Hey Sup Forums im 23 years old and falling for the most beautiful sweetest girl ever.
Everyday we just talk shit and play video games together watch movies and walk the dog.. we've grown so close and 100% are compatible. The only problem is shes 14..
What should i do Sup Forums?
I understand wanting to fuck a 14 years old. But you enjoy her intellectually? Talking with her and shit?
Nigger you are sick.
>le epic 14yo gril story bait thread xDDD
>inb4 le epic pretend outrage xDDDD
>inb4 le constant bumps by pedos hoping for child porn xDDDDD
Lol.
But seriously bros pls help
Pathetic basement dwelling virgin that never leaves Sup Forums frm the moment he wakes up to the moment he sleeps.
Do you have any friends? Hobbies? Kek ur pathetic
If you want it get it. Befriend her parents, and enjoy the ride. Start saving for her college and your future together.
Fuck her mom until she turns 18, then fuck her. Then fuck her and her mom at the same time. Make sure to kill her dad too, that nigger might fuck shit up for you. Or better yet kill her after sex then you can still have sex with her and then eat her mom; or just fuck her dad and eat them both. Or, go buy a cheese Danish and then masturbate; then kill them all and fuck their dog.
wait till she is legal, but at that point she might get bored with you and move on.
I just reported this thread to the fbi
You should at least see her naked.
I bet she has some nice tits
yup here it is your stndard saturday night pedo thread where all the newfags takke the bait
Not as good as original but still decent
>/mlp/
Report yourself to the FBI also, faggot.
I just reported your bullshit to the Bullshit Police.
I just reportered the fbi to this thread. That'll show those fuckers to break the law. God I love oranges.
A buddy of mine teaches math to 8th graders. I don't judge. He says that he'd never do anything even though a lot of the girls who have their braces off are actually kind of hot, even at 12-13 years old. He says the weirdest part of being attracted to a few of the girls but those girls being annoying as hell at that age. He says that intellectually they have trouble communicating about anything other than the day's lesson. The girls just aren't on that level even though some of them try to be and make eyes at him.
She wears crop tops all the time her tits are amazing their DDs
Pic of said 8th graders?
Hey op relax everyone knows you're bullshitting
i call bullshit
your insults are as predictable and unoriginal and your pedo threads xD
Whos OP? Thats not me8
This is a picture of Melvin the power pole.
> still cant argue the fact that ur a pathetic faggot that spends hour of his day on Sup Forums
> tries to insult to cover it up
>/mlp/
>fedora
>9gag
>minecraft
I don't have any. He's never sent any and I've never asked for any pics of them.
I feel ya dawg, I've fucked two different 16 year olds and I'm 28.
Fucking tight pussy and teddies. I'm big on asses so they'll let me French their cute asses. HNNNNNNGGG
smash and dash bro
>/mlp/
>walmart search for fedora
>minecraft 404 challenge
>9gag
>acne removal surgery
>people think this isn't bait
Please do it for a brother. Btw why dont you ask him to take an 8th grader and maybe you and ur buddy can have a threesome with her i heard middleschool girls love that shit
> when you're born a degenerate
'Sup Melvin
>not realizing it's bait
>being this new
JUST
any good onion links?
>that spends hour of his day
you're absolutely correct. i only spend an hour of my day here. :)
> on Sup Forums
> crying about degenerates
HA! I've never understood how buddies can have 3-ways with each other. That'd be the weirdest thing to just be in the same room with something sexual happening. Titty bars are weird enough for me already. Where would teachers even do the deed with their students?
>Letting societies bullchit dictate whats acceptable or not
Stay boring bro, and by bro I mean never my bro, phaggot
Nope you spend your day here more like it. Its okay to admit you have hobbies or social skills hence why ur always on Sup Forums
How'd u know it's minecraft 404 challenge?
> love that shit
yea and then they tell their friends and word spreads and the teacher gets fired and put on sex offender and pedophilia lists, it happened to a teacher of mine in high school
A lot of times we- i mean people thats not me just invite them to our house or even drive them from school to somewhere like an abandoned building.
They can easily make up excuses if their parents ask. They honestly get drugged on the D
>Its okay to admit you have hobbies or social skills
okay.
i have hobbies :)
i have social skills :)
What you mean why would an 8th grader tell her friends that her teacher pounded her tight pussy as she rode him?
Talking shit online every hour of the day doesnt count ;^)
That's the other thing I've never understood. Of course the kids are going to talk. These kids aren't on the same level as grown ups. They don't have the life experience to understand discretion.
because thats what girls do, they always spill everything to their friends
ill becone a pedophile then, stick it to the man. so i can show society how different i am
i cant believe i even have to say this, STAY AWAY FROM HER. Unless you want to be seen as a creep by her family and friends. you Sup Forums niggas are retarded
Pls dont call the mods on me
MODS
MODS
MODS
because i love ruining other people's fun
RIP THREAD
omfg WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENING
y post this u sickfuck?
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What was it?
Not sick, just retarded. He finds her intellectually stimulating because he has the cognitive processes of a preteen.
>responds to a post literally screenshotting what it was and still asking what it was
good lord you are retarded
MODS MODS MODS
dude.. you can't to that with a turtle
This is clearly an image of an underage child engaging in sexual acts that are disturbing and inappropriate for a girl her age. How shocking.
I haven't typed this sentence in years, but now I have to..
epic fail
newfags
ugh
you are both extremely autistic
ikr
who would have thought it was possible to do that with a fire extinguisher
This.
Hebe/pedophelia summed up in one sentence.
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> implying having sex is bad
You should have a seat over there.
This
I understand that 99% of preteens are retarded spoiled little shit bags.
But ive met a few in my lifetime that were pretty smart and clever for their age.
Im sorry you only know retarded kids.
But there are a few that can hold their own in a good mature conversation.
kek
>100% are compatible
its like putting a HDMI in micro usb
MOAR
fucking nasty shit
retards