I am paranoid that my girlfriend might be cheating on me so I always smell her pussy whenever she has been out anywhere...

I am paranoid that my girlfriend might be cheating on me so I always smell her pussy whenever she has been out anywhere. Just now she went to the grocery store and back and says "It's impossible I could have done anything in such a short time!" but I still want to smell it to make sure, and she won't let me. I'm freaking out that she might have fucked someone else. Should I dump her? Why won't she let me smell her?

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You should dump her so she doesn't have to live with such autism.

Why is it autistic? Explain. If there is cum in there I could probably tell by the scent, right?

:)

Oh yeah you totally could. It would smell just like your moms breath

you are literally a fucking idiot. if you think shes cheating then leave her, don't waste your time. if you think you're overreacting then dont and man the fuck up you baby back bitch.

This is b8

Also, do you think I could tell which race of male she has cheated on me with by the smell of the cum? Does black people's cum smell different? Not that it matters much but if she's been with a nigger I want to insult her about it.

I am not an idiot. In fact my intelligence is very high. I am just not the best in social situations. And there is a problem with each of your suggested solutions:

1. If I think she's cheating and thus leave her for it, and it turns out she isn't cheating, then I left her for no good reason.

2. If I might be overreacting, and she has nothing to hide, all she would need to do to prove her innocence is to keep letting me smell her pussy when she's been out. What's the problem? Takes like 15 seconds.

Only someone beta on Sup Forums would come up with this shit

>Beta finally gets ugly gf
>Becomes super paranoid because of anxiety problems of staying inside too much
>whenever gf leaves he thinks shes cheating
>slowly pushes her away with constant cunt smelling

My mother is dead. And before you ask - No, I did not forget to reply to a post. It was long before that, so I don't have to feel any guilt. I was not involved in her death at all, and no one can prove that I would have anything to do with it.

Not if there's constantly cum in there. Then you'd only know the scent of cum vag.

The only solution for this dilemma is to demand your mom let you smell her spermless snatch. It's the only way to get the necessary reference to know for sure.

I am not claiming to be the master of relationships or the perfect role-model that all males should aspire to become similar to. I just want to be happy, same as everyone else.

You cant be serious dude. ..
So much autism

>no one can prove that i would have anything to do with it

OP confirmed for motherkiller.

If you keep doing that then she WILL leave you. The reason you're paranoid is because you DON'T want her to leave you.
Therefore, find a healthy way to get over your worries. Talk to a doctor or something

My mother is dead and I had nothing to do with that. Leave her out of this.

I have smelled her vagina enough to know the difference between regular smell and the cum-smell after I have finished inside of her. I have done my research, thank you very much.

I'm pretty happy when ever I smell some snatch. I can see why you're bummed, if my gf didn't let me get a whif of her cunt I'd get pretty pissed too. She is totally cheating on you. Why else wouldn't a girl in healthy relationship let you stick your face between her legs after going to the store. But to be completely sure you should knock her out and get a magnifying glass so you get a good look. That what all guys do when their girl goes to the store. What the fuck is she thinking, denying you a basic right of all sane males.

"Sorry , I don't feel like visiting today. Every time I walk out the door he demands to smell my vagina"

How don't you see the autism there op?

Can you come up with a better way to check if she is cheating on me? If so, I am all ears. Until then I will keep smelling her pussy though.

That is not true.

Thank you - That is good advice. What kind of doctor do you recommend for this problem?

Good catch

Ya, nah makes sense OP.

Think about it - she has let you smell her vagina before.

She has just left the house for easily longer than intercourse takes on average.

Now she will not allow you to smell her vagina.

Preeeeeety obvious whats happened, mate-o.

She's cheated on your and doesn't want you to find out.

To be fair, pretty genius idea, OP.

Lol

>She is totally cheating on you. Why else wouldn't a girl in healthy relationship let you stick your face between her legs after going to the store.

That is exactly what I am thinking too, and it scares me. She is the first girlfriend I have ever had and the first person who has ever loved me. But I cannot stay with her if she has cheated on me. Never. Then she must suffer the consequences of her actions, in this life and the next.

If she wanted to smell my penis then I wouldn't have a problem with that. However, she knows I do not cheat because I rarely go outside.

