Why can't I turn this off. It's terrible

Why can't I turn this off. It's terrible.

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Who would want to be inside that?

I didn't mind the one with Gyllenhaal. Well that's the only one watched.

Because you wanted to fuck miss piggy as a child.

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>kermit the frog was beta cuck programming

damn man

It's definitely the thighs

Yeah right, ew.

Who'd want to lick those thick thighs or have that fat ass sit on their face, hahaha

w-who made this?

>this is 10/10 in burgerland

I CAN'T I CAN'T DO IT I CAN'T

A mad scientist. He wanted to test his fat-suppression system.

Khaleesi?

No no no

This one?

holy shit, it looks like a normal person trying to smuggle a pork loin stuffed into each pant leg

>peopleshoesattachedtopigtrotters.png

Unplug it at the wall user.

Fucking hell man why

checked

me tbqhwy

Watch Mind of Mencia.

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>those legs

Its like she takes the jokes and makes them unfunny

The ads for it here were the cringiest shit imaginable

It had tweets shown and read out in a faux-retarded voice saying stuff like "Amy is fat pig stupid LOL!!!" and random reaction clips of Schumer

>Each leg alone has the entire body-mass of a malnourished African laborer
I see "Healthy at all sizes" as usual, is doing wonders in motivating women to not improve their health and looks.

Post the unshooped version

Because pic related.

>turn on radio
>amy schumer stand up
>30 minutes of bragging about being a slut, talking about her vagina, and FUCK MEN AMIRITE LADIES?
I used to think you guys were exaggerating, holy shit

>that vocal fry thing she does

You can take some solace in saying that for once Sup Forums got something right