Ok Sup Forums I'm drunk as shit and am open to persuasion. Convince me to vote Trump

Ok Sup Forums I'm drunk as shit and am open to persuasion. Convince me to vote Trump.

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Perform a lobotomy on yourself.

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Here is a complete list of reasons to vote for Trump.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Out of both our shitty candidates this year, he's the only one that tells you straight to your face when he's lying.

he hates niggers as much as us

You've convinced me.

so you can be edgy and maybe get to suck Milo's cock.

If I did what she did, wouldn't it just be murdered?

Ice pick me bro

I appreciate your concern.

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I fuck niggers. If I can still do that under Trump, he's got my vote

Why does Bull look so fucking dead? Like I get he's old, but fuck...

maybe its tough being president and then growing old after doing that shit

Good thing I'm just young and shit posting on the internet

nice excuse Bill

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He's a two faced lying piece of shit who'll insult you one minute and then say how much he admires you the next.

Oh, wait....

>all around me are familiar faces, worn out faces, worn out places

He lost weight after going vegan because of really shitty health. Look it up friend

Millie Weaver isn't enough reason?

You guys have convinced me. Jill Stein 2016!

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Ending in 666 will summon trump.

is he pointing at a mirror

If you dont actually care about the nation and want to be the laughingstock of the world and just want to hurt people different than you, then vote for the tiny finger cheeto. Im sure he wont start WWIII THAT soon.

OP, what is your major in college?

Good point. WWIII probably won't be started til someone else takes the bait. And he won't start it with Putin. Gotta get Germany in early too. So WWIII set for 2019 faggots. Prepare yourselves.

Both secondary education and psych.

Because Hilary is a lying criminal who's been in congress for years and hasn't done shit.
Trump goes out of his way without cameras rolling to do good in the world.
With a strong set of advisers he will lead the country into a better direction.
Hilary wants to open up our borders even more to basically anyone who wants to come without screening or vetting.
Trump wants to get rid of illegal immigrants, he's not racist.
He wants people to go through the proper process to get into the country.

Ok

>Wants to build a useless, expenisive wall and ruins any relationship with mexico
>wants to fuck his own daughter
>has many failed businesses; lied about still owning trump steaks, trump magazine, water bottles, etc.
>Is a fantastic retard. A tremendous retard. The best retard money can buy
>Faked an ankle injury to get out of the vietnam war, yet played tennis or something in college during the same time
>Knows nothing about politics
>Has the brain of a five year old

And watch this, and other Trevor Noah clips (on trump)

youtube.com/watch?v=2FPrJxTvgdQ

Of course he wont start it with him. He IS on the Russian mafias rolls. Why would he bite the hand that feeds him? My bet is he lets Russia get away with whatever they want. Maybe even tacitly helping the tyrant.

right because that crazy lady isn't on tape bragging about Qaddafi's death and arming isis in Syria and totally fucking the Ukraine and what difference does it make right? you dumb fuck...

But Trump is a lying criminal too. Hell he's in the pocket of the russian mafia. Id rather support an American criminal than a communist cock sucker.

Fuck I miss John Stewart

You got any proof of what you just said? No? Ok then.

OP also lives in florida. So my vote actually matters a lot.

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>Useless wall kik
>Speculation
>What business owner hasn't failed in areas
>Nigger babble
>yet played tennis or something
You don't even fucking know for sure.
>Knows nothing about politics
This is why he has advisers and there's this thing called learning.
>Opinion

Well never mind, I don't think that being a high school teacher or a psychologist is going to be taken over by immigrants.

>fist president in decades that would put the needs of the US before other nations
>first president that would actually push for enforcing our illegal immigration laws
>lower taxes for middle class. By a lot
>isn't politically correct. Will state the facts and his opinions openly on matters. He isn't afraid of offending people if they're doing dumb shit
> 4 to 8 more years of meme
>we'll get a non liberal replacement supreme Court Justice so our Constitution won't get destroyed by a majority liberal supreme court.
> he's really just an awesome dude

Hope this helps OP

>You don't even fucking know for sure.
would you like me to look up the exact fucking details?

How about you cite sources of this?
Its not secret that the Clinton's are shady fucking swine who takes money to give favors for what I called the special needs groups.

Nah. I'm white, so I have job security.

Yes please.

hes not a woman

Your 'businessman' had a number of casinos go bankrupt under him. You have to be a special kind of stupid to lose money on 51% house odds.

Once you go black...

You actually gave real points instead of bitching like a faggot. Much appreciated.

Why is everyone always saying trump hates niggers?

maybe it'd keep your students from being latino refugees that aren't taught how to read by their own parents.

Solid point...

The girlfriend has a class of preschoolers. 100% niggers. You may have just sold me.

So he had some failed ventures doesn't change the fact he's majorly successful.
When Clinton has had a history stacked with negative and criminal activities followed by few good things.
If the most you can bring up is he's failed a couple times in the business department I'd say the choice is clear.

Damk memes aplenty for 4 years with trump.