>nothing to do with it

>not true

Nobody is buying your cunt smelling ruse OP, where is the body?

solid logic there user, there is no way she wouldn't let you smell her vagina unless of course she has something to hide.

you've got her boxed in - just demand a confession

She just went to take a shower so now the evidence is lost either way, and from what my fellow Sup Forumsrothers have told me, all girls are liars and cannot be trusted so her word has no value and her promises are pointless.

Thank you. I feel like more men should just smell their girlfriends pussies if they are worried about her cheating. Cum does not lie.

Dude you're a fucking loser! What's it like having another man's cum grace your nostrils while sucking on pre-beat labial meat?

You do realize when she finally leaves, everybody will know about the super paranoid pussy sniffer that got cucked.

I nutted on her face and you're worried about smelling it in her pussy.

Cuck

She will not confess. I have confronted her before and she says I am just naturally paranoid because of the way I am, but that she loves me nonetheless. However, she does seem to get agitated and frustrated with me each time for no logical reason, so I think she's hiding something.

I do not want to talk about my mother. She had an accident and I was not in any way involved with it. It was not my fault and the investigators couldn't find anything.

...

>You do realize when she finally leaves, everybody will know about the super paranoid pussy sniffer that got cucked.

No. If she is cheating on me, I will make sure she doesn't get the chance to tell anyone about it. Actions must have consequences, and consequences will never be the same.

OP... I have a confession, I came inside your girlfriend.
I'm sorry, please don't kill me.

Have a good day.

Also, check em.

I will not kill the man unless he knew she was in a relationship with me.

Op right about now

You do realize women don't wait until a relationship is over to air their personal laundry to their friends right? Like literally if she has gotten close with any other female then they also know you snort pussy out of self conscious fear.

Revenge is always best served nude. Post some pics of this slut. We can tell just by looking at her if she's a cheating skank

That is very degrading and I hope that you are incorrect.

People already look down on me sometimes and I feel like, primarily based on your replies in this thread so far, for some reason this way of checking if my girlfriend is cheating one seems socially difficult to accept.

She both looks and acts super sweet and innocent. She was a virgin when we got together. I believe that fully because it was very difficult for me to get my penis inside of her even though we used lubrication that was PH neutral and recommend to me by my friend Nigel who is good with women.

We won't know till you post some pics, nigel sounds like your one true love. Im starting to think you dont have a gf and this is really all about nigel's big pulsating cock

>couldn't find anything

actions must have consequences

So let me get this right, Jack - you killed your mother because of how her pussy smelt, and now you are gonna make it a double homicide to boot?

Tell us where the body is, and where you are.

Please kill yourself. Please.

>t fully because it was very difficult for me to get my penis inside of her even though we used lubrication that was PH neutral and recommend to me by my friend Nigel who is good with women.

Niiiiiiigggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll
FUCKING LEGEND

Well, Your behaviour will only lower her feelings for you to the point where she only sees you as a good friend and doesent love you anymore. She will lose the respect and think youre a paranoid pussy, which you really are btw.

Short: The way youre acting will kill your relationship so yeah go on if you want that. It might be too late tho and shes already at the point where she lost respect and doesent find you attractive anymore.

No way man sniffing her pussy is like peeing on a lamp post, OP is establishing dominance.

Dont listen to this shit OP, she is obviously a skank whore, otherwise why wouldnt she let you smell her vagina, and why have a shower to wash away the evidence????

For sure its hard for you to see man, but she almost certainly fucked a dude.

I am very attractive. I got lucky with my genetics. Also, I have a very large penis, and I can do sex every day for over an hour. It is the social aspect of life that I struggle with immensely - I am not good with people.

Nigel is my best friend since pre-school. He always looked out for me. He is indeed a legend.

I did not have anything to do with the death of my mother nor do I know what kind of odor her pussy had. The only family member who's pussy I have smelled is my sisters and that was accidental.

Someone screen cap this shit its to fucked

>The only family member who's pussy I have smelled is my sisters and that was accidental.


Whoa whoa whoa OP. Back it up here.

You are on Sup Forums.

You can't just throw that shit out there and not give us a story.

Also, accidental?
How in the fuck?

