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Evil violent fuckers: The House edition

first for fuck you, I'm first

first for syrio is jaqen

Post the cutest actor

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>Euron Crow’s Eye stood upon the deck of Silence clad in a suit of black-scaled armor like nothing Aeron had ever seen before. Dark as smoke it was, but Euron wore it as easy as if it was the thinnest silk. The scales were edged in red gold that gleamed and shimmered when he moved. Patterns could be seen within the metal. Whorls and glyphs and arcane symbols molded into steel. Valyrian steel, the Damphair knew. His armor is Valyrian steel. In all the Seven Kingdoms, no man owned a suit of Valyrian steel. Such things had been known four hundred years ago, in the days before the Doom, and even then they would have cost a kingdom.

>Euron did not lie. He’s been to Valyria. No wonder he was mad.

I find her laughing face scary.

Post your OTP /got/

>multiple autistic posts concerning the J = S theory to follow.

Jaqen = Syrio Theory

Jaqen is in King's Landing posing as Syrio Forel, a Braavosi swordsman, to complete an assassination contract. To play the part more fully, he accepts a job from Ned Stark to train his daughter in swordplay. During the first lesson, he sees how passionate and determined Arya is, and also sees the potential in her. Recognizing her fighting spirit, he takes a liking to her and begins her training with, "There is only one god, and his name is Death."

Ned is arrested for treason and Meryn Trant comes for Arya in the middle of a lesson. Jaqen/Syrio knows something is wrong, and intervenes. He defeats Meryn Trant's goons with a wooden sword, and tells Arya to run as he faces down Trant, one on one. Arya runs.

Cont.

EURON
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Reminder that Preston Jacobs has been permanently BTFO

>muh Dornish master plan
>muh nuclear winter
>muh clues in his old works

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5 Roman Legions with Ceasar at it's head vs. Dany's Dothraki horde as of right now.
> who wins

1st for /shimmerpop/

Jaqen/Syrio manages to disable Trant and escape. How? Later in the series, Arya tells the Hound that Syrio, in her mind the best swordsman in the world, was killed by Trant. The Hound laughs, scorning Syrio by insulting Trant's skills as a swordsman. Jaqen/Syrio, a master assassin who had just incapacitated several men at once, would no doubt be able to survive a fight with an apparently notoriously mediocre swordsman.

Ser Meryn Trant, a knight and member of the Kingsguard, would be disgraced and laughed at, most likely stripped of his position if it was revealed that he lost a fight to a man with a wooden sword. He threatens his men with their lives if they ever say a word, and makes no mention of Syrio when he reports Arya missing.

After escaping from Trant, Jaqen hits the streets and changes back into himself. Syrio Forel is now "dead." Jaqen hunts for Arya, but King's Landing is huge and he can't find her. Time passes, he gives up the search temporarily and completes his assassination contract, then returns to the hunt. Somewhere around this time, he gets a raven/sign from the Many-Faced God/whatever with another contract. He puts it on the backburner to help Arya, who reminds him of the original Faceless Men - young, powerless, downtrodden, unfairly wronged, and desperate for justice/revenge.

Post em

>evil violent fuckers
So much better than the last thread.

Reminder that when they meet up later this season Jaime basically says "lol I'm evil again"

I want Euron to molest me

For weeks, Ned rots in the dungeons and Arya scavenges for pigeons to trade for bowls of brown. Jaqen continues searching, but Arya was a quick learner, and is too elusive for him in a city the size of KL. Eventually, the bells begin to chime, and the entire city, including Arya, make their way to the Sept of Baelor. Jaqen knows Arya will find her way there with everyone else, so he follows.

In the Great Sept, Arya climbs onto Baelor's statue to see what's happening, and Jaqen spots her above the crowd. He makes his way over to her as Joffrey condemns Ned, and sees Yoren pull her from the statue as Ned's neck gets rekt. Jaqen follows Yoren and Arya, and watches as Yoren cuts off her hair and explains his plan to take her to the Wall.

Cont.

So could Euron just charge a group of White Walkers and kill all of them with his Valyrian Steel armor?

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Do you know what it takes to make 90 clans who speak 7 different languages, half of which want to massacre the other half, wear exactly the same hooded animal skin uniforms?

Is there anything, anything at all to back this up though, other than you wanting it to be true?

Is there ever gonna be an episode where it turns out the Drowned God is real?

Yes, but he won't because he's on their side

Thinking quickly, Jaqen gets himself tossed in the dungeon and waits for Yoren to come through looking for recruits to take the black. Yoren, Jaqen, Arya, and the rest of the men bound for the Wall exit the city and make their way through the Riverlands. During this time, he acquaints his true self with Arya and tries to gain her trust again.

