Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>pomf the ran edition

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Hey galil I'm having some friends over and we've only been playing games and I'm kinda having a headache
How are you my man?
You don't need to plan a nap
They happen, and you should accept it
If you are good at napping you won't even be gone for longer than half an hour
Ah fun, again at your uncle's?

>best fox claimed

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[yuno]
Feeling like self-harming so I started my csgo
[shiro]
Not bad. What about you

Nope, just at home today.

yeah chen is the best fox

>pomf

You seem to have a lot of Chen and Ran.
Here.

Calamity-masu'd

Quite nice.
youtube.com/watch?v=pRuOxt05Y5Y

Galil is a shill confirmed

The thing is, is I'll be driving around and doing some work on the car most likely.
>Gotta take my bike to the shop
>Then I have to go and see if the clutch and flywheel have been taken out of the RX
>If so, I need to take the Flywheel and get it resurfaced and pick up the new clutch
>Also gotta pick up a battery for it
>Maybe be able to go get it smogged today if it all gets done fast
So ya, it'll be a planning thing for sure.

Kek. Well have fun with it.
Your answer for me worrying before I read the rest. I would say id join ya later but league today has already been enough torture. I'm out for at least a few hours
Well that's still good. You got a good tv for it?
And you watching with anyone?
Hey rem
How are you doing?

Yo, I still haven't killed myself.
Mako claimed

>tzo
Sorry, I don't speak Klingon

No, stop pomf

Well, there are a lot of pics of both of them

Good. Don't.

Claiming Felix

Just waiting an hour, then gonna watch a football game. So I'm good.
I'm actually going to watch it on a tablet. And no, just by myself.

I know that song from Osu.

youtube.com/watch?v=1jaRA6nGyUg

just let it happen~
>pomfpomf
go back to school

I'll try not to.

It's Saturday.

Yea but sleep isn't planned, ah well not my problem if you snooze off while drive
>It actually is so please plan it before doing all the shit.
Busy day, did you have work today as well?
Oh I see, I can't really enjoy sport as much when I watch on such a small device
It's probably me though, my brain needs a lot of attention spikes
>Saturday
Please find new insults
Same
>Tfw you cant even kill yourself
Why live?
Anyhow whats up?

College football again? I don't think there's nfl on saturday right?
I feel ya
>sorry for worries

Yes, college football. I'll be watching whatever NFL game is on tomorrow.
Understandable.

Not much, just woke up.

No, stahp
>hiss

I won't doze while driving. If I'm focused, I'll stay awake no matter what. I may fall asleep the second I get a chance to sit down on someones couch though...
Yep, worked last night, and I work tonight.

Stop replying to eachother before this thread gets any more of a hugbox cancer thread.

sticking up for your buttbuddy Shiro?
the moogs is in heat the moogs can help it
>unless you preg the moogs. The traditional way of pregging
>pomfpomfpomf

>I know that song from Osu.
I've heard this phrase so often that it actually bothers me.
youtube.com/watch?v=NC5Tqa1BYxM

>This thread

Everyday we stray further from the light of God.

>Had to redo captcha 22 FUCKING TINES
Fuck my data is slow right now.
I'm doing pretty good, nice to talk to you man it's been a while.
Have a nice sleep bb~
>I tell him he's wrong
>He can't come up with an argument so he uses a meme
Zozzle
I could hold my waifu right now if I went to the shop down the road.
Nyet pedik

what

hello me

Full image.

what

Jesus Mugi, just how much of a slut are you?

what

Maybe we can play something later tonight
It's okay it was just a joke
We haven't talked much lately, how have you been?
Well good morning then.
Sleep well?
Yea I hear that all the time but focusing extra may only cause more sleepiness
I feel ya, just lied down on my couch an I'm afraid I can't keep my eyes open much longer
Damn you really dont sit around much
Not really, that insult was horrible
It would be the same if I said you should go back to sleep
Just stop trying to fit in with other people by using their jokes and try to be original
If you don't like someone idc but at least have good reasoning

I realized the hard way I'm hungry as fuck
>drank water and it felt like WW2 was going on in my stomach
>ate some noodles and felt much better
What about you?

ok

thank

Real moog
Shit moog

i was just saying hi
nien

No, such a think will never happen

>Had to redo captcha 22 FUCKING TINES
youtu.be/yScewcIL0aM

Severe hunger is the best feeling, especially when you're so hungry you lose the will to eat

yes i am og mugi

ok

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It sure has. Hows work going for you?
I was planning on having a neet weekend with posting on thread all day but it couldn't be
Kek that's a fucked up feeling I know of it
I'm pretty sleepy but I don't really know why
I've been hitting a steady 8 hours of sleep each night

okay i'll just pomf you until you do
>pomfpomf
(You)

Sunday Night football hype. Which teams are you rooting for tomorrow?
Yeah we should play something. And thanks for sticking with me last night when you didn't really feel like it

We have not.
I've been fine, keeping up on my running and such. Also, you were interested in watching Danganronpa with me and Nui, right? Feel free to join us man. Just need to watch the first two episodes to catch up, but that's all. And I heard you had a Discord. Add me at Shiroanon #6094, if you want too.

