NO NO NO NOOOO NO NO NO NO NO FUCKING NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS NO FUCKING NO NOOOOOOOOOOO

NO NO NO NOOOO NO NO NO NO NO FUCKING NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS NO FUCKING NO NOOOOOOOOOOO

NOT SO FAST

HOWEVER

This semen slurping tournament isn't for me, lads

that was quick

leave the chinks to me

China holding secret events?

REEEEEEEEE

WTF I hate the Olympics now...

Italy has 20 medals?? How, when? I literally cant recall a single event they won.

dont worry lads we have multiple guaranteed medals on the way :^)

Guaranteed Gold in men's Sprint Cycling

>Team GB against Team GB

Guaranteed Silver obviously too

4 golds for shooting senpai

they were the only euros winning during the opening days

Yes yes, well done GB

HOWEVER

7 medals (4 gold 3 silver) in shooting, 3 in fencing...

Italy sweeping up in the meme events

why are italians so good at shooting? are guns actually legal there? do they give you a Baretta on your 14th birthday or something?

ISN'T IT FUNNY

Guaranteed another gold tonight from Kenny/Skinner in the sprint final, Andy Murray 2-0 up in the first set in the tennis

Only meme events are the ones where you sit down to compete. :^)

CHANG'D

That's even worse than USA taking half their medals from swimming

Who else Chinese-American here?

You seriously think you will finish the games ahead of China?

Cycling and Tennis on the way lads

Guaranteed

2 golds one in cycling and one in sailing
guaranteed 2 silvers maybe change one for gold if Murray mint wins.

You don't really believe you'll finish ahead of China, do you? Fucking lol senpai

No but it is fun while it lasts, really want 3rd again but I can see us getting cucked by Russia for some reason or Germany.

Diving, table tennis, badminton on the way lads

Seriously? No.

But it would be a huge achievement if we did.

This. China will win 2nd. Lots more meme sports left.

>meme sports

M8 we took a gold in equestrian, we're not in a position to talk.

well chang, britian has guranteed gold medal in sailing, likely in dressage and mo farah

APOROGISE

>dumbledore.jpg

HOWEVER

shhh

MUH

>muh nationality
will win 1st place in Olympics
>muh heritage
will win 2nd place in Olympics

SAVAGE

Jesus, there's more than a week till the games are over. The 2nd place will shift between China and the UK for a few more times at least.

Are we going to have shitpost threads every fucking time?
There are 0 (zero) Chinese in Sup Forums so why even bother ?


Calm the fuck down guys.

Sorry, who are you?

There's no need to be jealous, user.

Some Chinese counter-banter would be nice though.

>There are 0 (zero) Chinese in Sup Forums
nice post user...

lol why jealous?
Since our athletes are irrelevant, the only thing left for me to enjoy is the race for medals but damn that thread spamming is annoying..

You'd be spamming too, don't deny it.

Hello,

We literally have two gold medals sitting in the bank that aren't being added to our tally yet. one in cycling and one in sailing. This is not to mention Murray and the guaranteed silver we have.

Kind regards.

Yes yes well done China... HOWEVER

is Sup Forums blocked in china? Is there a 2chan/Sup Forums equivalent?

See a lot more Chinese posters on 8ch than here desu

I would wait till the end of the Olympics, at least.

>all these silvers

fs

Where's the fun in that?

tbf there were a few where we won gold as well and silver