Why did life give me a tiny dick

Why did life give me a tiny dick

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Becouse you are a faggot

cus ur worthless

I fear you may speak the truth

That's a Dick? Shit I thought you had three balls user

What the fuck. I thought my dick was small and I'm god damn Asian.

Show us yours

To give Asians a fair chance.
(Unlucky, fella, I feel for you)

Do you live in europe? (or your ancestors did?) you look like you have blood dick

blood dick?

People in america/africa have meat dick, its the same size erect as soft. In europe/asia most people have blood dick, it grows when its erect like 5x the size. I have Blood dick too, its roughly the same as on the picture but when erect its 17cm (6.7 inches).

I don't believe you

so you can chat up girls on facebook and later disappoint them in the bedroom

well we are on the internet, so i understand you are skeptic, but for the same reason, i will not post pics of my erect/soft dick just to entertain you

OP here, think I should kill myself

ye, sure you are

Just trim the hair, they say it adds an inch in perceived length

Wait that's how it looks erect? Fucking hell.

Who told you that? I feel like someone told you that so you wouldn't feel shame comparing yourself to massive American and African dicks.

What does yours look like erect?

low test
high E

Ive got it too. European.

lol

You didn't answer my question

I bet if you lose weight, trim the hair, and don't fap for a while, you could turn that chode into a slightly below-average peepee.

My dick is about 6 of your dicks kek

That's not fully erect, but it doesn't get much bigger


prove it ;)

Yeah but if you got hard it would be the average size (well in US so 6inches)

Be happy it didn't give you lemons

Same with me, also I am bad at sexual performance
A girl even once dumped me because of that

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Fantastic. Mine doesn't even come close to comparing

As in PE or ED

I have high t and a below-average peen, a small dick doesn't necessarily mean low t

That does not make sense, my dick is okay size, it just does not waste space when its not in use, like a fold-in phone :p

Well my dick is like from A 2 Z big when I workout
>On a keyboard.. Yeah like amphetamine dick?

I nearly smack a girl in the face
trying to rip my pants down while I was flaccid
ah no bitch that's never gonna happen

lol idk if you have huge fkin hands or what but your dick looks like 3 inch

Yep. True dat. The "show-er" vs "grow-er" type of dicks. One is already at the large state (which is the meat dick) and the other will expand when erect (blood dick).

Nah he's right, mine is about 1 inch soft but 6 erect.

Autistic retard here. What's a high t or low t? Never heard of it.

Well it's not hard, so yeah, probably not much more than 4.5" there

7" hard

Show us

did you just assume my gender?

do people actually believe this

Soft

grower too also! rocking that 17 cm also, but when my cock is not in action its pathetic, i hate that i allways have to play with it first before i reveal it to a chick lmao. also hate public dressing places

T is short for testosterone

Oh. Thanks for clarify.

It switched your IQ with your winkee size

Hard

Beautiful cock.

Can we see your barefeet?

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same, 1 inch soft, 5.5 hard.

Thank you

How about no.

Doesnt that count as a micro penis?

I take it you are a virgin as well. This is Darwinism. Instead of crying go to a plastic surgeon. Autismos gene pool attention whore

You a fatticus?

Become a CD/TS
Or see a doc for T shots

Growers vs showers.

Are you like 9 and never heard of this concept?

This.
Ever wondered why in clubs and bars so many guys refuse to use the urinals?
It aint because they all have micropenises, just that it looks that way when flaccid.

Look up a micro penis dude... GG allin had one.

So you could get surgery and turn it into a large clit.

It wanted to tell you to become a Catholic priest ...

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Follow your (pre)destination, mate!
Aside from your tiny dick not mattering there and it helping to save your soul and those of others, it is a very secure and a well paid job.

I have blood dick as well, but I do not experience THAT much of a difference (if your's is really so small as pic it is hard to believe you).

Mine grows from 10 cm un-errect to 17,5 cm errect.

But that in the pic is perhaps like 3 or 4 cm. It is hard to believe that it stretches THAT much.

Stop saying "blood dick" you fucking faggot. Nobody says that, you sound like a fucking retard. It's "grower" and "shower".

So you wouldn't reproduce

Atleast you're not on roids

lol maybe in preschool where harsh words like blood and hell are banned.

its pathetic