(US) What did your country do in WWII?

(US) What did your country do in WWII?

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Aussie here. Stopped the gooks from reaching us. The Kokoda trail.

>got dressed up in tuxedos
>ate fish
>slid on their bellies a lot

Also I'm from Antarctica.

>Waited for germans to come
>They kick our ass
>We surrender
>England destroy our navy who wanted to keep fighting.
>Colonies keep fighting
>Few years pass, we give jews to please Germans
>Get bombed a little then liberated
>Americans give us chewing gum and chocolate and fuck our women
>feels good.
(France)

With what? Kangaroo mounts and whips? You didn't do shit

~USA

gassed the kikes. step it up.

Brazil, fuckin nothing.

Gas jews

Atleast they did more than usa

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(US) What? We made rice krispies before Kellogs!

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how many nukes did australia drop
how mant fronts did they fight on

How many times did they only eat and get fat?

1943-1945

i surrender

i saw your king in the news recently
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>Trying to be free
>Germans killed our current oppressor and became the new ones
>Some of us tried to fight German Ideology, some other tried to use it to keep friendly with them, and maybe be free a day
>Germans lose the war
>Old oppressor is considered as a victim
>People is still chained and accused to have collaborated with Nazi.

Brittany

Denmark.

.. we allied with Germany, and made sure no one found out, so today everyone thinks we were good guys.

Fight with outdated guns and untrained soldiers, still hold pretty good against a modern army. Had the will to fight longer but poliyics surrendered us after germany destroyed our city.

Got under occupation and hide jews and started a underground network. Also joined the germans on the east front. Got into hunger when winter came and people died. Had some failed airdrops.

We hated the germans after it and with football we see it as the second world war.

We love you germany


- Netherlands

My country didn't bomb anyone, I guess you could say we didn't do much in WWII or any other war after that. Then again I guess that's why I don't need to worry about fucking buildings falling on my head this time of the year.

NOOOO, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

Aussies were the most shit-tier of all armies. Even those curry eating monkeys did a better job than you wankers!

The second last part is extremely true. Lots of Ameri-French babies were made!

what, why?

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How could you? When you had nothing to even contribute, except pistol-whipping wannabe gangsters and AIDS. Brazil is still a shit-hole despite all the money and time invested by the International community. Y'all are even worse than India, and you had several centuries to GET GOOD. FUCK BRAZIL

Nukes are for cowards, but true, Americans did fight with ferocity on many fronts. Australia is just a cuck colony of mighty England.

Portugal here. We were under a dictatorship and exported tungsten to Senhor Hitler, among other countries. We also had an US Airforce base in Açores. We were a neutral country.

US:Fuck you Japan, we wants the oil!
Japan: OK we bombu pearl harburu
Germany: Invade everywhere!
Russia and UK: I think not!
Italy: It'sa me Mussalini!
Africa: Oh, shit the white people have gone crazy again!
Aussie and CANADA: Can we come to?
US: I'm firing ma lazar!!!!

WAR OVER

AND A HERO IS YOU

Haha, nice

Africa - KEK!
Also, they subtly invade America and breed all the white women, while the men are out fighting the good fight. FUCK LIFE!

>Africa: Oh, shit the white people have gone crazy again!
this is sadly accurate. All muh kækz

WTF are you talking about? Denmark was occupied by Germany.

-Be AFK all the game
(Spain)

We had an uprising.
Guess what country

When nazis came to our country we were happy as fuck we were partying because they wiped those communist scum out.Then we realised that hitler had the same idea as stalin.So we were fighting against russia as being nazi soldiers and we helped finland fight in cold war-Estonia

Best quick summary of WW2 ever

that's EXACTLY what we want you to believe, bro. But in reality, the Danish government worked with the Germans and sent troops (Danish freikorps) to fight on the East Front. We had more soldiers fighting for Germany, than we had resistance fighters. It's the sad, honest truth. And Danish entrepreneurs and business owners made fat monies from dealing with the Germans.

German soldiers called Denmark "The Whipped Cream Front", because it was peaceful and easygoing here. They all wanted to serve in Denmark, and many stayed after the war.

Vietnam?

kek, sides are in orbit, africa won

French-Indochina

Yeah, I said Vietnam cause I heard something about Vietnameses during this period, but It doesn't exist yet

All wrong! We send 28.000 minions to Italy after bargaining support to allies in exchange for two steel plants and Carmen Miranda with our Brazilian parrot in movies with Donald Duck

>killed 6million jews
>was dominating until cucks didn't want white superiority
>mudslimes are now invading our country

Almost everything can be represented with a periodic sinusoidal function. Just wait for the next holy war. At the current rate of technological advance, we should be there in a few years or less.

Sweden?

Britfag, we fought for 3 years before you even joined in

Germanfag here

"WE DIDNT START THE FIRE!"

:D
just joking - we did!

We sent Hitler to Germany to make us proud.

We got fucked.
-Poland

from both sides xD

THE END OF THE WHITE RACE IS APPROACHING! THE JEWS HAVE GOTTEN BEYOND ALL BOUNDS, THEY MUST BE REMOVED FROM POWER AND SENT BACK TO ISRAEL!
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Nothing, except shelter a couple thousand evacuees, attend to bombings in the north, and arrest axis soldiers who came here, while leaving allied powers alone.

Stayed neutral due to having literally no army, and still being kinda pissed at Britain.

Ireland.

Chill. Germany.

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>Woke up from five year siesta
>Still hung over from party we had after defeating the Republicans
>"Como se va Adolf" still no reply
>Flinching expecting the Allies to come in and bomb me into accepting democracy and "muh freedoms"
>American plane flies in to Madrid oh shit oh shit que cabron
>"Hey there pardner, you amigos ain't commies right"
>"Si, señor"
>"Well ain't that a barrel full o' good news! Say, we forming this new club we call NATO, and we'd be right honored if you'd oblige us and join in"
>"Si señor"
>"Now we might need a bit of land for some airfields and such, but that ain't no problema, you okay with this Juan Maria or whatever you said your name was?"
>"Si, señor"
>[dodges bullet in Spanish]

Won

>won
Oh yeah because your country doesn't even exist anymore.

>What did your country do in WWII?
cut off british supplies in the atlantic ocean.
(german)

Argentina
We rescued some nazi scientists and they helped us :)
(also we declared war on Germany so everyone thinks we were nice)

Resist the German march for less than 48hrs before becoming cucks to almighty Germany

Finland.
Tried to stay independent.

>be german
>stared this
Does this count?

>I'm firing ma lazar
I thought summer was over