The group is attacked by Lannister soldiers, Yoren is killed and Arya captured. Jaqen escapes, because he does this shit for a living, and follows them. He disguises himself as a Lannister soldier, sneaks into Harrenhal, reveals himself to Arya, then assists her, Gendry and Hot Pie to escape when Tywin and the Lannister army rides to attack Robb.

When they're safely away from Lannister forces, Jaqen decides he's kept the God of Death waiting long enough, and starts to prepare for the contract he got just before Ned was killed. Knowing that Arya will be hunted by the Lannisters her whole life, he gives her the coin of the Faceless Men and tells her to come find him in Braavos.

Fast forward to the end of next season, and Arya is on a ship headed across the sea. When she arrives at the House of Black and White, Jaqen is pleased to see her alive, and begins her training as a Faceless Man, saying...

"There is only one god. A girl knows his name."

And that's it. I think it's plausible.

1. Did Bran set up his own assassination (attempt) with the dagger earlier in the series?

2. Did Bran travel back and whisper to the first men "BUILD THE WALL"?

All he needs is a Valyrian steel sword to match it

What if he has Brightroar?

Dany, because her dragons would break the Romans' formation, and her horde could beat the Romans if they're scattered and unorganized

did gurm wurm die?

he hasn't shitposted about balticon on his blog in a week

Np, please tell us Mance

Lucky bitch

>get varys in a personality test
>get varys on this

dang

>armpit hair

So, what do you guys think happened to Valyria?

preston spent all his savings on an assassin

Nth for Shireen

But dany only have 1 dragon right now and dragons can be killed by ballistas.
> Aegon had lots of dragons and couldn't take Dorne.

i'm all for syrio being jaqen but this doesn't make any sense

syrio/jaqen was in the black cells with rorge and biter before he was transported to the wall.

there's a big gap between the trant fight and jaqen meeting arya. arya is homeless and living in flea bottom for weeks between her father getting imprisoned and her father getting executed

the most obvious reason syrio=jaqen fits is because rorge and biter (two really sick fuck characters) are terrified of jaqen, most likely because he changes his face from syrio to jaqen right in front of them

I reckon he does. Tbh the new chapter really sparked my interest again. Maybe twow might actually be on the level of the first 3 books.

>nobody asked him at the dinner ''When are you going to finish the books fatman?''

feels bad

Supervolcano exploded.

Why doesn't Bran just stop the children from creating the walkers instead?

i'd chew it

Link to personality test?

Daily reminder that Daenerys is the true antagonist of ASOIAF/GoT, and the White Walkers will turn out to be alright.

>GRRM said it was all good to have Aragorn become king, but we don't know if he's good at it. "What's his tax policy?".
>Daenerys then goes through political issues such as this in Meereen and tries to learn how to rule, but ultimately, she fails at every turn and declares that she will rule with FIRE AND BLOOD now.
>GRRM subverts tropes in general, and said he disliked the idea of a "dark lord". The White Walkers aren't evil, and we learn they were made by the CotF. They probably want revenge like 99% of Westerosi. Jon or others will make peace with them, most likely.
>The one normies thought was the hero then will turn out to be the true enemy.
>She will arrive in a broken Westeros, take the throne by force and maybe even destroy King's Landing because Drogon might ignite the wildfire caches.
>She won't be able to rule Westeros because she's terrible at it and she couldn't take care of one city, so Seven Kingdoms is unlikely.
>Everyone will hate her
>She will go mad and kill many people

It's pretty much confirmed, anons.

post smthng hot

Reminder ugly maisie will kill the qt waif and theres nothing you can do about it

Wun Wun and Sansa.

I bookfag friend told me that the Gryjoys have a horn to call a Kraken. Is that true? Why its omitted in the tv series?

>patreon money
>on his bullshit ramblings

topreston cuck

KEK THEM ALL

Shit fanfic tbch and stale pasta

>plausible
It's more plausible that Stannis is alive than what you wrote. Sorry user.

DnD ensured that this wouldn't happen by having her be a mary sue in every scene

Based DnD desu

Fuck, that definitely makes more sense. I haven't seen the first or second seasons in ages, so I'm a little hazy on those details.

Sounds a bit disappointing.
What about the demons said to haunt the ruins?

House Celtigar, sworn to Dragonstone, has one.

>Lord Celtigar had many fine wines that now I am not tasting, a sea eagle he had trained to fly from the wrist, and a magic horn to summon krakens from the deep.

That new Euron Chapter

>holy shit all those references of Euron buttfucking Aeron
>that dumb bitch that gets betrayed by euron
>that valyrian armor
>that fact that none of this will ever make it to the show

>many fine wines that now I am not tasting

Oh and I forgot someone is using it.

>The eunuch drew a parchment from his sleeve. “A kraken has been seen off the Fingers.” He giggled. “Not a Greyjoy, mind you, a true kraken. It attacked an Ibbenese whaler and pulled it under.

