It's time

It's time.

No need for any context. Just vent and let it all out.

I vape

I like memes

it's like licking a brick.

Are you quitting smoking or just a tool?

I lost my virginity to my half sister. (pic is her)

toy story 2 was ok

degenerate faggot

I don't care you broke your elbow

i cant wait till weed is legal and i can just go to a store instead of trying to find some scummy dealer

I'm a cynical asshole that hates everyone and everything. If I wasn't raised with Catholic guilt I would have killed myself years ago.

THE FIRST TIME I MASTURBATED WAS WHEN I WAS 7

I wish I could smoke weed. I have really terrible reactions to it where I feel like I'm dying and go into major panic attacks.

But Look

i got a sharpie stuck up my ass when i was 8 years old

I just turned down a my family reunion for my brother's birthday to come to the bay and drink alone. Why am I fucking like this, Sup Forums?

Who put it there?

My dad molested me when i was 9 yo

19, still never kissed a girl

18, never had a relationship,

From legacy is fucking garbage, the original is best

*tron
Fucking autocorrect

Kek

i hate my current relationship and want to be single and alone for a couple of years. hookups included tho

I don't want to leave her because she's really fucking awesome and I can see it going somewhere but I'm tired of this "I've had depression my whole life" shit that came out of the blue. It sounds like a whiny bullshit cry for attention to me, fuck, I like you, we talk all the fucking time, we've just started dating, why do you need attention?

I am a looser

I jerk it to my mums friend a lot.

When I was a preteen I was walking with a friend of mine in a cemetery near our houses. I pissed on the grave of my uncle who was killed on Christmas eve in WW II. Not because i did not like him-I never met him. It was just a stupid thing to do at the time.

The older I get the more I regret it.

my parents got divorced because of me

only been dating this girl for six months now, she has no perception of personal space

life is an hell of endless sufering. Only death could make me happy now.

I know i shouldnt feel anything for my ex, but i cant help but feel disgusted/pissed off when i hear her name or see her face

I'm scared

I want to fuck a virgin, but Im too old to get them now. Im willing to pay a shit ton to do it.

Are you all living together? Or just recently moved in? I think maybe mine is pulling the sad, venting card with me because we don't live super close and she thinks anything is fair game because we're on the phone.

i take a poo in te loo

privileged mommies boy! If you have access to water you are not in hell. If can wake up in a bed you arent in hell. You are just a pussy

i'm there with you man. after our break up, she spends all her time with my friends and i'm always sitting at home alone on weekends now.

I used to fuck my cousin. I hate her to death and nothing would make me happier than to see her dead but crave her sex. She rode the best dick

I liek shitting

I don't want to be rich.

i used to smoke every day. took a two year break, lost all my friends, and started staying in all the time. tried to smoke alone and had a major breakdown. but i realized its because i was thinking so much that i forgot to breathe.

if you wanna enjoy the benefits of smoking find a friend (id smoke with ya) and or remember to breathe.

nigga im homeless

hell no we aren't living together, but she's hinting at the idea. even getting married. that shits too early to bring up and i'm too young to be concerned about that, 20 years to clarify. what it sounds like with you is just that she has someone to talk to and she knows you're there to "listen" so, yeah, fair game pretty much. my girl is the same way, she complains and whines and pity's herself every day about the same shit. dude, you have two choices before it gets worse: talk to her and try to take control of the situation, or let it get worse and be even more miserable.

I used to be a crackhead.

this is true.

damn son what kind of cardboard box you in that gets wifi?

ever heard of cyber cafes

This is not a reply

I wanna die, but I still don't wanna die
I want die, but not kill myself.
If I were to die, I'd like for it to happen instantly, not suffering
I know, I'm sad

I want photos

Yea 20 is way too early for that shit. Hopefully she'll trail off from those ideas if you keep avoiding the topic because that gets weird, especially if you have to bring it up to stop. I'm waiting it out, hopefully this depression thing is just pent up frustration and it'll die down after a bit, I brought it up earlier today when she called, I think she's just been alone in her apartment too long during college, she's a senior in college and I just got out of the military so it's not your typical we met in school type of thing.

How does he have money to pay for the cyber cafe anyway?

Noice

lol trolled XOXO

i live in a constant state of fear and misery

My gf is leaving me and she has changed so much over the course of a week and I feel like she doesnt love me anymore she used to send me texts that said " Good morning sweetheart. I love you so much, more than you ever know. You are always in my heart, always. And my words may be hard to believe in this day and age because of how often love is taken advantage of. I am adjusting myself and well- we have both been fucked over. But I want us to prove each other wrong, I want us to show each other that we MEAN what we say. I will always mean what I say because Austin I literally want my life with you. I promise to be loyal, accept you, carry your children, be your wife, treat you, and love you as long as your dumbass doesn't up and leave me. You're my soulmate and damn I got lucky, so lucky. You're such a sweetheart and we came into each others lives at the perfect moment, and for that I thank you. You're so fucking appreciated, even when I get pissed at you and say mean things, its just me being a lil grump, but i'm your lil grump. ️ I love you so much baby, you're so handsome, sweet, hilarious, you have a huge cock, what else could I ask for? (; Have a good day at school baby, I wish I could say I could please you afterwards but I started my period...I'm sorry. I hate feeling worthless like this, so please forgive me for that. I'll ttyl sunshine, I love you baby, mwah. " and now she barely talks to me and it tears me up thinking that she's going to be with another man and be his wife and bear his children and die with him and not me. I hate it. I'd take a bullet for this woman and she wont even realize that.

