Get me laid Sup Forums
Dubs decide
>No dumb shit
Get me laid Sup Forums
Hi I'm op and I'm a faggot. Tits plz?
Let's get to the point are we going to fuck?
I'd like to lick your mom's butthole
Send nude pics already you fucking whore
Hey bitch show me your shithole man
Have you ever juggled farts?
You into cake farts
Oh shit, waddup!?
I want to ram my dick so HARD! in your pussy, that you wouldn't be able to walk for YEARS! FUCK! I'm so horny! Cum suck my dick. You dirty slut!
I have a couple of beers in the back of my car, want to drive to a park and chillax?
You look like you browse tumblr. What are your pronouns, babe?
Rolling for this... Plus "it's dat boi"
Before we continue this conversation..i just need to know: When we eventually fuck, would you have any objection to me eating jelly beans from your butt hole?
Roll
God i really wanna fucking rape you and choke the life out of you.
Why didn't you stop 9/11?
Kindness roll
Dicks out for Harambe.
Winrar!
I heard there was a really pretty girl named Julia looking to go on a date tommorow night, know where I can find her?
>winrar
Kek
Roll
Winrar
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I love you so much. So I was wondering if I can plant my seed into you. So in 9 months we will create a perfect child (no daughter) and we will raise him to cut down trees and build a house from his bare hands. So will you fuck me slut?
This certainly falls in line with what I expected. You are not a newfag!
Autism kek
Time to deliver op
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Winrar
Op has left the thread
Op here actually started talking to her and she's chill
I am
I love you
Go ahead and kill yourself
"There is actually a bunch of anonymous people rolling for a chance to get to say things to you."
He luvz
>Says dubs decide what he says
>bitches out
OP is a faggot, kys
SHE LOOKS UGLY AND FAT
oh hey baby im just busy sucking tyrones cock, wanna join me?
Someone send this to a tinder match....PLEASEE
I would, but I don't know how to take a screenshot on my phone..that and this chick is cool as fuck. Thats right, I'm being a little bitch.