How will you be celebrating 11/9?

How will you be celebrating 11/9?

Telling children born before 9/11 making jokes about it to kill themselves.

Telling stupid people who don't understand that 9/11 jokes are funny because it's offensive and not because 9/11 itself is funny, to kill themselves.

bush did 9/11

its re:zero day


who cares about the fucking towers already

This

9/11 jokes can be funny if done 'well', IMO. Just like any other topic really.

The "hurr durr 9/11" ones like this aren't, though.

It is always fun when retarded muricans die.

That's like 2 months away

Birthday party for my brother

have you made him one of these?

Guys its my actual birthday today, of you could wish me a happy birthday i would be grateful

like this

pathetic

Happy Birthday you faggot.

Flatmates and I are having a jenga tournament

By taking 911 loads on my face.

I'm going to brush my teeth for the first time this year.

Dude, same.

Party so hard the roofs coming down

At 9:03
flight 175
Made a change in direction
To end a few lives

No warning was given
That this plane was to land
The passengers were expecting
Sun, sea and sand

So behold their amazement
When from their windows they saw
The world trade centre
With its beauty and awe

When from the cockpit
A turban emerges
Shouting his plans to satisfy
His jihadist urges


There was no permission of entry
They weren't vampires
Just sandy niggers
Screaming 'allah ackbar'

Sky was awash
With luggage and people
And stocks had plummeted
With this act so evil

There was people jumping
Trying to an hero
Just to make it down first
Down to ground zero

And On this day
I wish you a merry 9/11
I hope you get all
your virgins in heaven.

By going over to the gay bar, going into the bathroom, dropping m shorts, handcuffing myself over the sink, and having a gay old time.

gonna try get some weed and act like a nigger would

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