I am the one they are looking for. They say i am causing the Mandela Effect. I keep trying to tell you people on here...

I am the one they are looking for. They say i am causing the Mandela Effect. I keep trying to tell you people on here. They havent found me yet but time is running out. 16 yrs ago on this day is when this all started in a sense. I dont have a whole lot of time and i will answer as many guestions as i has time for before the next time shift.

how are you causing it? Who is pursuing you?

The collective as they say. I caused it by defeecting diring the Pegasus Project.

Tell me about Pegasus

No you aren't, because I am. Fucking poser.

Time travel. It was created in the mid 2030s. The government decided then to take it back to the late 70s. At that time the US government decided that its own worst enemy was itself and started using it to spy on itself in the future. In 1984 i was 7yrs old and put into the Pegasus project. They said we were indigo children. They sent us to different times in the 2000s and early 90s. One of those times was 9/11. When they relized that the whole world actually died that day they tried to change it. They tried to create a different timeline. Our first go at it was collecting data from the 93 WTC bombing. We fucked up. The events that day led to this day 16 yrs ago. In 93 i defected and stayed there wich caused a massive buttery fly effect...MANDELA EFFECT. Understand that i know longer existed in 1984 there for changing many events. We collected so much data more then all data used to this day.

Why is op such a faggot?

I don't give a shit about that, but what sort of rock is that? Is that a vein of gold?

Who is OP and why is he what you say he is?

The world couldn't have just died, because it is too important to farm, basic stuff here

which arm of government spearheaded the project?

Why do you say "I has" instead of "I have"? If you are responsible for such a drastic and significant phenomenon wouldn't you understand proper verbiage?

No you are wrong. The WTC coming down led to all out nuclear war within hrs. 80% of the worlds population was uploaded to the server as "Jeremy" says. By us trying to stop it by creating a different timeline just made it worse. Now both timelines are blending and the server is braking down.

>When they relized that the whole world actually died
Then how the fuck were there people in 2030

God complex little much...

See what happens when we let niggers time travel?

Why does proper spelling matter in non verbal conversation. Im trying to do this as fast as i can. And understnd that things can be lost in translation between servers.

Proper spelling doesn't matter in verbal communication.
In non-verbal communication spelling and grammar mistakes can easily lead to misunderstandings.
Maybe by being such an awful speller you're actively destroying the world?

People exist in 2030s becasue all time is relavent. There is no end or begining. What happened yrs ago or yrs in the future are all happening at the same time. And it seems that fawl language is commonly used in this timeline. Why say such hateful words?

if you're based give me some life advice or stuff to look out for in the future like events

Hey, guys.
Time Traveler here.
In the year 2015 we figured out that there is no such thing as time.

It's not even a matter of spelling. Do you understand what verbiage is? Johnny "has" two lemons, I "have" five oranges. Not I has me five oranges, and johnny have two lemons. And you are responsible for this massive shifting in eternal time space. Shouldn't you be communicating through like a binary or something of the sort.

Ok. Look. Be ignorant. Dont hear what i have to say. Thats your choice. But what i have to say may just help you, it may help your family, your friends. Be blind if you want. I dont have time to waste with your childish nonsense.

You mean the world ends in an alternate timeline after 9/11?

Like how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?!?

They say there are only about 12000 and some effects still being recoded. Thats a lie. This whole reality is being recoded to fall in line with the other timeline that was created. They dont want me back because they belive i csn fix it. They want me back becasue im fighting it. Im not alowing it to happen they way they want. You are all as virtual as this site is. Wake up.

Childish? You're a 13 yr old whonhas spent entirely too much time on certain subreddits, like the glitch in the matrix one, you're one perfect post is a rotten pasta, give me a minute and I'll find the mother fucking thing. You kids get so ahead of yourselves with your imagination and fantasies.

Well dude if this the matrix we can't just wake up cuz we want

The world ended on 911 in the timeline you remember. Within hrs if it happening you were dead.

Because what?!? The twin towers were the central hub of all life on planet earth, America is just that fucking important that a staged attack ended all life? How fucking convoluted can you be? America causes more grief for the rest of the world than is necessary, they are a joke to other people.

