ITT: Awkward Silence

ITT: Awkward Silence.

Yeah...

slurpees are good

Yeah me too.

I like pie.

so, uh... how 'bout that local sports team?

͏

Yeah, totally.

Um...

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Ohh um excuse me

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So yeah, like... Pretty much.

..allora

Wrong thread

*unzips dick*

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...so

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>ITT: Awkward Silence.

This was much like my first time with a prostitute.

ANNND?? Rest of the story?

So, uh. Do you like video games?

kinda..not really..

oh...

Okay.

uh-huh.

I've had a fall out with video games for the past 3 months or so and replaced that time with looking at porn and fantasizing a better life with a life-companion. Might be due to the increased need of my medication from the result of being type 2 bipolar.

cool.

neat

wonder how long this thread will last. feels awkward..

so uh.. what do you like to do

origami..its folding paper into things..

ok. we have an origami board no one uses, so yeah

I like oregano too.

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i dont feel they follow the proper rules i do about origami.

they use scissors and tape or glue.
that is paper crafting..not origami.

origami is folding a single piece of paper into something without using scissors or glue....imo

ah.

...yeah... cool...

I just use it as a garnish.

oh. that's cool.

that looks ummm... nice... yeah.

Ah ha

*clears throat*

So.....how was your day?

fine..

just started user, it's 10:47 in europe.

check'em... hehe

Nothing special

So...how. Oh sorry. Go on.

*10:48

youre uh... off by one there bud

here lemme help you with uh.. that

*stares at phone screen to avoid eye contact*

Why does your asshole spread a bit when you fart

cool
>yurop
So.....been raped by any muslims lately?

10.49*

whoops...

painful

uh.. hm..

You've been naughty user....lick my taint

So....ehm... hi, my name is jeff

i was hung over all day..either passed out or dry heaving into the toilet...

i need to scrub my toilet bowl

watched anime, browsed the chans... same as any day really

what have you learned today
which chans

>So.....been raped by any muslims lately?

I haven't been, would love to have them gone though

anybody got any gum?

Fuk

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This is now a get thread

HAMBURGERS

Yea, but you have to suck it out of my foreskin

weird mine name a jeff too
why not get rid of them?

Borger

Guys, guys, please, be quiet

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well, it's the last piece, so..

Basically the thing that I'm the best at.

How should I get rid of them?

Fuck you dad, come home

WHAT

FLAVOR

IS

IT

Vote trump ©

So uhhh... what movies do you like?

Thought I was getting a gut. Turns out I just needed to fart.
Uh. Yeah. What time is it?

don't worry about it

Ive been spending time on futaba recently to try and improve my jap slang.

I learnt that yesterday was Cirno's birthday, I was a bit late on that

>Vote trump

voting trump in europe?
at least I can vote for Geert Wilders..

Chef

Uh, yeah ok

Fuck you all!!
Eat beef and broccoli in praise of the Old Gods.
Faggots.
I'm your mom.

I'm jacking off to every awkward comment... don't stop, let me cum daddy

k sure, but can i have some?

Get a whacky stabby from the forest and get some m8's to help you take back your country?

y-you too

Yes you fucking eurotrash.

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this is kinda the last piece

Kys fam its lit

when you chew it, will you at least let me make out with you so i can taste it?

Bend over