I'm eating alone again

I'm eating alone again

Uhm I'm not sure how I feel about this

looks nice dude!

better than what i had all this day haha

What are you drinking ?

do you watch anime?

what juice/drink is that btw?

Thank you ahaha

You are not alone, we are here for you.

Fanta !

Wow, that was sweet dude
Thank you

sorry man. i know that feel. yesterday i had my first kiss with the girl i love. we walked and then just chilled together in the park. it was pretty dark but it was nice cuddling.

just wait for the girl dont tryhard

Thank you but, actually, I just wanted friends
I invited few people to come to my house for my birthday but nobody come ahaha

oh shit why did you mention that. happened to me too. they are not friends in any way. they just wanna use you. now i will remember the scene from my bday when i wanna sleep

>One fucking olive
Jimmies are razz shammy mitazzed

what the fuck is that thing on the right? is that a dead pizza or something
also cheer up man, no one likes a sad cat

Yeah you're right

you'd think by now you'd be used to it...

cook here can confirm, it's dead pizza.

so what?

ive been eating alone like, my whole life

i'll be your friend in exchange of being my internet trap sex slave OP

take some pills, no not the meth
trust me

....I have someone eating at my side, that make me feel alone!
You should be happy.

Do you need moral support to eat?

I just wanted friends for my birthday

we all have that phase op, just make a couple of friends
maybe the internet has a guide. remember that anti-social does not exist, its just a term someone made up

fuck op
try to meet someone on the internet, most best friends are made that way.

I wish I could join you mate

Call THAT eating..

Happy birthday, we are always here for you.

Thank you dude
But you know, i'm trying my best aha !

Thank you !

fuck, op*

well all the other anons have aborted ship, just use the advice we gave you, op. good luck

This is real pizza, what you eat is shit.

>what toppings do you want on your pizza?
>one olive

Thank you !

shit pizza, terrible drink, laughable fruit... my worst laziest dinner I make is better than this

How's life OP. Happy with it?

Made me fucking laugh

That pizza looks weird as shit. Where did you get that?

I just made lunch. jelly?

Probably no

the skin of a burn victim

Pizzayolo

Well. Im sorry nobody ever told you that but: ...
It ain't that easy. Friends don't just fall from trees normally. And if you wan't a birthday party or dinner, you need to prepare it well. Especially if you are starting at the bottom of the social hierachy.

Just relax more, find some friends who are just as uncool as you but who have friends and befriend them. They will naturally bring you into the social circles. Hobbies is also always a solid way to go.
Get real ones and stop lurking here.


Even i feel like a heroin addict who felt back into old habbits by lurking here. I was here 5 years everyday till 2013, when i moved towns.

Stopped being a nerd and a pussy and now pretty high up the social ranks.

Feels good but still alot of work.


Happy birthday user!

You couldn't even take your own picture you batty

You are a despicable excuse for a human

slightly offended

u 'avin a giggle m8? I'll hook ye in ya gabber if ya don't close ya trap

ripperoni

go study something, like a easy nothing 2 week course or something. Makes friends there and youll learn something too.
Youll feel better

...

decent fkin pizza! dont feel sorry for you

Ahaha this made me smile !
Thank you very much !

Hey OP.

Here is a receipe for a good solo meal you won't feel like shit eating it. It requires just a little bit of effort, just a little.

>Take a tin can of red beans
>Take a tin can of corn
>Empty both in a pan (remove water from the corn can)
>Take a chopped steak
>Unfreeze it with microwave
>Take an onion and chop it in tiny bits
>pour choped onion and chopped steak in the pan
>add spices, you don't need to know the name, just add red coloured spices (like pepper, paprika and shit)
>Cook it on soft fire
>The more you let it simmer, the better
>Enjoy

Why is an OP as nice as this on here? Why doesn't he have friends. Humans will always bum me out with how they deem people unworthy of any companionship or compassion. I spent my birthday completely alone. First birthday since best friend's suicide, so I know the feels. It's tough, you'll get through.

Well

look at the amount of posters op, someone cares about you

Don't do this, it makes mustard gass

you can also make french grilled cheese.
Essentially french toast with cheese on it. Shit is cash, don't put maple syrup on it though.

It has a chance to make you fart but it never happened with me. Sooooo.

I'm trying to help btw

Looks like a decent meal user, what is it for drink?

I Think I am good with the pizza my mom buyed me

That's not quite balanced tho

egg on a pizza? ok mr high maintenance

Fanta, dude !

Ok, make some ramen noodles, put chicken and whatever veggies in a pan, fry them up, fry noodles with veggies and chicken after they're loosened up, add soya sauce. Make a shit ton, ta dah, left overs.

looks noice user, hows your day been? tell me all about it

not op, but thanks user, we need more people like you.

it's also easy to make your own pizza, just buy pizza dough, tomato flesh in a can, cheeze, olive, bacon and pepper. Easy, cheap and tastes better.

You even can replace tomato with cream fresh.

i know how it feels to not have people care about you, dont want anyone to feel the same.
Well randon b/tard, im gonna roll one up and hope for the real thing.
i'd love to talk to you as well if you want to

That's the kind of thing I do. :')
BUT WITH AN OMELETTE DU FROMAGE.

I should have think about it. Damn.
So come on OP, tell us how your day was.

Wow thank you !
Nothing special
My mom buyed me a big cake and gived me money to go outside with the people who will be there for me, she also said that she was happy that I have a lot of friends, after that she was gone to her friend's housse
But in the end no one camed and no one was responding to my messages
So I endend up throwing my cake and eating pizza

Guess It was not my day ahaha

fuck, im sorry user
do you live in boston by any chance?
i got shit ton of weed and gonna go to the cinnema after that, if you live in boston MA ill take you out to have a nice day

That olive is you

i just got done with all my work for the weekend so im just gonna be high and watch movies and try to gain some weight

Thank you very much but I don't live in America anymore !
My mom divorced with my father so I'm now living with her in Europe !

oh, well do you play any games? drop your steam accoont or something. ill play a game with ya.

same here idm, im a 14 underage fag yea

lol? i dont understand what you are trying to say to me