A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack...
Blake Morris
Other urls found in this thread:
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youtube.com
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Ethan Thomas
You don't like it? Fine.
Y'know Wayne if you're not careful you're gonna lose me
Michael Watson
this is probably my fav line from the movie tbqh familia
Brandon Myers
it's a great line, but for me it's that genuine-as-fuck laugh after Garth asks him about bugs bunny in drag.
Chase Williams
Wayne's also from Aurora, greater Chicago area. No guns allowed. Crazy bitch is trying to get him arrested
Gabriel Clark
How are no guns allowed yet it's the gun murder capital of the world?
Benjamin Moore
alternate bundy universe.
Tyler Roberts
...
Liam Howard
...
Brody Powell
SJW here and that's the funniest fucking time I've even seen that used.
And I've been here forever.
Jackson Perry
because criminals break the law shocking I know
Luis King
>SJW
>Been here forever
Austin Gray
...
Xavier Roberts
Mike myers has a secret obsession with Steve Martin?
Mason Flores
Steve Martin's let himself go.
Wyatt Lee
He'll be fine
Elijah Nelson
News flash: murder isn't legal either.
Ayden Jackson
Tia Carrera is the worst part of this movie
Jacob Richardson
>SWJ
>Sucking
>Jew
>Wiener
Brandon Moore
the part where they're talking about bugs bunny under the airplane is like the best friend porn. I'm 29 I'll never have a Garth, fuck
Aaron Rivera
I thought it was Aurora Colorado, where James Holmes shot all those people
Carter Roberts
Time is a cruel mistress
Christopher Johnson
>Aurora, CO
>Just a quick 90 minute drive to Milwaukee
Which is Algonquin for "The Good Land."
Cameron Gray
He could put his guitar on it
Luke Long
Colorado is right next to Wisconsin
Gabriel Perez
Man I wish we had a Stan Makita's. All we have are these lousy Tim Horton's.
/must be canadian to get all of the jokes
Jack James
Majority black population, just like detroit.
Jaxson Sanchez
Been here long enough that its not a phase or identity.
It's a novelty mememan.
Ethan Carter
>gun murder
Connor Clark
I love the architecture of Stan's. Tummies is too boring.
Nicholas Johnson
...
Xavier Jones
>SJW
OUT.
OUTTA THIS SACRED SITE.
OUTTA HERE.
GIT.
GO.
LEAVE.
OUT.
OUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUT
I CAN TOLERATE LIBERALS, LIBERTARIANS, LEFT WINGERS AND CONSERVATIVES, BUT YOU TAKE YOUR REGRESSIVE LEFT BULLSHIT OUT OF HERE.
VACATE, AWAY VILE CREATURE OF TUMBLR.
I BANISH YOU. I BANISH YOU TO THE SHITHOLES OF THE INTERNET, FANATIC SCUM. I CURSE THEE FOUL WENCH. I CURSE THEE DEGENERATE SCUM. I CURSE THEE BIGOTED TYRANNT.
AWAY! LEAVE! GO! DEPART! VACATE! EXIT VILE HERETIC.
OUT!
John Smith
>if benjamin were an icecream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick
Benjamin Hughes
jesus.
Bentley Barnes
this is your safe space either, kid
David Hughes
reddit tries to fit in the post
Colton Jones
If it's a severed head I'm gonna be very upset.
Lucas Carter
If you're gonna spew, spew into this.
Dylan Johnson
Aurora is not Chicago.
Christopher Young
DUDE GUNS ARE UNCOOL
UNLESS YOURE BLACK THEN ITS BAD ASS BECAUSE BEING RACIST IS UNCOOL ALSO FREE YOUR MIND
RE ELECT CLINTON
Christopher Green
I carried a paper cup around in my pocket for like a fucking year, waiting for someone to say they felt like they were going to puke. When it happened, and I said it, and held the cup out, it felt like the fucking moon landing
Jason King
...
Logan Perez
Did the spewer use the cup?
Nolan Johnson
sad little man
Hudson Sanders
SJW is an insult. You can't call yourself an SJW.
Ryan Anderson
There are a few retarded people who unironically call themselves SJWs, but most see it as a perjorative term for "Social Justice Activists." Fuck knows what that user was on about.
But try and wrap your head around this shit:
sjwiki.org
This site is basically ground zero for "Social Justice" AKA Victimhood 101.
Brayden Foster
>Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.
In fact, anything from that batshit cafe shop owner is gold
Jose Thomas
Nathaniel Thompson
thread started pretty nice until it went to shit
Owen Evans
These people are insane.
Mason Long
Do I frighten you?
Do you want me to?
Owen Scott
who is the least funny person from SNL to graduate to movies? david spade or dana carvey? too close to call.
Andrew Lewis
New pasta?
Mason Sullivan
In terms of scripted acting funny it's Carvey.
Jayden Sullivan
Maybe Chris Kattan
Robert Sanchez
I've seen someone successfully use this as a pick up line.
Okay, pop quiz. Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because... A: Chicks think he's handsome, B: has cool car, C: has lots of cash, D: has no visible scars, E: does not live with parents.
How about F: you're a gimp.
Anytime someone lists something with letters I'll add on whatever letter is next and "you're a gimp."