If this post ends in 3 or 8 then god exists

If this post ends in 3 or 8 then god exists.

Yay, god doesn't exist.

if this post ends in 4, we are all god

apparently if you say or imply god is anything you get dubs

If this post ends in 5, I will fap right now.

God, give me the strength of dubs.

Amen.

If this post ends in 2, god is real.

If this post ends in 9, god is a fake.

If this post ends in 3, god is fake

If this post ends in 0, god is fake

If this post ends in 6, god is fake.

If this post ends in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9 - God is fake.

if this post ends in 4, god is real.

if i get dubs now, god is real.

ok enough. im sick of this.

hey god. if you read this: fuck you.

fuck you god, you nigger. i bet you cant make my post end with the number 9. thats right. youre weak and fake. fuck you faggot. you cant do it.

see. i was right. you cant do anything right. fuck you god. i give you one last chance. make this post end in 3 and i accept that you are real this is your only chance you asshole.

ok maybe you are using reverse psychology you ass. how about this:

if this post ends in 5, it means you are fake. do it, faggot.

you cant do anything right god. fuck off.

im gonna end this thread now. unless you give me dubs. if you give me dubs ill give you another chance. if you give me trips ill believe in you from now on.

FUCK YOU GOD, YOU ARE FAKE. FUCK YOU. 777777777777777

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HEY GOD YOU LITTLE NIGGER I BET YOU CANT DO SHIT THATS RIGHT YEAH GO AND DO SOMETHING SPOOKY AND HOLY WITH YOUR LITTLE FUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHO FUCKED YOUR WIFE; TATS RIGHT YOUR SON FUCKED YOUR OWN WIFE YOU NIGGERFUCK TITTIES ASS YOU NIGGER FUK 333333333333333333333

hello. your god is not real. however: i can predict the next number.

the number at the end of my post will be:

5

see? it worked. let me show you one more time that i can actually predict it.

the number at the end of my post will be:

2

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

JESUS I hope you're listening

I know you're real.

You save my semen for breakfast in heaven.

hello. i am god. the number at the end of my post will be dubs.

welp. close.

but atleast this post ends with the number:

8

nice try nigger

not. haha.

but hey, can you see the 666 of the last 3 posts? yeah thats right.

IM THE FUCKING DEVIL MOTHERFUCKER.

or not

if this post ends in 6, satan is real.

if this post ends in 7: satan is real

if this post ends in 6: satan is fake

if this post ends in 2: satan is real

if this post ends in 3: satan is fake

if this post ends in 5: satan is real

if this post ends in 9: satan is fake

if this post ends in 5: satan is real

if this post ends in 6: satan is fake

If this post ends with a 1 I'll consider myself a failed abortion.

if this post ends in 8: satan is real

if this post ends in 7: satan is fake

hello i have come from the great shadow realm of hot titty sex.

this post will end with the number:

0

No