Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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It was okay. Fried up some turkey meatloaf that was in the fridge, fried up some onions, cut some cheese and put some spinach and wrapped it all in a tortilla.
Don't forget to wear a condom while doing so, I don't want your AIDS
Oups
As always.
anime dot com obv
Chen let's be friends and not respond to consistent shitposters.
Let's get drunk together whoeveryouare! There's only alcohol here!
Wasn't directed at you but ... I don't know. I dare you to find a Yuno pic that's not threatening.
Goatfucking is for the Afghanis. Literally. Didn't like Doha but all the cool people were Saudis/Lebanese.
Great to hear dude!
Thank you based kyoubot
QOTT You wanna touch it?
fag edition
i will try my best not to, what up everyone?
[youknow]
plz no spank
[kurome]
looks like she's down~
I think mp5 is the biggest elitist here
(karen)
oh another one of the non believers huh. hey man believe what you want but everything I post is genuine. If I wanted attention I would post on youtube those people. you kill a fly and its oh savage you are so fucked
(fran)
yeah dogs piss me off tbh. dog barked when I went on a walk just now wanted to kick it in the head. love cats though
Where the memes at?
Uh, sure.
mandatory cc claim
making pokemon pics edition.
tell me your pokemon team and where you would like it set and ill see what i can do.
i will also post a template ver so you can put your team on multiple pics
what i have made so far:
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...Why can everyone but me cook? Dammit. Lol
>boxing match
Who are the fighters?
Oh, niiice. Hope you had fun!
Aye, it's time for league
You care too much about this thread, Shizuru.
>I usually like picking on trolls, but you're not giving me anything to work with.
Stop trying to damage control.
I'm just calling you out on how much of a hypocrite you are, calling me fine and then calling me a cunt.
>pretending you're hurting my feelings
Ugh, no. I'm sorry, but that might just be you projecting. I don't involve emotions on the internet, so I can't care less about hurting anyone or not.
Learn to be less emotional and not care, maybe then you'll win arguments.
As Usual
no
Claimed
It wasn't really anything to complicated. Cooking can be pretty simple depending on what it is you're trying to do. Pasta dishes are the easiest ones to start with, or stir fry
>damage control
Damn straight, how bout yourself?
Youre damn right you do
Yes you do!
No.
It just takes some practice and patience.
>don't involve emotions on the internet
>says emotional in his next sentence
(futa)
>zaubert ihm aus lulz den benis weg
Ein... ein Freund von mir möchte wissen, wie das heißt und ob es das auch animiert gibt.
(futalover)
Results just in:
average out of 10
Why 40 to 43cm? This is seriously disturbing!
(Syndra)
But I intend to pay taxes and not loot!
May as well
Why fag edition?
If you let the doggo sniff you it wont bark
Most all doggos are nice, but easily excitable
K, i''ll just poke a hole then
Oh I'll spank you alright!~
Gennady Golokin and Kell Brook
I like how I bring up Kurome to Akame and then we have a claimer right after
...
Average?
Also, there is nothing wrong with it. A large penis is a large penis. Every scene is gorgeous!
So, can I, uh, touch it?
>loose lips sink ships
You expect others to be retarded or me to read your mind? Good thing ships are cancer.
Eh? I don't meme...
Who do you think i am? Some slutty maid?
I said you're usually fine, these last two days you've been being a cunt.
And how's that damage control? The fuck? Did you drink shitposter koolaid or something?
And if you're going to pretend you don't involve your emotions of the internet, don't post things that actively disprove you just one thread ago.
> >Bullying someone so hard that you made them to change their waifu.
>
>Feels good man.
As always.
Yeah but i'm incompetent at cooking! I can't explain it. Nothing comes out tasting right.
Read above.
I've tried more than once. Just doesn't work out.
Yay!
Had a good time in a DnD game, and am running one with some other waifus
College is going ok, not much has happened in any if my classes yet
What did I touch?
Kyoubot a thing? Happy!
Look faggot you're an Oni and you're going to drink and fuck got it?
>was a sous chef
Just buy Joy of Cooking. Make sure it's the latest edition, not the gay edition. Read it, cover to cover. Yes, all of the recipes. Took me a 12h flight to do it. It will make you acquainted with the basics, and able to recall that "oh, that recipe was in this book!"
Seriously buy. It's called "The chef's bible" for a reason.
?
That wasn't me, though.
It would literally kill you. How is that not wrong?
What is gorgeous about deformed body parts? Some of those were 14 times larger than an average gorilla.
Of course you're not a slutty maid. You're a lovely eyepatch woman.
I really don't
As Slutty Maid
You just need to keep at it, and you'll start to get a knack for it. It's a good skill to have
...
You made me remember how much i loved Kurome
...