You dont get it - it doesent matter if youre handsome as fuck, if youre acting cringeworthy like you are then she will lost the interest in you which will make you ugly for her. No matter if youre the most beautiful guy on earth ;)

Also, barely going out and having no female friends will also lower your level of actractiveness.. Combined with your behaviour, this is pure poison to your relationship.. She will lost interest if she hasnt already, trust my words. Change yur life or lose her, your decision.

Nigel tells me he's going to come over with alcohol for me so that I can relax and think about other things for a while. I don't really like alcohol much but I never told Nigel that - He is a good friend.

My girlfriend just came into my lair and kissed me, and said that she loves me very much even though 'I am silly', and that no other man will ever touch her besides me. She is going to make tacos for us now, and I need to help her cut things. I am good with knives. I will be back in about ten minutes.

hey now op and nigel know whats up

>plebs in this thread not smelling their girlfriends pussy whenever they get home

such a sad bunch of cucks

>i am good with knives

WHERE DID YOU BURY YOUR MOTHER YOU MURDERER?

>i smelled my sisters pussy "accidentally"

OP this thread is at a stand still until you fill us in.

>accidentally smelling your sisters pussy

were you playing twister naked or something?

no you fucking faggot, you need to taste it to make sure there's cum in there.
femals obviously have evolved to emit pheremons that diguise the smell of cum.

>this guy thinks he's a real man

imagine she wanted to smell your dick everytime you got home, would you be down?
it's an invasion of privacy and shows you don't trust her and relationships don't work without trust

You should probably insist on smelling her ass too, she may be taking it up the ass to cover her tracks if she knows you're going to smell her pussy

TACOS!!! She just gave up her taco to some other dude, prob nigel, now she wants tacos. She just rubbing it in your face op

LMAO insecure bitch...
just flush that semen out of her with new one

How in all that is holy did you accidentally sniff your sisters vagina?

op already said he was down for this

but the real question is how did you sniff you sisters vag man?

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I do not think that I am acting cringeworthy. What is it about my behavior that you feel is cringeworthy? I have never had many friends. Nigel is the only person I trust.

I have never touched my mother or her body with a knife. Her death was an accident and it was not my fault in any way. I was not involved in that. The people who did the investigations agree. I only use the knives to cut cucumber and tomatoes. Sweetcorn is already cut so I don't need to cut that.

It was many years ago. I found a foreign object in the bathroom. I noticed it had a scent that I could not identify - I kept smelling and smelling but the answer to what the odor could be eluded me.

Eventually I picked up the object and took it to the kitchen where my family was sitting and I asked "What it is? It smells odd." My sister got embarrassed and start to apologize a lot. Later on it was explained to me that the foreign object was a sex toy, and that my sister must have forgotten it in the bathroom. It looked more like an alien probe to me - It had little bumps and some kind of sprouts on it, and was shiny and somewhat transparent at the same time. Very strange.

How'd you face plant your sisters puss puss?

What the actual fuck did i just read

I did not even consider this. You might have saved my relationship.

I will go check what her butt smells like right now, when it's unmolested and freshly showered, so that I can learn how to compare. However, the scent of the taco's she is making in the kitchen might hide some of her scent. I will do my research thoroughly though. Be right back again.

That moment when OP realises that his gf couldve sucked another guys cock, taken it up the ass or made the dude wear a fucking rubber and his grand cum guzzling scheme goes up in smoke.

Gotta step it up a notch OP and physically chain her to yourself. It's the only way.

Look at it this way - If your gf asked you out where you were what you did etc, or even asks for GPS marks over whatsapp when youre out and controls you, this will lower the interest in her because it makes her look insecure and weak. She would have no trust and would be scared of losing you, its a psychological thing which makes her uninteresting for you because you know shes clinchy and insecure.

I cant explain why it is like that, but it is. You need to be in her situation tho to understand it.

She probably thinks that youre insecure, clinchy, and very annoying. The exact opposite of manly. And thats what makes her lose interest and makes you lose attractiveness.With your behaviour, you show her that youre very scared and insecure and women dont like that. Everytime she comes home she knows "God damn, this faggot wants to smell my vagina again because he has no trust in me."

