Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

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This is it! All the clues are coming together! I followed these footprints to this EXACT spot and then RIGHT where you're standing, I found this bag of PEANUTS! HAH! OHH I'm so close to solving this crime, I can almost taste it!

Filthy early bake.

Dafuq

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Anarchy Edition? ANARCHY ANARCHY ANARCHY!

inb4 thread gets deleted 5-10 minutes from now.

I have 10cm guns right here.

>best fox claim

Why would it?

(akame)
thats to bad hope you feel better

>pomfs
can i have the pregs now?

Miho claimed

This

Still here

(Eru)
If there are really good guards, the game can be a lot of fun for following the rules. Otherwise I just kill the guards when I can

You ate my only food...now I'm gonna starve!

Unknown OP.

Is this mugi irl???

Explain

Oh boy! 3 AM

Elitist

no but this is

don't mind me just putting the elitist rules here

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!

>Waifu claiming thread
why not just call it a general?

Just think in just a few short years females will be completely obsolete

But still without a doubt a faggot

No, you can't

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OOOOOOOOOOH! You said number 11!

Generally speaking, when the OP is someone that doesn't normally post in the thread and doesn't have one of the general pastas for the OP, the thread gets deleted shortly after everyone moves in because "lol le epic troll" or whatever.

>ran posting naruto
when can i have the preggs?

Nice Feet

Upvoted

Gtfo you filthy swine

Who you callin pinhead?

The last one wasnt so i doubt this one will be. Unless mods are currently reading this convo and be dicks

does anyone want an esdeath story?
>nothing sexual in this one

True that, good guards can make for a fun game where you time out.

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Hey me.

Stop spongebob memeing
I'm cringeo-ken times 10
>you can delete your own posts
sexual preferes but go on

Im OP tho

the time of our ascension is upon us

Yes.

Imagine flat chested esdese
Now THATS hot

Never

shitpost away
but greentext this time

The last thread also had a common OP. Probably THE most common OP.
And it has nothing to do with mods. They delete their own thread.

Make me, dildo

I picked the wrong time to rewatch akame ga kill

>I am OP though so not deleting

come one please.
if you don't i'll go yandere

Are you Squidward?

...it's okay, take your time.

I haven't played in a long time. The only source games I really play is Day of Defeat Source

I'll take your word for it.
Was just saying it would probable given how often it happens. Don't mean to insult.

Goodnight.
youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg

I'm writing a fictional story, kinda like Akame ga kill but less edgy and more romantic

I promise you i wont i love you guys

Okay spongbob, you can be dirty dan now, i just wanna be patrick

but Ran is the yandere in this
"thing"

so you took out Esdeath and Akame?

is that a no

well if your not going to belive me than ehy should i bother

Just post it you nutter

no not the same plot. Just the fact everyone dies is the common theme

It'll be a good time

>Ran-sama

Do it faggot

Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.

I'm hopping off to do some work. Have a good night /waifu/!

Ran out of patrick quotes, good night!

I'm heading to bed, Night /waifu/ ^^

I'm gonna cum on you're waifu while she sleeps.

im telling this in green text to calm people down
>so in grade 12 my last year of highschool before the kate thing
>meet a hot girl who is named tamara
>she is very flirty and I love her
>anyway her boyfriend is in one of my classes
>I find out they are going trough hard times

Night don't let the commies bite.

>green text
>complete sentences
>being this new

this story is actually kinda lame but Ill keep going
> anyway he is clearly a little autistic about it
>she starts thinking she needs to break up with him
>he wants to stay toghether
>i have a class with her and him seperate classes
>I start trying to drive them apart telling them lies that the other said
>should i keep going

I dont want to take the time to look like a oldfag also I could go back to a jumbled paragraph if you like that

>I start trying to drive them apart telling them lies that the other said
>should i keep going

No. Just stop.

Fucking esdeath
youtu.be/0AAO92foBwA

Good night /waifu/

bye, Alice

ok fine but someone dies in this story

yeah yeah im a newfag

Claiming Felix

Have a good night, Alice.

To be honest I'm surprised it wasn't you.

Nyan

Was it a squirrel?

Hello not Schrodinger

no a person but I dont think any anons are lisenting so it would be a waste to keep going maybe another time

gimmie the TL;DR, who was kill and who did it?

Id say Colonel Mustard in the ball-room with the cantlestick

>Ran-sama

Leaving this shit job didn't give me all the positive effects I hoped for but at least it gives me a good opportunity to pretend it did

Keep going I'm all ears.

Meh I'm posting it anyway.
Here is issue 1 of my story
>be me
>be in highschool
>on bus to my house
>bus has to cross bridge
>driver cuts bus off
>bus driver has to swerve
>bus nearly runs over grade schoolers walking home from school
>bus smashes into railing
>it falls into the water
>meanwhile bus is filling up with water
>see some kind of water women tap on one of the cracking windows
>the seawomen show a smug smirk, showing off razor sharp teeth
>i'm freaking out
>bus nearly fills up
>grap childhood friend, Leina
>her ocean blue hair is barely noticeable in the lake
>bus fills up with water
>I grab her
>shes drowning
>i lock lips with her and give her my air
>i break out the back windows and carry Leina out
>swim up to surface
>have to carry her to shore
>kiss her again and give her air
>take in a breath and go back under
>as i kicked my legs trying to get to shore
>the seewomen tear at me
>finally make it to shore
To be continued next time

By the way, this proves you are a sociopath.

We get it, everybody already know he's a sociopath, what are you trying to prove you autist?

This.

The problem is HE doesn't believe it. And admitting your faults is the first step in fixing them.

And if being a sociopath is not a fault, maybe I'm the psycho.

>He's a shitposter and should be treated as such

Though it is fun to see how far he goes

You and Esdeath are completely different but perfectly the same
>pregs

>trying to get a sociopath to admit to being a sociopath

Ima vidya now

Why do you insist on pregging the fox?

it'll not happen

>ok going faster
>k guys starts giving me love letters to give to her
>i throw them out
>heheh.jpg (am i doing it right)
>I feel like a sneaky little bugger
>I get closer to her
>he gets worse starts drinking
>he almost gets me
>I convince him im his friend and would never do that
>fucking moron
>I get him itno a fight with this guy he hates sy he is trying to split them up
>god im good
well its ok man im here just sit back and read my shitty story kek

yes none of this is true and im just making everything up

gardy claimed

because the fox wont preg me

stfu

>Pic related

Why would you want that?

>Ran-sama

My knee is fucked so I'm gonna go lay down
>I feel like I'll get to see some screencaps of your stories
anyway goodnight

>I find out he got drunk and drank anti frezze with a bunch of people
>they are all in hospital
>this one girl goes brain dead
>her parents pull the plug
>school holds a little thiny for her
>they break up
>I move on her
>we dont go out
>fucking whore
>move on to the lovely kate

ok im done I skipped over allot of fun stuff but you get it

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