ITT: Times you acted like the Joker

ITT: Times you acted like the Joker

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>listening to music really loud
>mom bangs door and says turn it down
>turn it louder instead

Absolute madman

>Say "good morning" to person
>It was actually mid-day

I make my parents feel guilty about my personal failures in life.
HAHAHEHEHIHI

MOMS

>cashier tells me to have a good day
>I respond with "don't tell me what to do"

>call my mom upstairs to my room
>pretend to be asleep when she comes into my room

>sister took whole building kit because i started having accidents again
>take a popo in kate's drawer while she´s on a date
i accidentally peeped in my panties too though

>dad gives me 6 bucks to get a footlong at subway
>only get the 6 inch instead
>pocket the extra two bucks
>spend it on beer instead

not kidding either

>Be me
>14 at the time
>Mum is driving me back from grandparents at night
>I grab a blanket from beside me
>masturbate profusely till we get home
>mfw

>Mom says dinner will be ready in 10 minutes
>sneak into the kitchen and eat a whole cookie

I framed Roger Rabbit

In high school I printed out a big picture of Vann Darkholme and put him up where everyone could see him. He was up there for about 6 months and I ended up taking him down at the end of the year, I still have that picture.

I was expecting somebody to be bothered but he just kind of became a part of his environment instantly.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

One time I threw a chicken into an aggressive dog's enclosure just to see it die
Masturbated to it later HAHAHHAHAHA

Didn't brush my teeth before I went to bed last night.

>Mom asks me if I want a sandwich
>Say yes but then don't eat it

>smoking outside work
>get told to move more than 8 feet from the entrance, comply
>moved back when security went back in

You're nuts. Get help.

I took a shit in a kid's locker in middle school.

>eat all the cookies but leave one in the bag

>lemonade stand infront of house
>water it down to boost profits

>order a coffee
>pay for it
>leave immediately before its ready
hahahahaha they would have been like WHAT THE FUCK

> be me
> 1997
> rent space jam from blockbuster
> return it without rewinding the tape

>granny asks me to help carry her bag up some stairs
>pretend to not hear her

> Amnesty Int. qt tries to approach me to talk about muh 3rd world countries
>literally tell her to fuck off

I put the ice tray back in the freezer without refilling it

The fuck is wrong with you people

I laughed all the way through deadpool

>stay home from school pretending to be sick
>sit under door for hours waiting for postman
>when he puts the letters through the postbox grab them out of his hands and shout "TITS"

>somebody lost asks me for direction
>send him the opposite way

>Mom gives me $10 for Mickey D's meal
>Only get two one dollar burgers
>buy beer with the rest
>mom gonna freak

I stole a basket of fries once.

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs

I can relate to this

>they ask for 4 Mcnuggets
>only put 3 in the box
CHAOS EMBODIED

i smiled once
i didn't like it

took one bite from a banana and threw the rest away

One time I typed boobs on google and saw images of boobies kek

>mom tells me to mow the lawn
>I do but with the grain instead of against it
>spend the allowance money I got on two monsters
>chug them and get hella freakin buzzed

FUCK YOU MOM

Oh right, I forgot about this video. Thanks.

m8 you are fucking out of control

>using inches
>not centimeters

USA is like a big Asylum.

>open new bag of chips mom bought
>lick the salt off all them and then put them back in the bag
> mfw not even lying

I wear all my clothes inside out even when I'm told not to.

>take a shower
>pee while showering

I know what it is and I don;t even have to open it.

The customary system got us to the moon you cuck

>order food at mcdonalds
>3 big macs, 2 wraps and 3 orders of large fries
>leave when my order gets called not even picking up my order
MOM'S

I skipped lunch everyday and kept the lunch money my parents gave me

>2003
>in high school
>all computers use optical mice in the library
>print wallet size goatse.cx pictures out
>tape over sensor
>leave library knowing people are gonna get fucking owned

A Nazi got you guys on the moon

>why you being the joker dude?

He decided to join the winning team

PLEASE GUYS STOP THIS MADNESS!!!

>see ads warning against drinking and driving
>chug half a monster before getting behind the wheel

Fuck the police

to pkek

>tfw in high school I went into a stall in the bathroom and pissed all over the toilet paper rolls

You're a major cunt, I'm not even memeing that's annoying as fuck

L M A O

This has meme potential

The soviets were first in space though. Americans simply copied their technology and used it to fly to the moon which is a completely meaningless achievement.

You really are a major cunt

I made potato salad with miracle whip

enjoy the nuthouse

lmao this is so real

...

it's a trailer for angry birds

>be me, hungry af
>fridge is empty but I have some pasta
>pasta is ready
>put ketchup, broken crisps and strawberries on it
>it's actually pretty good

...

>pff who wants to safely land and study extraterrestrial bodies before safely returning?
>the real accomplishment is pointing a big engine up

>Chaos personified

some quality work right there

>Americans have to tip the police so they can catch obviously deranged people.

No the Soviets AND the Americans copied German technology

Soviets were also not the first to send a rocket to space, that was the Germans too

>Yuropoors have to let Muslim gangs rape their wives to be nonproblematic

NASA uses SI :^)

Predictable and boring

when my mom tried to serve me tendies without ketchup

i grabbed the nuggies, smashed them, rubbed them in my face, and yelled 'WHY ARE YOU BEING SO SERIOUS RITE NOW'

Yeah it's just an everyday thing for you guys now isn't it?

who uploaded this

I can't think of a scenario where is was "the joker" but I had a Bane moment on my date half a year go.

>go out with a very cute guy from Sup Forums
>Things are going great, we are drinking cocktails on the beach at night
>Walk together to the motel
>We fall on the bed and make out
>Things getting lewd
>He gets on four and wants my dicc
>I lube up and slowly push in
>"WOW, you are a big guy!"
>"For you!"

Atleast we'll soon elect right-wing leaders and get rid of the trash.

You faggots will always be stuck with it.

Sir.

You just won the Internet.

No they don't

...

You.

I like you.

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I was just pretending to be retarded

I did nazi that coming!

You deserve more upvotes.

We all do user, we all do...

GONNA

literally jared leto

I had some corn dogs but didn't eat the crispy bits on the stick.
I just threw them away.

Then stop letting it happen. But then again, you'd have to stop being a cuck.... Decisions decisions...

>eat breakfast
>don't brush teeth afterwards

>fbi tip
>/mlp/
>watch anime online
>how to take a screenshot
>le leddit
>9GAG
>male feminism
>internet explorer
bravo user 10/10 post

FREAK

Kek I still do this in restaurants and bars