Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

I was 21 when I lost my virginity.

>prom at 17
Nigger only retard fall babies are 17 at their prom

literally an exact copy of a thread from yesterday
did you also make that one OP?

...Just..how?

How have you not done anything yet? Have you messed up a chance you've had before??

>went
do you know past tense?

Grats

Not American so no idea.

Yes.

>Have you messed up a chance you've had before??

I never had any chance that I remember of.

He makes them everyday.
Maybe thats why he is still a virgin...

top kek

Possible.

Are you ridiculously fat and/or disgusting + austistic? (serious question)
If not, look at it as a normal distribution, someone has to belong to the tail.

I am pretty athletic but autistic as fuck.

learn how to disguise it.

How rich and/or talented are you?

When I read that you were a 33 year old kissless virgin I became sad.

because I'm a 31 year old non-kissless virgin and you're beating me. I think I may have issues. Granted I'm pretty sure all wizards have issues.

Neither rich, nor talented.

I'm an ugly fat turkish Dude but fucked 4 bitches. And i'm 18. I dont get it how to not get a girl to fuck. Just go to a Party and drink until your not anymore autistic. Btw never had a relationship and depressed af bc i'm to stupid to reach something in my Life

How do you feel everyday? Don't you feel forced to go to an escort?

Damn, you've got nothing going for you at all then.

I was a summer baby asshole

>Just go to a Party and drink until your not anymore autistic.

I went to many parties and had shitload of problems with alcohol. When I drink, I just become autistic with more energy and less inhibitions.

Whats About xtc? Have good experience with it like i love everybody and talking to Strangers is really easy

Talking to strangers is also easy on alcohol. It's really not a big deal to walk up to somebody and talk. The problems is not to look like you have brain damage after you started talking.

bump

I don't even like people. I mean of course I find hot girls sexy but I just can't imagine myself fucking someone.

what spells have you learned?

are you aiming for lichhood?

Try leaving the house

Just came home. Spent the morning cycling.

Do you want to lose your virginity?

She also should be drunk af

Yes.

Of course.

op is a faggot

Sex trip to Asia. Case closed. Just don't fall in love.

Now i dont mean to impose but is it possible that whoever makes this site is also responsible for these threads?
I mean one of the features of this site is that it accomadates losers and internet wierdos and such, so by making threads like this they attract more of that crowd and as a result the site grows. I'm just saying that maybe OP has an agenda with the site to keep making this thread

Then are you scared to?

Who's your main?

OP here. I'm actually a humanoid lizard.

No. Just never managed to in the normal way.

Well this site would ultimately make money from threads like this being posted daily....

same as this
I like looking at hot girls, but not really interested of intercourse...

will you wait to obtain even greater powers or lose your virginity to a whore?

I was 7 when I lost my virginity to an 8 year old girl who saw her mom fucking some random guy and decided to try it with me.

it was awkward since we basically just grinded my tiny dick while we were naked.

Do you suffer from any mental or physical illnesses?

I'm not sure that counts as losing your virginity...
First of all, I doubt there was any penetration and if rubbing it against someone counted, so would handjobs.

i was 16

Are you actively trying to lose it, or did you stop caring?

Depression and Crohns.

16fag reporting in, never pulled down foreskin before and I freaked the fuck out when it wouldnt go back up

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

one word


prostitute

misson solved

fuck off before you get the thread deleted

>get with fat chick
>she wants sexy times
>"I'm not rly turned on but it's gotta be now or never"
>it's about to happen
>start eating her out
>smell of sweat and stank deters me further
>mount the base
>dick ain't hard
>look up at walrus to fully realize It may not be worth it
>tell her my mind was at other places

To this day I'm not sure if I'm happy I didn't lose it to her or if I'm secretly upset that I didn't lose it

>mfw tried to jam it in soft

it dosent count until your in puberty because u kno ur body is actually able to have sex