Amerifrauds

Really stimulates the synapses.

Americans are frauds

What's your problem Winston

>their best """""""""sport"""""""" is a fucking bike

The ONLY table that matters

>the Olympics is a medal contest for nations rather than individual athletes

keep it on Sup Forums

really makes you think

Really makes you think

I thought americans were best at basketball

hmm...

the tournament is still going

Since there are so many swimming events why don't countries focus on producing great swimmers like we did?

There's no water in or around the UK. None at all. You can't expect them to take up swimming.

No the water is too cold to swim. So they use boats. Getting a bit chilly is unacceptable

Nigga ur country is an island, just get more swimmers. There is literally nothing stopping you

>Britannia rules the waves
>drowns

>great shitstain is running their teaholes now that they're in far-second.
Well, at least the Australians are perma-cucked.

you're literally fucked once phelps retires

enjoy losing that 10 medal crutch

i-it's cold

BUT WAIT...

HAHAHAHAHA!

AMERISWIMS OUT OUT OUT!!

>a fucking bike
>a fucking stylistic leap into water

The only real sport is being able to swim faster than anyone

>being proud of this obviously doping athlete
Yep she swims times that rank her in the top 50 men as a "natural woman"

Pull the other one mate, she won't make it to the next olympics and I doubt her current olympic record will stand

>Football: 1 medal
>Volleyball: 1 medal

>Swimming: 50+ medals

>United States of Ledecky 2020
Screenshot this.

There should still be swimming just based on distance.

There is no logical explanation why there's backstroke yet no backwards running event.

EXPOSED

>b-but you can't call us ameriswims when you get all your golds by cycling

blown the fuck out we're literally the best sporting nation in the world, not abusing 50 events in swimming

>There is no logical explanation why there's backstroke yet no backwards running event.
There's speed walking, jumping over hurdles, steeplechase, etc.

>britcycles honestly believe this

IOC gets billions from US media

US people only watch if US is winnning because amercians are very patriotic

a+b= dozens of swimming medals because thats the one sport where they dominate

meanwhile chinese get limited number of athletes in sport they are good at, for instance table tennis only 2, weightlifting there is also a limit, they cant send athletes to all weight classes etc

medal count is rigged just enjoy the sport

Are you too poor to afford heated pools Mohammed?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Go get your legs blown off you butthurt cuck

>he really believes this

kek that delusion

Is a bike an athlete?

But cycling can actually be used as a mode of transport.

>meanwhile chinese get limited number of athletes in sport they are good at,
Same goes for the U.S.

>meanwhile chinese get limited number of athletes in sport they are good at, for instance table tennis only 2, weightlifting there is also a limit, they cant send athletes to all weight classes etc
This isn't true iirc it's a limit of 2-3 qualified athletes per event. Each weight group is an even each swimming race is an event ect ect
>medal count is rigged just enjoy the sport
Probably and yes

i'm not sure why this point is relevant. yeah, the US has heavy exposure to a large group of different but related events.

>countries without the sports they're good at perform less as well!

Wow. Scoop of the century!

great thread my friend

Fencing (one of the sports from Paris 1896) is limited to 10 events, so they had to pause events that were there since 1920.

1920: Fencing: 6 events, Swimming: 16 events
1984: Fencing: 8 events, Swimming: 29 events
2016: Fencing: 10 events, Swimming: 34 events

>Britain have a gold in both diving and swimming

D O M I N A N T

Their best sport is... Shit you don't have one

These threads are so pathetic lmao

>2nd place
>half the medals
Kek

he dropped out of 75% of the events this year and were still dominating. lol get fucked

yuropoors spend all of their time obsessing over a child's game of faeries and flopping, except for the 2 weeks every 4 years when they discover the virtue of sports plurality which will be promptly dismissed at the end of those 2 weeks..

ITT: British insecurity

GB would be beating the US if you took away all our medals. Congratulations, Britfags.

How would that make us fraudulent? Fucking retards.

The obvious jealousy is spewing.

>great swimmers like we did

Phelps and a nigger? 2020 is gonna be grim for you guys.

There's only two medals for that though so it wouldn't help these insecure shitposters push their narrative

Really tickles the temples.