Stop fucking reply to me fucking hell

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I may feel more tired after, but I know I won't fall asleep at least.
RIP Yuno, asleep in no time.
Nope, I'm a busy person when I really want something that bad. Anyways, I'ma finish up this bowl of cereal and then get on my way to the auto store, might as well take care of that battery first off.

>Later everyone else

Or when your stomach starts picking at your flesh to make you not hungry

My sleep cycle's been fucked all my life. Like I can slee at 12 and wake up at 3 or sleep at 8 and wake up at 6

Well, I'm sorry but I can't do anything about It.

Reminds me of this.

youtube.com/watch?v=gT5AmY9kpfM

or this one

youtube.com/watch?v=OEa4z0bTvsc

ok sorry

If you don't reply to this post your waifu folder will be deleted in your sleep

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You can't pomf me

The stomach's an asshole

>703337293
Jokes on you, i have several

spooky is my waifu

Yes great, I get it if you aren't feeling csgo
I am a retard in that game
What do you mean? I loved playing with you?
All good news than I'm glad. Yes I'd love then I will try to catch up, but timezones are kind of a bitch for me and I don't want you guys to need to wait for me or anything
I'll add you in a sec
All right take care now
Later
Yea bad sleep schedules are the worst
Aren't you in highschool? I thought you pretty much need to be awake during the classes there

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Wat we have 4 underagefags now?
>Rem
>Shiro
>OG moogs
>edgedeath

Spooky

My jobs been going pretty good, its fun and I make cashmonies
I might also have a NEET weekend, but I'll probably go shooting.

Well, of course I'm rooting for the Saints against the Raiders, being a Saints fan and all. Cardinals over the Patriots, but other than that, not rooting for anyone.
She's a good waifu.

I don't think Edgedeath is underage, just a really committed shitposter

>Ran-sama

And chen.

I want to drink her urine

No it's alright when I have people to play it with.
I'd like to see the Packers win over Jacksonville
>and anyone over the patriots

Not too fond of the former one, but the latter one is alright.
youtube.com/watch?v=yrJLJX3rI14

I don't know about Rem or Moogs, but Esdeath is in college isn't he?
Gross.

I also want her to cut me open and sew herself inside of my chest cavity
At least its not a fucking anthropomorph
>OG moogs is 16

rem is underage? also, edgedeath is supposedly in college, but i'd take that with a grain of salt.

Jacksonville looks pretty good this season, but I doubt they'll have a chance against the Packers. With the injured players from last season going to be back on the field, the Packers are an NFC North favorite for me.

Yep, 5th hour kills me because I'm always sleepy by that time

Fine sure I am, but at least you can't really tell. Hearing my voice doesn't help either

Breakcore sounds pretty good. Do you have any producers/bands from your country that you like the most?
We have Silent Strike, here's a song.

youtube.com/watch?v=vui-5E2aEXk

tsunyun said he was in HS

yea the money is always a nice plus, kinda miss having money
neet weekends are underestimated
had some good bingewatching planned, ah well
you had some shooting slumb right?
what happened?
you sure? i mean im down but i understand if its annoying for you
im sorry for this snowball rem, wasnt my intention
yea i feel ya, i used to fall asleep during class quite often

I want to her to stew me and have me for dinner

its pretty hard to believe anything that esdeath says whenever he isn't rambling on about nonsense... but i'd like to believe that esdeath is 20 like he said he is.

Fucking cold as hell but I'm still sweating like a nigger running from the cops

>Mfw just found a big old box with a bunch of green follower mags
>And a bunch of carry pouches
>And a bunch of Marine stuff with nip speak on it
I don't remember owning this stuff, but cool.
Nothing wrong with anthropomorphic guns
>Moogs get a job
Shieet
I just didn't have the time or money for it while I was looking for a job

Ran isn't best doggo.
Momi is

>get a job
fuck that

Guns are fucking edgy as fuck

yee

I only ever fell asleep in class when I was extremely sick, and holy shit I feel asleep ten times in two different classes. History teacher looked like he was gonna slap me awake with his meter stick, and speech teacher launched a Tarzan Sock monkey at me

Ruby thought I was like 25 when he heard my voice.

Didn't expect a football fan in here, and even less a Packers fan too haha
No it's really not a big deal. Should be fun

Thats degenerate as fuck

Naw, Ran's pretty great

>Doesn't want to contribute to society
>Doesn't want $$$ to get the pussy wet
>Doesn't want free food from whatever place you get it at
How so?

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I don't really pay attention to the nationality of the music I listen to.
Only nationalities I kind of pay attention to are Japanese and Icelandic.
youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8iEJeh26E

im a lazy fuck

Get out of my America