Get in here faggots, civ thread in sandnigger land

Get in here faggots, civ thread in sandnigger land

Red X marks the 1st civ landing point
Purple X marks the 2nd civ landing point
Black X marks the 3rd civ landing point

first 10, 20, 30 (and so on) or dubs, trips, quads and quints decide RED civ name, 2nd ones decides PURPLE civ name, 3rd ones decides BLACK civ name

dubs and 10, 20, 30 and so on decide normal actions
trips decide heroic actions
quads are miracles
quints advances a century

>(REDS)
population: 45
resources: 30

>(PURPLES)
population: 20
resources: 60

>(BLACKS)
population: 50
resources: 10

shameless self bump

Red civ name is Islamic State, Allah demands it.

k since you're the only one here

DaBusiness

reroll

checkem

get em

k

jjkjsd

topkek

LET'S START PLAYING!

first turn is reds

negerdland

reds fuck and repopulate

reds declare war on the jjkjsd

re roll

The blacks start a mine in the mountains.

Red Commit Mass suicide using a shitty Kool-Aid flavor, lose 1 happiness, Kool-Aid fails to kill them, but flavor was so shitty 3 hang themselves from PTSD.

yes rolling for this

The reds build a pier out into the water. Fishing and boat making businesses pop up as a result.

reds start a nuclear program

Reroll.

reds start construction twin piramids and names them the world trade center

The reds start work on a tall tower that shall act as the center of their civilization.

rolling for this

Rolling again.

reroll

McDonald's opens up in the red territory.

red fucks goats and creates a human/goat hybrid army

15 of the reds start a small village at the base of the nearby northern mountains. They keep in touch with the red capital.

Blacks start to build great KFC temple

Reroll.

reds start an airport

reroll

reds build fusion reactor to convert sand into gold

Rolling for this, but with pigs instead of goats.

Reroll.

Gender roles in the red civilization get reversed.

...

wasted trips

rolling for this

Reroll.

re roll for this guy

red does nothing

whelp i guess doing nothing is now a heroic action

Kek.

? no logic

i typed red does nothing after giving up when seeing

THE FUCKERS

The Great Nigger Fucker builds the first city in the world for the Islamic State (REDS). In consequence, population grows +10, and resources will grow by 1 every turn, though this turn they spent 10 resources to build the city.

>ISLAMIC STATE(REDS)
population: 50
resources: 20

DaBusiness (PURPLES) turn

Can we go ahead and do purple now?

The purples work toward urbanizing their society more. They start by creating a huge forum in the middle of the city.

i guess purple would be this
do nothing
which is a heroic action

bump

Donald Trump leads DaBusiness through the dunes onto the Oasis with +0 casualties. They discover lots of resources, causing a +4 every turn , though they spent 10 resources while going through the desert

>DaBusiness(PURPLES)
population: 20
resources: 64

jjkjsd(BLACKS) turn

they build a kfc

general pinochet trows all the lefties he had in the mountains

some survive and form a marxist tribe

forgot this

jjkjsd(BLACKS) turn

yes this

reroll

dammit reroll

roll for this

A third of the jjkjsds start a mining town up on the mountains and begin to collect resources.

i win

The blacks all become women skilled in the arts of combat except for one man who becomes the king.

Reroll.

posting random story for intertainment

jjkjsd becomes an ally of the United States. The changes begin immediantly.

A third of jjkjsd moves across the mountains to start a secondary village near the closest oasis.

two winrars just wait for guy to post

jews buy DaBusiness
they become a colony of israel

Every jjkjsdian starts to wear diapers and act like young children, thinking it will lead to enlightment.

did op give up on post

jjkjsd(BLACKS) try to build a kfc but there are no chickens in the rocky mountain. Without water, blacks get really poor and hungry. They canibalize each other to stay alive -10 Pop +2 resources

>jjkjsd(BLACKS)
population: 40
resources: 12

Islamic State(REDS) turn

almost got miracle kfc

whelp reds jump in ocean in search of new lands

re roll

Rerolling, but for the reds.

re rolling

roll

the thread is dead op didn't deliver in a timely fashion. op didn't follow the rules he set for himself.
op didn't listen to the requests of the winners instead he made stuff up. op responded to shit posts. this thread is dead and only op is to blame

roll