knives claim
Goodnight.
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hmm I kinda hate tomoko for some reason I dont know why
Time for me to sleep
nighto
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can I join?
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Well you have shit taste.
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nighto
>smelly unclean ugly NEET girl
>good tastes
Pick one
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would tomoko hug me?
Waifu communication device claimed
Explain how. Rory is whiter than Adam Sandler.
Thats why i started playing more single player games.
Morning.
Do you think I would type if I could? I'm a human. Typing properly is not the objective. [Talking to myself.] I just failed you. And me.
True.
Not party to our discussion, I see.
I like this claim. If I didn't have mine, I'd have Hawkeye.