be me

> be me
> be home alone
> dont know how to cook
> moms not back untill monday
> pic related is fridge
pls help

eggs sausages cheese and any vegetables you have, crack them all into a pan and you've got an omelette, youtube how to do it, 6 year olds can..

and if those are tortillas you can be gourmet as fuck and make a breakfast burrito

check your bottom drawer, there is a pack of rice, boil that then get some oil into a pan and steak that chicken i left in the freezer. be home soon love mom

grill up some fucking raw meat you pussy faggot

step 1. attain raw meat
step 2. season with rub and spices
step 3. cook on grill or cast iron pan. You can use stainless steel (if youre a pussy)
step 3. eat meat

you can add steamed, baked or grilled veggies

if thats not enough cook rice and stop being a nigger

dont be so mean to him darling, remember he has autism

Clean your fridge you dirty cunt

MOMS GONNA FREAK

sorry dear

If you've got bread, throw some butter on it and some of that pineapple, delicious

>fill pot with juice
>put sausages into it
>simmer on low heat for 10 minutes
>add pineapple bits
>crack 6 eggs into it
>drain away the juice
>lay it out on tortilla
>top with cheese and grill until golden brown

op wont do it

that sounds disgusting

just drink the juice no need to waste nutrients, cook the hot dogs with egg and pineapple in an omelette or scramble

Eggs nigger. Butter a pan and fry until they look edible.

What's so disgusting about a Hawaiian wrap?

eh
you still got eggs to cook and eat
for the whole weekend

hot dog and eggs cooked in cheap juice sounds disgusting

>remove everything from the fridge
>clean those disgusting shelves
>throw all that shit into the garbage
>go get ream food

Eat bread until she gets back

sounds icky should i really do it

Dont think it will last

Hawaiian culture is disgusting.

Is that even a real thing

the sausage looks a bit shit but with real sausages it's quite good

NO ONE CHECKED THIS FAGGOTS QUINTS GOOD LORD

the fuck kind of horrific tastes do you have? are you a dog?

what does the freezer look like op

RIP OP

made beans and rice
might try some of your other suggestions tomorow
thanks Sup Forums

This is fucking disappointing OP

Where's the fucking meat

i have no meat except for sandwich ham and 4 sausaces

Why not just cook egg?
Put oil in pan. Get 1 egg or how much of your choice. Crack and put egg on a bowl. Get fork and spin that son of a bitch until you think its finish. Should be yellow. Put it on the pan when its smoking.