Hello Sup Forumsrothers, I need help from you sick fucks. Need help with coming up with a revenge plan for my ex that won't land me in the ass rape city for the next decade.
Last night I walked in on my now ex and another dude in her bed. So after barely managing not to murder them both in cold blood I just walked out and got shitfaced. Its morning now and I am trying to figure out a plan.
Big point of approach is the cafe she owns, would be great to burn that down but arson is pretty easy to spot, it would be great to get the place closed for health and safety or some such. Any ideas welcome.
find a guy to fuck you in the ass and 'accidentally' send her the video. make her think she turned you gay. that'll show her.
Kevin Gomez
Just post about it on Facebook so everyone will know, and judge. Then move on.
Ryder Reyes
She owns a cafe? Just spread a bunch of lies on Yelp. Do it on every business review site and you don't really need to show evidence for it unless you're called out.
Brayden Reyes
I think the real question here is, where are the nudes?
John Brooks
dubs knows
Gavin Evans
I'm sure her decision was your fault
Alexander Moore
Walk away and don't look back.
Camden Howard
Considering the parts of your personality you've revealed to us with your post, there's probably a reason that she wasn't fully committed.
Andrew Kelly
no homo I'll most likely do that anyway
don't have any, if i did they would b already all over her facebook.
Realest advice in this thread, but OP seems like a weak willed emotionally driven human, who fell for a cheater, so I doubt he will listen.
Lincoln Collins
Bumping
Camden Murphy
I wouldn't say weak willed because the urge to make the fucker shit his teeth out over the course of a week was strong yet I managed to just walk away, but I see your point.
Ethan Smith
Meet up with a bugchaser on craiglist and let him suck on a straw you take from the cafe. the next time you show, buy a cofee to go, and replace the straw with your other one. Offer it back to your ex saying that you'd like to be adults about this and there is no hurt feelings. fast forward a couple of weeks and she has syphilis/ Herpes. Haha. Do it you pussy.
Cooper Lee
>Fuck her dog >Post pics w/timestamp >Profit???
Christian Cox
So you broke up and she is getting laid and has moved on or she cheated on you and you broke up? If it's the first then do as she is and go get some new tail, try to fuck one of her friends or family member. If it's the second you probably should have gone ape shit at the time, get some mice/rats/roaches or other bugs and let them lose in her work.
Luis Green
There was no break up per se, I busted her while we were in a relationship, the relationship ended as soon as i saw the other dude. I walk out, curtains.
Brandon Foster
>Blaming the guy instead of your girl
he had no responsibilities but your girl
Andrew Clark
He knew.
Nathan Johnson
is this loss?
Christopher Lewis
so what. its not a nice move, but he was single. Your girlfriend wasnt. to be brave wasnt his job., it was hers
Ian Edwards
Grow the fuck up and move on, no wonder she fucked another guy
David Morris
The fault is yours for attaching yourself so much to someone..
Luis Martinez
Go back and talk to her, make out you want to sort things out then wait till she is asleep and super glue her cunt shut.
Cooper Phillips
You're pretty fucking slow user
Eli Collins
Don't get me wrong I do still blame her, but it takes two to cheat So much this.
