I was eating dinner at a Mexican restaurant in Northampton, MA - a few miles away from Hampshire College and UMass

I was eating dinner at a Mexican restaurant in Northampton, MA - a few miles away from Hampshire College and UMass...

>mfw the actual trigglypuff walks in and orders fried bananas

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Watch out, she could probably kick your ass!!

Try to fuck it

10/10 would smach

Offer to pay for her meal and watch the triggering begin

assert your male privilege to show dominance

OP here. you're right. it probably could. So i kept my distance (my gf lent me her phone to take a pic, sorry its shitty)

>inb4 post nudes of gf

t'was most pleasureful to have a brush with internet fame :D

>ask sever to give her an ice cream sundae on you
>she'll look at you
>wink a lot
>she'll def eat it
>go over there once she's done
>ask if she needs another
>fuck her

Don't forget to add it's Your privelege

>"Hello ma'am, what would you like to offer?"
>"what the fUCK DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER YOU FUCKING PIG?!"
>"Ma'am, I will have to ask you to leave"
>trigger.exe has crashed

Was there any food left?

Also home to Smith...

Mexican food weeeeeey!!! *0*

>walks in
You mean 'waddles in'

Id rather be in a restaurant with a fat bitch minding her buisness eating fried bannanas then in a reataurant with a douche that has to take pictures of strangers minding their own buisness.

Hey shit I'm really close to Northhampton. I'm almost certain I've seen her too.

I left before she was done but she had two massive plates of food, one was the fried bananas and the other was *gasp* a huge salad

Sadly they don't have any deserts there other than chopped up watermalon or T4Twos.

I didn't bother her. I'm the kind of faggot that likes to observe creatures undisturbed in their habitat

Shes alone. All you have to do is ask if the bannanas are any good then start conversating about food, then you may end up fuckin that plump white bitch.

Where abouts? I know there's a few B-tards here (according to area code threads)

She was, but I wasn't. Was with my gf. Not worth insulting her by talking to this landwhale instead

On top of that she was fucking HUGE. I'm no sufferer of microdick syndrome but frankly i doubt most monstrous black dicks could make it past all the obstructions

Back away slowly OP you might get eaten

Doggy style...

How about you eat your meal and leave her alone?

At least she's minding her own business unlike you.

W're talking about an obtuse angle at best here

Op is shallow hal

Springfield area. I know it's not insanely close but it's still close.

i did leave her alone i didnt even talk to her. the pic itself is even cropped from a pic i took of my gf

>t'was

Ask her if shes interested in a trouser banana

topkek. Sup Forums is bitching out someone for making fun of a raging SJW

>the internet is breaking

She's hot! Did you get contact info?

>then

No, but this restaurant takes orders and just calls out your name when it's ready and it was "Cara" which really is her name I believe

01108
forest park /// currently in Leicester now

Cora, I thought it was

>close enough

This creature went ape crap inside the restaurant.

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I'm in one of the surrounding towns, hence the area bit. 01057