Cycling is more of a proper sport than splishy spash.

Name one swimming championship that is held in the same regard as Tour De France.

This. Makes zero sense that team sports count as one medal.

Phelps can flop around 5 different ways for 5 different medals but 11 athletes contributing to a soccer gold counts as one?

>who is Katie Ledecky

All vehicular """""""sports""""""" should be eliminated. Anything involving a bike or a boat isn't a real sport.

>The United Swims of America

>implying we care about medal tables more than the one Olympian that matters

Can't wait for the bald eagle to cuck the hue's tomorrow

>Countries have fewer medals when you remove their athletes' most successful disciplines

Interedasting, GB a fountain of wisdom yet again.

itt: anglo insecurity

Willy Wetter 2015

how is it that a sport can be more “proper” than another

It's obvious you're buttmad over getting absolutely kek'd on in the pool.

>literally a nation of sailors
>can't even fucking swim

>Great Biketian

Too poor for cars or what?

Puck ball?

Sailors use a boat.

Caring about medal totals is retarded when team sports count as one medal.

I watch for individual accomplishments and the sports that I like.

Having to resort to meme as fuck sports like swimming and cycling to bolster some abritrary argument is fucking retarded

fuck off dude, whats your problem?

you dont want to win the medal count?

Come on guys, let the poor British folks have this. It's one of the few instances they can delude themselves into thinking they're superior and relevant.

He's a self-hating cuck

Why is it always the Brits that come up with random shit to justify their inferiority?

>all these people not understanding the table

Americans really are dumb lol

>Swimming for 50m
>Swimming this way for 100m
>Swimming that way for 100m
>Another way for 100m
>Now on your back for 100m
>Now do that all over again for 200m
>Now do that again after the other as team
>Now do that as a team again for 200m each
Jesus christ, this is ridiculous. Too much swimming in this shit.

>Britannia rules the waves
>wins the most sailing medals
Sounds about right

>all these people disparaging rowing

Literally the most physically strenuous sport in existence. Makes everything else look like a children's game.

most popular sports in the world:
>football: 1 medal
>rugby: 1 medal
>basketball: 1 medal
>volleyball:1 medal
Meanwhile:
>Swimming: until USA leads the medal table
this is ridiculous. swimming is not a popular sport at all.

>football
2 medals
>rugby
2 medals
>basketball
2 medals
>volleyball
2 medals + 2 medals for beach volleyball

but yeah, doesn't compare with the 34 medals for swimming

Swimming has had this many events for a long time. Every country could see how it worked and none of them took advantage of it as much as the US.

Cry harder you ugly cunt.

Really made me think. The number of modalities in swimming is ridiculous.

This really triggers Americans, doesn't it?

Guess it's hard to face reality.

desu the olympics aren't about the most popular sports, since they all have more relevant international championships.


why do people complain about swimming so much but not track?

if australia can compete, so can you. quit being whiny cunts, it's unbecoming.

not clear what the issue here is? any one can create any metric to change the order. you pricing competency over arithmetic? nice

> "If we imagine hard enough, we can be the winners!"

This is how you lost the Empire, BritBros.

This
Only people that put down rowing are people who have never tried

Americans are so pathetic they have to bribe the ioc to keep 1000 swimming events because they cant handle the fact that china beat them in 08

36 swimming events is bullshit desu mate

Seriously, rowing sucks. If you're not going down a river just buy or rent a motorized boat. You're not a savage, you deserve it

swimming is bloated as fuck competition wise . do we really need 30 + (both genders) competitions for what is basically what, four/five different swimming styles?

no worse than running

Good table. Just need to add per capita

>but not track
Because it's almost impossible to be good at more than 2 distances (3 if you include long jump but sprinters don't long jump anymore)
100m 200m plus relays

If you added more sprinting events like 100m with one hand on your head, 100m with both hands on your hip ect ect than it would be a stupid amount of medals like swimming

because america doesnt dominate track

But you do row down rivers...
Also
>Seriously, swimming sucks. If you're not going a short distance just buy or rent a motorized boat. You're not a savage, you deserve it

You don't

What did he mean by this?

>usa doesn't dominate track and field
>has 5 times the amount of medals of the next closest nation