If spunk could be used as rocket fuel and one wank equaled 100 miles, how far would you get...

If spunk could be used as rocket fuel and one wank equaled 100 miles, how far would you get? Averaging it out since my first wank at 11 and being 36 now I reckon mars and back.

Yet, cum production is more less constant (with some wavering) to the point that if you save up, the pressure building causes it to leak out at unpredictable times.

In a sense, one needn't wank at all, to be a rocket fuel producing machine in this hypothetical world, so long as the fuel is retained properly.

Started at 12, I think. 33 now. Averaging one a day gets me 768,800. I'd be okay for a ride to the moon and back.

Mars, OP? Good God, man. You've had a fair few chugs for that journey.

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Are you retarded? Who even uses that word?

Maybe I was a bit optimistic. Maybe it would be a one way ticket.

English people.

I prefer the term piss gristle

litterally every englishman newfag

Everyone on this website is Chris Chan.

this poses the question of how far Sup Forums could get since the start of the website

The problem is you aren't doing the math right. One load shot off in space would actually move you a hundred miles. Just very very slowly.

So your first step is to asign a delta V value to each load. Once you've got a value in m/s then we need a stating point. Is your first load fired in orbit or an a launch pad?

You're over thinking this a bit m8.

Look are you going for an answer or twenty assholes shouting random numbers at you?

Pretty much this. also im assuming you're stationary. And We need to know the force given by the spunk fuel combusting (lift). does it just teleport you? Also your mass would factor into this bc f=ma.. user more detail pls

You're not going to allow for load size, spunk velocity or getting chunked in the ass by an asteroid? Think harder about this man wanking in space... faggot. Until then RANDOM NUMBERS.

Go on then. Say I'm already in space orbiting earth as a start point.

I just said what the first step was to begin. If he's not going to do the basics there's no reason to really get into it.

I am Neptune

Okay fine. Since OP is a faggot lets get to work.

Your starting point is a 250km equaltorial orbit of the earth.

That makes your velocity 9/KM per second.

We will give you faggots a humble average weight of 72 kg.

Each load fired off will as 100 m/s of delta V over 3 seconds.

rocket scientist here. Fuel does not linearly equate to distance. But if we make some basic assumptions like the specific impulse of the propellant (lets say 450s), weight ratio for the rocket (3:1), have an area of 4m^2... etc it would still take about 100,000 kg of this stuff to even get to a 400km orbit

wait initial velocity is 9 kms?
shouldnt initial velocity be 0? also you should account for the force of gravity acting upon the body because this will counteract the acceleration. Also im confused are we working out how many loads this guy took, how far he gets, his speed , how long it takes? none of this is clear.

initial velocity is actually earth's rotational speed. However, the most efficient ways to get into space include going up vertically for a couple kilometers before accelerating to your final speed at a 90 degree angle. The reason for this is that drag scales with V^2, and drag is highest in the lower levels of the atmosphere.

this is what i was expecting. And now can we work out how many times we would all have to collectively shoot our loads to get to mars?

OP said that the spunk combusted vigorously such that 2 table spoons is enough to carry a body 100 miles. Also average body weight is assumed to be 70.

Some one suggested we start in orbit. I picked and orbit. And that is the orbital velocity to hold a 250 Km orbit.

In orbit you total gain after all factors is 100 m/s per load. Once we break orbit this will change.

get with the program asshole we are starting in orbit.

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okay lets say each time you cum its 2.9 table spoons or 30 ml.

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okay we start in orbit.

look we need to also say that the 100 miles is travelled in x amount of time, just not zero because im not getting any real numbers here. Lets say each spunk propels you at constant motion at 160934 m/s.

No, no, no you fucking idiots. Its a trick question. Your starting weight is much much higher. Your very first step it to figure out how many loads you've fired over the course of your life. Then the average weight of each load. You have to bring all your fuel with you. If your first load brings a velocity change of 100 m/s then your next load will provide more since you've lost the weight of the first load and so on for each load to follow.

The better way to go about this it to calculate total starting delta V based on how much fuel you have then apply the delta V cost of orbital and interplanetary maneuvers so see how far you could get.

Okay assuming you start in orbit at terminal velocity at 160934 m/s and each time you come you can travel for an extra second. 160934 is 100 miles so every time you cum you travel that much in 1 second. Now theres 54600000 miles between earth and mars on average (varies due to orbit). if you then do a simple division (disregard all forces due to lack of info) you get that OP would need to cum 339.2695142 times to get to mars and double to get back.

we know OP is a lonely fag so lets say he masturbates 3 times a night from age 11-36 which is 9125 days. 9125 x 3 and you get 27375 . that much in cum would be 821250 ml... and would get him 27375x160934=4405568250 miles

literally 4.4056 light years, OP you could go to alpha centauri where scientist believe theres alien life.

kek checked the maths and hes right, best coincidence ever op.

>litt. OP right now

Mars is 33.9 million Miles away. Youd have to jack off 339000 times. That's 2 faps a DAY for 929 YEARS.

Considering you don't actually use much fuel when you're cruising in the vacuum of space, I could probably go anywhere if I had a good/stable enough cryostasis system. If 1 wank = 100 miles, over at least one wank a day averaging out to 1.5 wanks per day over 11 years, then I'd have about 602,250 miles worth of fuel to work with.

Now let's consider that you can wank in space, and you can now go literally as far and as fast as you want, assuming you have enough protein/water to keep you producing the cummies.

I meant 414.5 YEARS sorry.

space travel doesn't work like that.

You should give us a delta-v equivalent per wank worth of spunk (assuming every wank is the same amount of spunk, wich it is not)

That is hilarious that you took the time to do the math.

OP obviously shoots blanks. He'd make it to the upper atmosphere and then crash land in the ocean.

469 YEARS actually

464 YEARS I failed 3 times in a row.

+0.5 YEARS

464.5 YEARS

I've never failed a simple division by 2, 4 times in a row.

The only place I know where people discuss about the application of cum for spacetravel in a serious and scientific manner.

No one can cum that much. I'm a healthy 20 year old guy and most I can cum is about 6ml.

5x that? not possible. The shit you see in porn where the guy comes buckets is either fake and gay or both.

Was just coming to say this, if you were flying through space the momentum to carry you 100 miles would carry you infinitely far (barring outside forces)

No. This is wrong on so many levels it needs to be burned to the ground and start over. OPs 100 miles per load only works at sea level. Any thrust applied in zero g will eventually get you to travel 100 miles. So we need hard numbers.

So lets say one load gets you 100 miles in a second. That's adding of 160.9 kilometers per second per load.

A google search shows the average person will shoot 14 gallons of ejaculate over the course of their life. Each load averages 4 ml. That comes out to 13248.9 loads. So if the average of all those loads provides a 160.9 KM/s increase in velocity you're looking at total Delta V of 2,131,754.6 Kilometers per second. If this were possible then your cum would be the most prized fuel and space program could even dream of. The speed of light is 299792 km/s we're talking about jerking off at star trek speeds.

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