I've had blow jobs from a few prostitutes and I didn't pay a lot, on one occasion I gave a prostitute a gram of weed and she let me fuck her.

When did you find porn user?

I started jacking of because of Icarly. That one ep. were Fred said he slept naked, I tried it.

Same, glad I can't get stoned otherwise I would be a waste of space like the rest of the hippie deadbeats that smoke that shit

Have you told her this? Sometimes it's literally this simple

We are on the same boat here...

You are depressed user

Not yet. She wont talk to me.

Noice user. Any pics?

Would you stop picking fucking Widow in attack. You are literally the fucking cancer that ruins this game. Is it too much to ask that you actually play someone who can contribute to the team? Give me a fuckig break I don't care how many headshots you get I am literally cleaning up as reaper with 30-40 elim per match while you get maybe 7 and brag about that "dope headshot you got on lucio". Please just don't SQUAD up with me anymore I don't want to play with you.

Kek prob for the best user

Widow sucks in general. I can snipe better as Mei than most widows can in general

iv had thoughts of killing myself everyday for the past month but i wont do it as to hurt my friends or family and i just hope it will get better with time

I spent half my life being developing feels for my cousin, which ended up moving to secretly dating. Now that the relationship has crashed harder than a plane into a twin tower, I can't stand the though of facing the rest of my family. Fuck. Love.

I still love my ex and she still loves me but she is traumatised and feels very little sexual urge so won't get into a relationship with me because she can't satisfy my needs. And I don't want to have sex with anyone else. Fuck my life user at least you have the choice of going out or not. I have to wait about for her to regrow a sex drive..

I'm in an abusive relationship and I know it's extremely unhealthy but I'm irrationally afraid to leave

Go ahead Gary Glitter

We all only accept, truly accept, the love we feel we deserve. I'm guessing she doesn't feel like a worthy partner right now or is feeling insecure about something. You're best chance is to compliment her, not aesthetically, and to be honest. So tell her you adore how she used to wake you up and note that you noticed it had stopped and things seem off. Don't get over clingy here but do mention you not wanting her to be with other men and that you are faithful because she's worth your time and then just sort of lean in and kiss her but not the usual man tries to eat woman as movie ends kiss and gentle soft embrace and you get on the floor and walk the dinosaur

No porn.
My peepee was excited and I touched it without my mommy knowing :^)

i was in an abusive relationship with a girl who threatened to kill herself if i broke up with and would call my house daily staling me

I'm going to break up with her.

And yes, I'm going to fuck the other one.

ITS PAST MIDNIGHT IN EASTERN STANDARD TIME, ITS 9/11 FUCKERS.

Both your girls sound like they have major self esteem issues. They need to build up some confidence Sup Forumsros.

Lmao...Demetri Martin

Anime are NOT cartoons.

I'm shipping out this week and scared of my life! Hope drill instructors won't tear me to hard and I dont give up or die or something.

Howd you stop Biggums?

Kill her and claim insanity due to your father molesting you as a young child. Your family will take pity on you for what's happened and their anger will be directed at your dad instead. Get out early for good behavior and fuck your mom while your dads in prison for child molestation.

I fap to futa and traps and femboi's...

Honestly I had a friend in your shoes and I'll tell you the same thing I told him user. Well call my buddy crispy for time being.
>crispy tells me he wants the end done with life and it's unfairness
>be 17 but know someone who's suicial from someone who's hurt
>crispy I have to ask you something since you're being so open with me
>k
>I know you say you want to die. But how long would you like to be dead
>sits stumped but slightly realizing my point
Sometimes we don't want to be gone, just to be missed so we know we meant something in the first place
You mean something user
So don't give up you Faggot

Sounds like you have addiction issues. Go to meetings. They helped me quit alcohol and all my fears disappeared without me even noticing

The managers where I work fucking suck

I'm not dying, so stop acting like I am!

Im tired of not being socially active enough to pull girls. I am attractive, /fit/ and socially autistic. Fuck.

I'm stupid and wish i was more intelligent. I heavily envy people who are extremely smart and it eats at me every day.

i don't love her anymore but i can't leave her

thanks user it well means a lot i haven't felt like i mean something in awhile and i will kep that in my mind for awhile ^_^

I hate those mother fucks who think 9/11 was an inside job and wish every one of them would die in the same way that those who were in the towers died. crushed into human powder.

You're smoking too much.
Get a one-hitter.
Weed is medicine, not a toy.

I'm on Sup Forums right now, more specifically Sup Forums.

I act like a normal guy but I want to be a sissy trap and get used like one

I KEEP HURTING THE ONLY PEOPLE I LOVE FOR THE PEOPLE THAT ENTERTAIN ME

You stick it out user, do positive things like get dressed nice every day and force yourself to go outside and talk to people. It will get better if you give it time