You have a chance to stop 9/11 OR have a threesome with these two, what do you pick?

You have a chance to stop 9/11 OR have a threesome with these two, what do you pick?

Stupid question, steel bars can't get me big cums.

can i just stop half of 9/11 and have sex with just one of them?

Do people know I stopped 9/11 or is it the Beavis and Butthead meme where I did it but I can't score?

Stupid question OP
>Have threesome
>In cockpit of 9/11 plane
>EXPLODING climax

/thread
>big comes
Happy 9/11

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no need to threesome, right is enough

If anything, you'll get detained & waterboarded since you somehow knew a terrorist attack was gonna happen

The kikes would have just blown the buildings up with some other scheme after I foiled their plot
I'll take fucking these cuties all day

I'd do 9/11 myself for a chance at them

Threesome!

in that case I'd just have the threesome.

>MARX

Cultural Marxism and corruption of the youth via tv confirmed

Also fuck you fuckin poofs I'd smash em both. Pussy num nums and in the rear

you mean left.

I wanna marry the girl on the left. So perfect.

Stop 9/11. Not even close. Guaranteed threesomes like that for the next 20 years.

/Bread

Yeah, do people know that you're the hero that stopped 9/11? Because if that's the case, you get threesomes for the next 20 years at LEAST.

I'm not sure i can find a way to monetize stopping 9/11. If i think of one then i'll go with that. But odds are if i knowingly prevented it i'd be on someone's black list.

Sex isn't gonna make me better off though.

Wait.. can i knock um up?

Why would I even want to stop 9/11? Americunts were asking for it, with all their retarded warmongering in foreign territories.

9/11 was fifteen years ago. Stopping it would put the country and therefore the world on a trajectory I cannot confirm is any better for undoing three thousand deaths.

A threesome would quietly occur and change no ones lives and who wouldn't want to watch these two tag team yo dick

Jews get mad, report you as terrorist, people call you user ackbar

this so yes to threesome and if it's happened that means it can't be stoped it's like the grandfathers paradox

I would stop 9/11. Then maybe my parents would still be alive.

tbh fam I married my ex-wife a few months after 9/11 because it seemed like life is short

It was a mistake partially fueled by the emotions swirling around 9/11

Maybe I would stop 9/11 and break up with her for getting a stupid haircut like I meant to

Doubtful, they were probably going to kill themselves a week later anyways after being fed up with having such a faggot kid

have a threesome with those two

thousands of people die every day. does 3000 more even matter?

If 9/11 really affected your life that much you're a fag.

Confirmed for born after 2001

thanks for trying to make me feel again,
but nothing matters anymore...

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I'd stop 9/11 and have harem-some's with my newfound hero status.

i want to abuse icarly so badly and make mad love to victoria

I'd have the threesome anyway.

it wouldn't even have to be a threesome . i would choose to receive only a blow job from miranda over preventing 911

Id do anything smash Miranda Cosgrove's ass. But yea threesome for sure. Let the sand niggers have their towers.

Miranda Cosgrove was like 8yo back then
the answer is obvious

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Wasn't that a special where Carly fought that boxer played by Victoria Justice and then later they had a Victorious cross over?

i'd ride the north tower down just to be allowed to crawl from the wreakage and lick the scabs on Mirandas toes

Yeee

You cunt....

Nice

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NICE QUINTS

Wow

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Think about it though. If you stop the attack the media will just discount it as a "crazy" plot that would have never really worked. Like they do now to discount Islamic terrorism. Any plot you see stopped before it happens is forgotten fast and the media makes sure you think of it as something other then terrorism.

Have threesome, pretty sure jetfuel can't melt steel beams

OHOHOHOH

You mean i can have both 9/11 AND the threesome???

best day of my life

Why do people constantly post pictures of this fucking faggot ?

This is now a get thread

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proved let this thread die

All americans are bastards

I like the way you think

Shouldn't have been born to Muslims user