Police detective has bottle of alcohol in his desk

>police detective has bottle of alcohol in his desk

>character takes out cell phone, turns it on, opens up texting function, texts someone and receives a response, all in about 3 seconds, typing on a shitty, small touchscreen with the speed of a '50s secretary.

>closes blinds in office
>loosens tie
>takes a pull

>movie has a female character screaming really loudly
>parents think I'm watching porn

...

This meme is dead now.

i wouldnt mind havin a pull right now!

>b-but my hard drive full of ebin fred may mays

Pepe has been dead for over a year now you newfag cunt.

...

Yet the Fred meme is still trying to kill him. Sure thing, brah.

Nah, it's just funny to see you r9k autists get so mad over it.

How do you watch long movies with your family? Do you pause it every time someone has to leave the room? The only person that stays seated besides me is my dad. He too hates people disengaging from a film. We're looking forward to BvS Ultimate Edition.

...

>He thinks Pepe is a "flash in the pan" meme
You sound like the "new friend" to me.

Ah Pepe; eases the pain.

>not keeping a bottle of 151 in your desk for friday afternoon shots with your coworkers

what did you mean by this

...

What if I told you the frog program was real and everyone that posts in this thread is a cuck or kissless virgin

>you're a loose cannon!
>turn in your badge and gun

>police detective sleeps on his couch