Euron didn't betray her.

Is Carice van houten pregnant? Does the introduction of Kinvara mean they will replace use her to replace Melly? Is Arya gonna kill Melly cuz Melly told her they will meet again? Will Jon ever thank Melly for brining him back to life?

it's not in the show, it's in the books, there's a throw away scene where it's mentioned rorge and biter are scared shitless of jaqen. if rorge and biter are that afraid of him, then jaqen must have done something extremely fucked up, and the only thing that makes any sense is changing his face from syrio to jaqen

there's still a bunch of questions, but i'm in full support of syrio=jaqen

Salladhor Saan is the one talking.

you're right, he was just being his true self, he just got her pregnant, cut off her tongue then tied her to the front of his ship kek

Sniping moving aerial targets would have been an insanely hard thing to do with ballistas

Drogon would still fuck up a Romam formation by himself, and then as long as her Dorthraki horde could sit tight and wait, they'd finish the Romans off

Jamie is a handsome fuck and I have a massive man-crush on him.

That out the way, I wish they'd stop fucking wasting him in the show.

if she is i can't wait for the pregnancy pictures

Stonemen

Depends on a lot of factors

i'd go gay for jaime

no fucking homo, that man is handsome

Romans got rekt by Horse Archers.

if he had released this chapter years ago instead of the pointless Dorne chapter, it might have generated enough hype to end up in the show. now it's too little, too late

>then jaqen must have done something extremely fucked up, and the only thing that makes any sense is changing his face from syrio to jaqen
Really? The only thing? I think there are more things a faceless man can do to scare commoners

We already have a full scene of her pregnant and naked and giving birth user.

She was such a dumb bitch Aeron didn't bother explaining it to her.

no, real life pregnant

Amen.

He really pushed for it but the fans wanted the dorne one...
Euron has become pretty damn interesting.

We're definitely on the same page here. All the stuff I wrote about Jaqen hunting for Arya in KL I pulled out of my ass to explain the passage of time. That's really the only part I find far fetched, the rest makes perfect sense to me.

Adding in the fact that Biter/Rorge are terrified of Jaqen only lends more credence to the theory, in my opinion. Funnily enough, I'm reading the series for the first time, and my book mark is currently on the page where Arya first speaks to Jaqen, before the gold cloaks show up.

But the dothraki arn't horse archers.

>And there are no children in Asshai.

What's going on there? Sounds pretty spooky2me.

rorge and biter are not 'commoners', they are extremely violent characters, like ramsay level violent. jaqen killing someone in front of them wouldn't scare them

they either saw him change his face inside the cell, or they saw him do it before they were all imprisoned.

>believing asiatic propaganda

Compound bows can't penetrate lorica laminata

I can picture Aeron's smug face when he saw her crying getting tied to the ship

and we only have that fat fuck grrm to blame for this

> mfw I just want them to kiss or something once before one or both of them inevitable dies

PLEASE!

jaqen beating the everloving shit out of them might make them a bit scared.

In the books they are. I don't know if they were ever established to be in the show, which makes them sort of a joke.

Is this real life?

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It's just inaccurate tales about the far east. They're not meant to be taken literally

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Fucking hell man

Or just fantasy

That's your frakking uncle lady.

I like this, and I don't know the story autistically enough to critique it.

You know, the real beauty about that theory is that it will never be confirmed nor denied.

>The Targaryens have always been as unstable as they were great, but this one seems a beast in human skin.

>Viserys Targaryen was bitter and entitled, aye, but a man could deal with Viserys. We've all known worse. But this younger sister of his ... they say she's mad and cruel, a monster.

>The evil is in her blood, she is an inbred born of rape. An usurper, no matter what Barristan Turncloak says.

>She should have been content to grind corn in Essos. Does she truly think that she can ever rule Westeros?

> And Books, the clever Volantene swordsman who always seemed to have his nose poked in some crumbly scroll, thought the dragon queen both murderous and mad. “Her khal killed her brother to make her queen. Then she killed her khal to make herself khaleesi. She practices blood sacrifice, lies as easily as she breathes, turns against her own on a whim. She’s broken truces, tortured envoys … her father was mad too. It runs in the blood.”

>Her blood is bad. She needs to be leeched. The leeches suck away the bad blood, all the rage and pain. No girl can think so full of anger. Daenarys, though her tainted blood would poison even leeches, I fear.

>With her bowed legs, flabby arms, and prominent eyebrows, she presented a comical appearance, but Jon knew better than to laugh at her. She was a wife to Khal Drogo and had been among the first to follow him in accepting the Dothraki's stallion god. If she is not a kinslayer, she is the next best thing. Daenerys Targaryen's brother had been burned by Drogo, Ser Jorah had informed him, yet Daenerys had done little and less to stop it. What sort of woman can stand by idly and watch her own brother being burned alive?