Im not 13. Im almost 40 and have a very successful job 2 beautiful kids and a wife and i make 6 figures a yr. With what i knew about this future i used to become very successful and have made it easy for me to hide. But know this issue is getting out of hand.

Here i am telling the world and them the truth and basiclly alowing them to find me and no one believes me. Its ok. They will be here soon im sure. Things will just get worse when they find me. Im afraid my time is almost done here. The shift is about to happen.

If you are trying to work on a novel or a script or something do yourself a favor and put it on the back burner for a few years until you have a better grasp of the art and more real or virtual or whatever life experience

I will Brian. I will.

So you've got this glorious wonderful successful life but you are on the run from all powers that be? Holy shit what is your secret? Are you Bruce Wayne and they're too fucking retarded to recognize that chin sticking out of the bat mask? How do you manage both hiding and being so successful and important?

Do you know that you create your own reality? Do you want to get caught? lol

Now we are going emo teen, nice angle.

Yes the Mandela effect is an incredibly interesting and legitimate phenomenon, but you sir seem like a child desperately trying to exercise creative writing skills that you just don't have.

I have never been on the run. They say ive been hiding but i havent. When did i say i was on the run? Ive been hiding in plane sight. Remember the post? They say i may not even know im doing it! But i know i am because i still have my memories. I know wht i was a part o f. .o j h h cbdve.s.s... .. ksl9 ssjs,,.,.,.,..,*--+,-...,.,

Autistic fit there at the end buckaroo? Need a diaper change?

Oh no they caught him! And even did captcha at the end. Nice

Wow. Autistic joke. My son is autistic and he is smarter then 99% of the people in this reality. You fell good about yourself there retard?

I mean I see what the kid was going for but it really required more research to be even remotely believable. The Mandela Effect encompasses many many different things, they all did not happen in the same year. The Berenstain/Berenstein mixup up is significantly older with solid evidence. He tried to take his little bit of internet sleuthing and mix it with today's date to create a "scary story" or whatever, but he's just ripping off the matrix, and the Bourne movies and shit. Next was gonna be that we are a version of the Sims with our consciousness existing in a machine or some type of vessel and it all being a computer simulation (which is also surprisingly gaining some stamina in some scientific communities.

Bro, don't even try that shit with me! This is fucking Sup Forums autistic, autism doesn't mean the same thing here, yes real autistic people are incredibly gifted, each in their own way if anyone is patient enough to figure out what their knack is. But this is Sup Forums autistic=lame, blowhard, immature. I can say with confidence that while Sup Forums throws that term around lightly because by nature we are ones of dark humor, but I know that 99% of us would never actually be cruel to someone with a disability and would on the other hand stand up for them. Retard is a much uglier and harsher word. You are an attention seeking, immature/b/ "autist".

So hang on...the shift happened, and you managed to hit roughly 15 different keys including ones that require you to hold down [SHIFT] and then they selected all pictures of house numbers like 20 times and send your message for us to read?


HOLY SHIT GUYS WE NEED TO HELP OP HES IN TROUBLE

The kids forget that seem real minds actually participate in the community we built before they were nut stains in preteen boys chonies.

Once again i am not a child. Sorry about that. Thats the 3rd device today that has crashed on me. And talking autism. One of the biggest Mandela Effect to come out of what i caused. Do the research. In this timeline autism in out of control.

What the fuck is this abomination of a sentence?

These silly children don't realize that there are some actual deep thinking adults floating around this forum from days before they were even a thought in their parents heads. The young ones don't think about plot holes and such.

And the adults can easily catch them.

Are you about that. 99% of you wouldnt make fun of someone with a disability. Your world is full of hate and we should have just left it the way it was. You all died 16 yrs ago and now your just in here being nothing. For gods sake wake up and flush your cache files. You will wake up and realize what has happened. You all still have souls.

nigger flush my cache files? fuck you mean

Are you about that. 99% wouldn't get your dicks out for Harambe. Your world is full of things I've learnt and we should've just left it at the fuck knows whats coming through that door. You all samefagged 16 years ago and now your just in here being nothing. For gods sake Milhouse is not a meme, flush your poo in the loo. You will wake up and realize you are a faggot. You all still have memes.

post of the fucking thread

If i 'wake up' will porn still exist?
This is an important question.

