>"hey user, give me all of your money now!"
>singles gives him money
>dubs beats him up and fucks his bitch
"hey user, give me all of your money now!"
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P-please don't hurt me
you aint getting shit
Um.
SEX ME NAU
:O
I like pain
Take my hundred trillion dollars, it's bad toilet paper.
You'll never beat me up
you done goofed
Good luck :^)
Stay away
kick his ass!
fuck you
Awh shit
Roll for retribution...
I'm coming for your girl!
How old is she?
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dingle my dangle and strangle my wangle
Never falter
>bully taking lunch money from another bullly
I never get dubs, so here's your money, kid.
Here chad, just take it
Check them fam
Eat this
Listen here kiddo that wallet has my favorite MLP stickers in it piss off
I'm a man
I would fuck him
oh shit
you're just a 12 year old faggot, I'll kick your ass
When the fuck will you learn that this is not why Sup Forums exists? When the fuck will you get off your ass and actually contribute something that isn't total cancer? I've sat silent for too long. I sat through your faggot "dubs" bullshit, I've sat through skeletons, anorexic whores, and shave balls. You fucking killed Sup Forums. No, it wasn't always the trolling and faggotry that you've turned it into. It was actually pretty cool. Nobody worried about bait because even though we shared extreme shit, it was real, it was authentic, and we actually gave a shit. Well fuck it. I'm out. I can't sit through another 5 years of this catastrophe. Thanks for killing something great. Thanks for fucking nothing.
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I'm trained in gorilla warfare... fucking faggot!
Go fuck yourself kiddo
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Looks like an uglier faggy version of zuckles
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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