>her ass
Hnggh muh dik
waifu im scared of my evaluation coming up if I am antisocial I dont want it on anywhere irl people could see it
Satan is aroused by Shiro
Anyone seen the Shiro-Kurome-Cookie Monster hentai?
I'm really sensitive down there
I thought we were the ones paying taxes.
As i said, its all practice.
>You gonna play overwatch in between getting tear gassed?
That was the plan yes.
>Birb claim
Exciting! Who do you expect to win?
>Did you drink shitposter koolaid or something?
What the fuck is this? Are you a clown or something?
>And if you're going to pretend you don't involve your emotions of the internet, don't post things that actively disprove you just one thread ago.
feelings=emotion
Good shit, Shizuru.
Never expected something so logical and smart.
You're a newfag and this conversation is pretty much done.
>I stopped talking to you for hours and went to bed because you lost your argument so badly and didn't even try to rebutt.
But hey, we'll pretend i instigated that argument if it helps you feel better. Not like you were being a total cunt to every and it's not like you're still doing that.
>caring this much
roll
Again, it's just called having taste, Shiro. Maybe if you start listening to some harsh noise you'll develop. Here's a good one.
youtube.com
~Mittens Shiro
Wanted to post better pictures but they're all above the size limit. Sigh.
Chiyo-chan claimed! New to these threads, no idea how they work, so I'll be watching on the sidelines for a while.
I understand. For that would mean I touch you in turn.
Permited
Damn skippy bo nippy
Yes you may! Go right ahead!
Sounds kind of awesome!
Happy to hear college is going okay as well
My elbow, I thought it were obvious
Hell yeah!
Well alright then
>touch
That's the best part about her
Would steal cookie to see her cute angry self
Oh we'll change that~
Golokin baby! That nigga packs a serious punch!
>Russian plays mexican music and thanks the crowd in spanish
I actually do tend to watch the cooking show on twitch, and try to absorb some information that way. I probably could work harder at it, but... I don't know. It's discouraging sometimes.
Lol.
As.. wait, i just now noticed you're tripfagging now. What brought that on?
THEY'RE ON TO MY HYPOCRISY! ABORT! ABORT!
-Chen 2016
Lol.
a gift for chen.
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i may sleep soon
I understand the urge to die, but clearly there are better ways.
Also I would rather get that 10 year old's horse cock up my ass than listen to a minute of this garbage.
here
If you did that I'm certain she would kill you. I also love how crazy she acts and that she's a loli
Meanie
I don't think I'm particularly good at cooking either, but I do what I can to make sure I don't die. Eventually it might even be something that I enjoy.
If you keep at it though I'm sure you'll be making tasty stuff in no time
I laugh at danger~
Did you miss me?
No need to answer. I know it was a "Yes."
People are 70% H2O
I'm 30% want2Die
>THEY'RE ON TO MY HYPOCRISY! ABORT! ABORT!
You might consider stopping projecting that hard.
>Lol.
Pretty well made.
Good night.
I was gonna say no
Damn straight
Damn you kirk, you sexy sexy man
>Kneesocks
You will never be a good cook. That's okay. Try to be -a- cook. "Good cooks" are people who make millions doing cooking. Don't try to get to that level.
b-but how??
Well, time to play some league
What evaluation?
Yeah, so far so good
Your descriptions are on point.
I won't die, considering I'm not the one getting a 40 centimeter penis in my vagina.
Garbage? What you talking about?
Why the 'lol'? It's the truth.
Nice desk.
welcome
Your waifu looks cute
Its what all of the cool kids are doing right?
Elitism is good
Nothing will happen with that attitude.
Maybe.
Let's not spoil the fun now~
Let it be a surprise~
took me a bit of time to find them.
other than what i have already shown you, i think thats all i got on this craptop.
if i find more i will share.
night
heh, thanks
what did i do?
yes
Claiming Felix
Welcome to the threads. You seem nice.
Its a joke
Thats a guy.
Wonderful!
Thanks, it serves its purpose
Acknowledged
Tsundere
It really is.
Nice trips.
Hey there.
No fucking shit
Welcome home.
Woah watch out, you'll get him triggered if you point out Felix is a guy. And for god sake's, don't claim Felix.
BRAIN
take note:
"more faggots join everyday, this is both a pro and a con.
while it keeps this place going it also makes me frustrated due to the lack of knowledge when it comes to our lore.
please remember to remind me to drive them all out in the winter.
yours fatefully ~ body"
>tfw no one will notice the pun of fatefully
>tfw someone will think its faithfully spelled wrong
oh ok
thats a girl
im the nicest guy here welcome
ALrighty folks, fights about to start
Cya later!
Getting myself some food and whatever else. AFK for a bit.
I suppose so, yeah.
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>he lost his argument so badly and didn't even try to rebutt.
I asked you if you wached anything new these last days.
Free you :)
cya