I watch this TYT video a while ago, I'm watching it now

youtube.com/watch?v=eLydb7K6zmY

You forgot, he's fycked hordes of bitches

The wall has already been payed for. We just haven't built it. The money has been allocated since Bush, so it costs us nothing now.

4 businesses declared a bankruptcy for restructuring purposes, not deficit of money reasons. That's 4 out of about 97 other businesses that are doing fine

And the rest is not an argument. Maybe liberals should look for sources other than entertainers for their political facts. It makes you look foolish in front of your peers.

Actually you dumb shit fuckers

The country was designed so that anyone either common sense could run it....Hense the whole checks and balances thing


Also, what has voting for experienced politicians gotten us?

The best and only reason to vote for Trump is because the politically correct social justice media desperately does not want you to.

They are under the impression that they control you. They say dance, and you do it. They say vote, and you ask for who.

I don't like Trump. I don't agree with him. I don't have a problem with Mexicans or Muslims.

What I hate, more than anything, is the hypocritical, condescending, smug, elitist daily insult that is the Democratic party, and their propaganda mouthpiece CNN, MSNBC, HuffPo, and the rest.

I've voted Democrat my entire life. Never again. I'll vote for Hitler over brainwashed mind-control. The more they call me a racist, or xenophobe, or Islamophobe, or moron, the more positive I am of my position. The more condescending they are, the more I move away from the political left that I once embraced.

I have a doctorates in applied physics. I'm not an uneducated hillbilly. I'm not a white person. I'm not racist. I just fucking hate what a politically-correct nightmare America has become, and know that it will grow worse under Hillary.

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>You forgot, he's fycked hordes of bitches
A man I can look up to.

Who the fuck would put the same stroke weight on a smaller font size as the main heading....and fucking centre-align it...should be aligned on outside edged...where'd you get this shit?
Its shitly made.

Not just any venture, but one that has odds literally in your favor. Literally .51 cents of every dollar dropped in a casino belongs to the house. And he went bankrupt. I would NEVER trust anyone that bankrupted a casino with anything more complex than a lemonaid stand, and even then I'd make sure there was a 12yo to watch his ass.

The presidency is, at its very core, an entry level position. It's that way by design.

I want a real source, not YouTube or wiki

they link this in the description

washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/07/20/what-donald-trump-was-up-to-while-john-mccain-was-suffering-as-a-prisoner-of-war/

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I'm writing you in on the ballot man

if you ever once had the thought to vote for hillary just end your life instead, I don't want you on this planet

The Washington post is left wing as fuck and they lie all the time

That's the best piece of advice I got in this whole fucking thread.

What fantasy world do you live in?

>Dr. Niggerbritches
I would write that in too

This guy gets it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH THIS GUY TAKES THE YOUNG TURKS SERIOUSLY AHHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

What red pill world do you live in?

Oh fuck. That nigger has his doctorate? Definitely voting for him.

I was going to vote for Hillery. Twice. But because of this well thought out piece you have convinced me otherwise. I will now be voting for Trump. Twice.

Agreed, liberal shit rag

Thank you. Drunk wisdom kicks in every now and again.

Show me your butthole with time stamp, and I'll be more open minded

I don't like TYT opinions, but generally they are factual

No problem mayne.

Mountain out of mole hill.

I live in the fantastical mystical real world. Where you have to work and pay your bills and women who are attractive aren't your gf.

I hope he changes his last name to Niggerbritches.

Dr. Niggerbritches 2016 all the way

Does anyone have a actually unbiased report of what went down. I've read some really dumb shit and it's all unbelievable.

I do work and pay bills. I work 6-7 days a week not because I have to, but because I want to. At an American company, that makes a made in America product.

I'm working at an elementary school teachers aid right now. The mexicans mexican't even read or say abcs in third grade.

It's all parents fault too. I'm sure some of their families could be deported. But they don't call it 'No Child Gets Ahead' for nothing.

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vote Trump
just that

>mole hill
if it's such a small problem why is it confirmed she destroyed evidence after receiving a subpoena

Trump has shown willingness to break the current mold of politics. He may have a vested interest in keeping the rich in power but you know where he stands rather than the poisonous venom being passed off as the other candidates. He is a hero by no means, he might actually be an idiot. But we understand and except this. Why not redefine what it means to be a politician? There is a swirling bullshit tornado being thrown around and Trump stops it like the wall he intends to build; and that's the thing. He's pandering to his audience and we know it. Someone like Hillary, what is her end goal? Does she have secret dealings? Wallstreet? Money? Power? Maybe. We don't know because she's secret. Every minute she is alive she is scheming and I think doing it well enough to fly under the radar. In a weird way Trump gives power back to the people bwcause we realize and understand his bullshit, his pandering, his lies. We know what he wants to gain, we understand his methods, and we get he's an idiot. That's the point.

You're ignoring the fact that theres competition. Any industry that is profiting will attract competition. The competition will charge less and less to compete for your patronage as the business innovates and gains efficiency. These are basic economic principles.