?

As long as i still have a dick and your grandmother still has a pussy, there will always be porn. Always!

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well said Sup Forumsro

We might be twisted and dark in ways, we might be down right fucking obnoxious, but we have morals and hearts, we are all outcasts who walk to a different beat than most, that's why we visit this fucking cess pool. We bring animal abusers and pedophiles to justice, we stand up for the little man and the weak! We are old Sup Forums. Our baw threads in the early 2000's stand as a testament to the hearts and morals we hide from the ugly world that put us here. We are true Sup Forumsrothers of old. We only put up with insolent trash because we have no choice. You think your edgy for posting on Sup Forums, we are here to laugh and blow of steam and be with kindred spirits who won't shirk us for our twisted sense of humor or our fascination with things demented and macabre, or just sometimes down right offensive and ridiculous. We aren't here to seem like the rebel at the lunch table. We are here because it's our home. So you are goddamned right I believe the majority of us older and more mature Sup Forumstards would stand up for the beaten and down trodden, the handicapped and unfortunate.

#operationpaulblanco

schizophrenia, the thread

I kind of believe this guy though. Not all the way. Just kinda.

I believe he may have been born 16 years ago but that's about it. He confused his birth with everyone's death because he invasions himself as some sort of antichrist of a technological dystopia.

I like this cess pool. First time here. Fucking love it. What else is on here?

el psy mothafucking congroo

Where did all the new souls come from over these passed sixteen years, if everyone is dead but we have souls is my twelve year old daughter's soul artificial since she didn't exist before the shift? So your people not only discovered time travel but developed psuedosouls so that we could believe we could create offspring?

Bump this crazy shit

I know it sounds crazy. I have off spring too in this timeline but everything here is not real but your soul. Your soul is digital and can be made at will. So yes your off spring has a soul. Trust me when i say you are in a program. The program doesnt know when its upgraded or recoded.

In one of the timelines the Nazas won the war. Fucking insane. They actually had flat srceens and touch screens and so much more by the late 50s.

babbys first time watching the matrix

>is everyone else as convinced as i am this could be real?

betta post on 4chins

OR THE BETTER ALTERNATIVE

you are a time travelling semi spirit with the ability to live in both time lines and have the ability to fix the inevitable demise of earth if only the people would listen

in which case

>betta post on 4chins


Get real, faggot.

/thread

You haven't thought this through deep enough. You aren't actually answering any questions, you're just spouting Hollywood dystopia babble and expecting us to treat it like the bible. There aren'teven any memorable characters or parables, you cannot produce even the slightest sliver of evidence and you write like a frantic teenager desperate to get his friends to go along with a poorly thought out story to impress the guys the grade above you, only they keep laughing at you so you basically just keep repeating yourself in different words. You get defensive like a teenager, your story has already changed from them being after you "the collective" as you call them so basically the fucking borg or some shit, yet you lead this profound amazing successful life, then the next minute they're coming for you there almost there! Oh no you could only slap the keyboard while they drag you out of your secret mansion only to come back with some political correctness shit about autism ON Sup Forums! Go enjoy a fucking barbecue and mourn the tragedy that is actually the cebration of the American governments war game initiative.

He is "The One" they're looking for after all.

Holy shit!

What the fuck is going on in here?

>16
DARPA

Dude is part of the machine's that are keeping our souls alive but he stayed here with us to save us. So.... a teenager thinks he is neo or Mr . smith or some shit. Convoluted summerfag crap.

But what if this is for real?

Would you believe anything he has written was written by a 40 year old genius from the future who knows more about us then we do ourselves. No depth, no hook, nothing. Now the Mandela effect is a real thing and the stimulated universe is a real theory with some evidence. But this is a kid with a fascination with such subjects but not an actual grasp on them.

Forgive me *simulated

They must have come and got him a second time!

Aw bummer, is it over? Sounded like fun!

NEO!!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US!!!