In a relationship, Trust is one of the most important things. Right after Honesty. Both partners also need space, space youre clearly not giving her.

OP-- Are you uncut? None of this matters if you're circumcised, and if her lovers are intact, you should let her be with them. You'll definitely smell their dominant foreskins on her lips, ass and pussy, though. So: Do you have a full dick? Or just a half one?

I have an uncircumcised genitalia because my family is not Jewish nor do we celebrate Hanukah. My penis is of a good quality.

I have been trying to get her to go out less and less and it has worked quite well so far, but sometimes she really wants to see her friends, and she likes doing the groceries. I am not good at cooking because my mother used to do that before she died in an accident, so I am thankful that my girlfriend cooks for me.

I need to think about this. I know that I am lucky that my girlfriend is understanding of the way that I sometimes behave. People have always made fun of me. Only Nigel has encouraged me to 'rock on' when I apparently do something considered socially inappropriate such as putting salt in my water. I think it tastes better that way.

>with a knife

Nobody said anything about a knife.
Why were their investigators?

WHERES THE FUCKING BODY?

>I think it tastes better that way.

well you sound fucking salty

>I don't have to feel any guilt. I was not involved in her death at all, and no one can prove that I would have anything to do with it.

>I do not want to talk about my mother. She had an accident and I was not in any way involved with it. It was not my fault and the investigators couldn't find anything.

>I did not have anything to do with the death of my mother

>my lair
>I am good with knives.

>I have never touched my mother or her body with a knife. Her death was an accident and it was not my fault in any way. I was not involved in that. The people who did the investigations agree.
>I am not good at cooking because my mother used to do that before she died in an accident


OP, where did you hide the body?

>I've been trying to get her to go out less and less and it has worked quite well so far

loveisrespect.org/wheel-video/isolation-exclusion/

So far we can infer OP is repressing guilt about his mothers death.
There was an "accident" and the investigators cleared OP (not surprising when you consider the lengths he goes to to prevent his girlfriend cheating), he lives in a lair, is skilled with a knife and she never had time to teach him how to cook.

All signs point to homicide.

This thread is not about my mother and I would appreciate if perhaps you would consider not talking about her anymore. There is no need to dig up old buried bones here. Let the dead be at peace.

>My penis is of a good quality.

>There is no need to dig up old buried bones here.

Hooooooly shit. Where are the bones buried, OP? What did you do with her corpse?

It is not an actual lair. I just don't like the sunlight so I covered up all the windows in here with pieces of paper and cloth and other such things to block out the light. And I don't like the way cold concrete walls feels so I attached blankets and carpets and some plushie animals from my childhood onto the walls. It makes the room really dark so we call it a lair. I believe it is supposed to be a joke.

>There is no need to dig up old buried bones here. Let the dead be at peace.

shitfuck he disposed of the body

OP is a homicidal vampire

>i live in a lair of concrete and plushies, i smell my girlfriends vagina to make sure she doesnt cheat on me, i am skilled with a knife but I was in NO WAY involved in the "accidental" death and disposal of my mother and her bones.

WWEW

People often call me a vampire because they think that I am strange and my skin is really really pale. However, I do not believe that vampires are real, because the dead cannot keep on living. I have seen death and it's very final. Maybe there is an afterlife - I am not sure, because I am not a Mormon - But the idea of vampires and zombies is nothing but superstition. Human beings can still drink and enjoy blood, however.

Nigel is here now, and he brought his girlfriend over as well. We are going to drink Bacardi, the four of us. Should I ask Nigel and his girlfriend about the pussy smelling when they are sufficiently drunk, or would it be an awkward conversation to have openly between all of us?

>i have seen death and it's very final

Well when you stab your mother with a knife over a pussy smelling argument it tends to be pretty fucking final, MURDERER!

Absolutely okay to ask about pussy smelling amongst mates, dont even get drunk first. They will sense that as a sign of weakness in your friendship.

I was not the one responsible for my mother's death - It was an accident. I have stated this previously in the thread. Investigators looked into it and they confirmed my innocence.

Anyways - I must leave the thread now for a bit and go out of my lair into the kitchen with the others. They are waiting for me. Thank you all for your advice, Sup Forumsrothers. I really appreciate it. I will be more dominant and forward from now on.