I honeslty feel bad for Kevin Smith. He used to be a pretty ok director. But this is just sad

I honeslty feel bad for Kevin Smith. He used to be a pretty ok director. But this is just sad...

He only did it for the free sausages he would get

[Spoiler]I'm not talking about the food[/spoiler]

It's probably fun

Is this out yet?

Is Eh-2-ZED supposed to mean something? Am I saying it wrong?

I guess it's like A to Z
but instead its Eh and Zed

It's A-Z but a Canadian joke

It's going to be terrible

Hahaha, Canada is so different from America. xD
>eh
Lmfao so funy

There was a time when Quentin and Kevin Smith were considered the saviors of American cinema

The Miramax '90s

The girls look cute.

I'm just in it for the delicious Deppette. No pedo.

He knows he's making shit movies. And he knows his shit audience will go see them.

Something is wrong with the right girl's leg.

Somebody post Harley smashing the sausage nazis with her succulent ass

Probably snapped under the girth of Kevin Smith while he was pounding her ass.

>Do your wurst

Lol someone went and paid $100k to a private art school to learn how to write dem taglines

>slamming his own daughter

Has Kevin Smith topped Dan Schneider?

...

>my daughter and her cute friend are huge in comparison to myself
>oh no, they're going to fall on me
AAAAHHHH

>a movie for kids
Kek

He's probably been the bottom for him tho

johnny depps daughter is so hot tho

That must have been a hell of a time.

Is this supposed to be like Gremlins, but with little ugly mounties?
And what's with Kevin Smith's obsession with Canada?

CONFIRMED

Holy shit

>Tfw giantess fetish

My penis will enjoy it.

It's more like Clerks but in Canada and with more supernatural shit going on.

check'd

He watched a lot of Degrassi.

...

that goes without saying, mr double trips

Looks bad. Which is a shame, cause Tusk was really fucking cool.

He named his daughter Harley Quinn.

Jesus fucking Christ.

I didn't think so but I guess I have to change my way of thinking now.

This looks dumb as fuck but I'll watch it because harley quinn hot. I like horsefaces tbf.

Better than the Sup Forumstard who named his kid Courage Wolf

Being a Leafaboo is fucking reprehensible.

THICC

Wtf happened to Kevin? I watched the trailer and couldn't believe what I was watching. Sharknado looks better. This is just pathetic.

>Kevin Smith
Implying he was ever good. Jay and Silent Bob was funny though.

>He used to be a pretty ok director

He went to film school in Canada, also Degrassi

>It's a Kevin Smith destroys what's left of his career episode

Tusk was beter than any other movie he's ever made.

Chasing Amy was actually pretty good.

it's a "Hay, look at me I'm Kevin Smith the guy who made Clerks and I don't care about reviews or critics anymore - did I mention I made Clerks" makes another shit flick because his is a talentless fat hack who was never any good to begin with so people should stop saying Clerks or Dogma or Chasing Amy was good.

In fact his only contribution to society is Walt and Bry hence Tell'em Steve-Dave.

You're wrong, but I respect your opinion.

finally, a get worthy of Sup Forums

let's hope clearks 3 don't turn out to be shit

Clerks and Chasing Amy are god tier t b h

witnessed

literally discount annasophia robb

>There was a time when Quentin and Kevin Smith were considered the saviors of American cinema

Bitches considered wrong. American cinema didn't need saving, it needed burying. Tarantino and Smith delivered. We're all better off because of it.

>you've lived long enough to watch Kevin Smith crumble until he makes the modern Mac And Me.

A NEENER NARNY

Penn "Trashman" Jilette named his daughter Moxie Crimefighter.

Smith's daughter looks like a man.

>fat guy and wife-beater have girls

and Clerks II

the 'a kids movie by Kevin Smith' tag line just seems like an attempt at being critic proof. Like, everyone will say its shit and he'll say "but its meant for kids not all you pathetic adults getting worked up about a kids movie lol haha"

>A Movie for Kids
Wasn't it originally rated R?

Reminder that Kevin Smith movies that do not include Jay & Silent Bob are not actual Keven Smith movies.

I dead serious remember this being a meme a while back

Is this thing direct to VOD?

A NEENYER NARNY?????