Talking to this girl while she was at work...

Talking to this girl while she was at work, she got Chipotle (burrito palce) I told her to bring me some when she got off work. She said she'll bring me "the best leftovers ever" Am I getting laid /b?

No, she's going to poo on you after she eats the burrito.

even better

"open wide" :)

Sounds like she didn't have the cash to pick up a meal for you so is going to give you what she doesn't eat aka leftovers she says they are the best ever because like most white bitches she loves chipotle

Go easy with the punctuation, man! Save some for the rest of us.

well its also 1am and im way out of her way home

On phone hate long pressing with a passion

Lazy, but I'll accept it.

Not likely she would refer to her vagina as leftovers. Probably getting food

Lmao you never know.

If she works food service she will be to stinky to fuck without showering.

You know what lil buddy, I'd say that you are getting laid! Don't be a betafag and spaghetti all over the place now. Say nice things, even if you don't mean it. Hell! Especially if you don't mean it! It makes ignoring their texts the next day all the more rewarding!

This

Not food service, just had chipotle for lunch. i have the spaghetti cooking now should be ready soon

No shan, no! Get the spaghetti out of there and get some pussy!! No spaghetti tonight, I repeat: No spaghetti tonight!!

Lunch? Don't eat leftovers if you live in the new world shit will get you sick

im not in it for the fucking burrito dude

Is she hot? Faceless pics?

How bout her taco?

solid 8 latina great body good face no pics on me atm

You gonna fuck her raw?

Are you a virgin?

id love to but no im not lookin to raise a kid with her, just smash

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*****

lmao nevermind the spaghetti begins cant respond correctly

no, once before its been quite awhile between though

It's like a bike

this is good to know