The moon will crash into the earth in 72 hours
>Quads stop it (though so does beating all the bosses)
>Singles move time forward 1 hour.
>Dubs go back 5 hours
>Trips go back 12 hours
69 gets you a boobie hug from Cremia, the next 10 singles won't count.
There will be bosses / special events coming in.
DAWN OF THE 1ST DAY
72 HOURS REMAIN
thread 1
Rolling because I love MM and MM speedruns
Pls be singles
Dubs now gief to meeeeee
This autistic thread again? Bring back the giga nigga
fuck yes
69 hours left
fuck this gay earth
>OH NO
>THIS FUCKING FAGGOT JUST STOLE YOUR SWORD AND SKIPPED OFF WITH IT
HOURS COUNT AS DOUBLE UNTIL YOU GET IT BACK!
ONLY DUBS (RESPONDING TO HIM) WILL STOP IT!
TRIPS OR HIGHER (EVEN WITHOUT RESPONDING TO THIS POST) STOP HIM AS WELL.
IF TRIPS OR HIGHER DO RESPOND, YOU GET A PRIZE!
67 hours remain
Time for me to wreck this shit. Check 'em.
Am I helping?
Checked...now check my trips
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Fuck that, I know where that motherfucker sleeps. I'm going to Ikana Canyon in the middle of the night and assfucking him with the great fairy sword.
Dis bitch
62 hours remain!
Yo fuck this guy
roll
>56 hours remain
It's okay sakon, you can keep the sword
Oh mayne boobie hug from Crimea plzzzzz
Can I just wait for him to try to pawn it?
rollin
STOP YOU FUCKHEAD
you stopped sakon!
55 hours remain!
Roll
So close
I'm pretty sure if you got seps you save the day and happy mask salesman has to blow you or something
stahp
+ 12 hours
66 hours remain!
Roll
Rollin
Rolls-Royce
Stop you motherfucker!!
YOU STUMBLED UPON A FAIRIES FOUNTAIN
>BITCH IS GONNA GIVE YOU SOME MAGIC!
>ALL POSTS THAT RESPOND TO THIS POST WILL HELP DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS
>IF WE GET FIVE EVENS FIRST YOU WILL BE GRANTED DINS FIRE (allowing an instant kill at the next boss)
>IF WE GET GIVE ODDS FIRST YOU WILL BE GRANTED NAYRUS LOVE (protexting you from the next ten singles)
>IF OYU GET DUBS IN RESPONSE TO THIS, YOU GET FAEORES WIND (lets you return to 72 hours ago)
>TRY NOT TO GET ANYTHING HIGHER THAN THAT! THERE MIGHT BE AN UNPLEASANT SURPRISE.
62 hours remain
Roll
I'm back again to fix our problems. Check 'em
Rollin
Farore's wind
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>Dins fire, Nayrus Love, and Faeores winds aren't in MM, only OoT
trust me im well aware. but this is just a Sup Forums 'roll game' so i thought it'd be fine.
>54 hours remain!
I had to resolve fucking captcha...
Roll for whatever.
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I roll for song of time
Rollin
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>61 hours remain
what about me faggot
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if you do the math you'll see ur hours were counted.
i quote the last post that I see so i know where i left off with counting the hours.
roll
rolling
dont forget to keep responding to the fairy post, only two more of an even or an odd to get your power.
63 hours remain
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On average, for every trips there will be 9 dubs and 90 singles.
90 - 9 x 5 - 12 = 33
Every hundred posts will move time forward 33 hours.
Chances are that in one thread we will be out of time.
Not even worth posting, bro.
I'm not stopping another fucking moon I did this in Zelda.
last time we played the game spanned three threads and they made it to the final boss before they got bored. there are a lot of events (like beating a boss) that sends you back in time as well.
I MUST STOP THE MOON!
nigger
check em
I roll for song of time, again
62 hours remain
roliing
/thread
Time to get trips
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DONT FORGET TO RESPOND TO THE FAIRY, SO YOU CAN GET YOUR POWER. BOSS BATTLE WONT BEGIN UNTIL AFTER THAT.
Fuck yeah, gimme some magic bitch
Rollin like a goron my nigga
you've been granted Nayru's love!
>Nayru's love protects you from singles for ten posts!
>to activate, simply respond to this post!
>Tatyl: Try to save this for an event where singles cost double!
Roll
Oh hey, it's this thread again!
ACTIVATE MUGEN TSUKUYOMI
55 hours remain!
ADOLWA: A WILD BOSS APPEARED!
ALL SINGLES COUNT AS TWO HOURS FORWARD!
YOU MUST GET TWO SETS OF DUB IN RESPONSE TO THIS POST IN ORDER TO BEAT HIM!
BEATING HIM SENDS YOU BACK TO THE DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY
ACTIVATE
This nigga aint got nothin
check'em
>9/11 2
Looks like we need a hero.
lol you got the gayest one
dubs get
k
Roll for life
Kek is smiling down on us all.
Song of time granted! 72 hours remain
Holy shit
you killed adolwa! and traveled back in time!
DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY. 72 hours remain.
As if we don't want it to happen
saved
Alright guys, I'm charging up my quads but I'm going to need concentration so I don't fuck up the timing. Wish me luck boys!
rollerino
Well here goes...
LUCKY QUADRUPLE STRIKE
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Good luck bernie bird
fuck you moon
roll
Oh shit
>some bitch wants to tell you a story
>to listen to the story, simply get three anons to respond to this post
>listening to the story will send you forward 12 hours
Roll >:^)
rolling