So /b, why don't you have a wife, kids, & a career?

So /b, why don't you have a wife, kids, & a career?

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Because that is lame

Because you rack disaprine

Maybe because I don't plan on losing my dick to that garbage disposal you call a "wife"

Holy recessive genes Batman!

Wife and kid i got

Career not.

Retired from military for medical agter 6 years. I make 3200$ a month the rest of my life

It is done.
Career: Lost my Friends
Career: Lost my wife
Career: My kids hate me because i am not with them and her mother tells shits on me.

So, career, wife, kids is for faggots. I am a faggot. I fuck life and bitches. Only bitches will save the world.
Kids and wife= stinky shit.

Money, Money, And money,
Dont need at the moment, No money, And just started working

does having a kid really stretch out your wife's pussy?

Because my life to boring already

>why

because OP
I have you

I have a career I don't want a wife because I don't want to give away 50% of everything I have to come cunt in the event she has a mood swing one day. Kids can fuck off, smelly little shits.

I'm a drug addict.

I do

Well not kids duck that

Is it important that she be MY wife or just that I have one?

Cuz all that shit aint worth the effort anymore

its overated also why bring a human into this shite.its a selfish act the ultimate selfish act by a faggotass generation that wants its cake and ear it

You can be an addict & have a career

i have a gf, kids, and a career. sometimes i live it. sometimes i wish i could just drink beer and play videogames.

How does two brown eyed people have a blue eyed baby???

retard

same thing i thought though i doubt the image is OP
the rest of the fam is here: jrmeise.blogspot.com/

I'm working on the career part. I graduate in the winter of next year.
The rest I'm still thinking about.

where do i sign?
what do i have to do?

Genetics are slightly more complicated than that.

Well op everyone has a dream of hes life... Some find yhere happiness in having a family and some dont

This is Sup Forums these fat crusty fucks cannot even get with a girl let alone start a family. Don't get me started on career choices

Because Mr. Stallman says that the world is going to the end anyway and not having kids is a sign of wisdom. Apart from that I’m a loser.

its a fucking waste of time. thast why. I focus on my career

There's probably a kiosk at the mall.
What you're told.

Because I have I'm lonely with no job and crippling depression.

Because most faggots still on this site are under the age of 20 you fucking piece of shit. Grats on the mongo wife and kid, have fun never being free to do anything you want until you're too old to do it.

>Both the man and woman have brown eyes
>Child has blue eyes
>Clearly isn't their child
Why are you advocating kidnapping OP?

You can but it's not exactly easy. But that was more of an answer to the wife and kids thing. I've had relationships but they inevitably always fall apart, especially when they're with other junkies. I just don't want to involve my toxic lifestyle with a family I'm supposed to love and take care of because I know it will just bring heartache for everyone.

Because I give my life to the ideals of the Reich, and my Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler.

>career
Have
>Wife
Fiancee
>Kids
Never. Earth is already overpopulated, and kids are expensive. We're just going to keep on having nice shit. We're getting a purebred Siberian Husky puppy in a few months though if furbabies count for shit.

Timestamp your wife your kid and your boss OP

Marines are hillbillies and baby rapers

By all means sign up and do as pic shows

Americans really are stupid. My parents have brown eyes, I have blue. I'm the spitting image of my dad also.

>furbabies
End your fucking self

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Too young for family or wife and still waiting to get out of the military to find a career

>wife
I have no interest in women, certainly not in any paying for a wedding, engagement ring, wedding ring, and/or enough just to keep a woman around. The feeling's mutual, because women don't like me either. I'm fine with that.
>kids
Planet already has enough shitheads running around, and taking care of children is NOT cheap (an upwards of $250K over the course of 18 years, and that's IF they turn out alright). Not to mention, of course, trying to raise a kid right in a society/world that worships disobedience and rebellion.
>career
Working on it.

lol check by mendel genetics which isnt all that valid for human pigmentation it actual checks out with 2 grandparents on each side having blonde hair and blue eyes

I used to work at a company. Right out of college.

I got laid off after years and years of work. AFter that, no ambition. What lead to that?

Eventually at work, became old hat.
People didnt listen to me, even if I was right.
People would rise up around me with promotions
Promotions impossible
Management never felt like they had my back.
Never felt propped up to succeed.

Some can be my fault, but I attribute my lack of success partially on how people behaved towards me.

What if I had not been shunted to the projects I requested not being on. What if I had been properly promoted. Would I have felt more self worth. Probably. Imagine being technically the most veteran artist, but the lowest rank among your piers. Helping artists who are 2 or 3 levels higher than you to do some work.

So since then, I left the industry and have a very bad self esteem because of it.

Be kind to your workers. This is why I have no career now. I'm dead in the water. Fell off the wagon, and I almost dont even care.

>YFW you realize the kids eyes are blue
Brown eyes+ brown eyes = brown 100%

I was air force

Hit by a bomb in 2008...fucked my shit bro. Wanted to re enlist and instead was met with a med board...

80% from VA, crsc, and disability comp.

That's because you are adopted.

Think about trying to push a baby through that hole. What do you think?

Also, this.

>Maybe because I don't plan on losing my dick to that garbage disposal you call a "wife"

confirmed virgin

Nence pic related was created.

>How does two brown eyed people have a blue eyed baby???
Both parents have Brown and Blue eye genes. The blue gene is recessive to the dominant brown gene. By luck and genetic availability, the baby had two blue genes available (one from each parent)

Because my genetics are not worth to pass
My brain is not capable of studying a career
And my uglyness dont let me get a girl

don't wanna be trapped in that life... maybe when i'm older

>brown eyes, dark hair
>brown eyes, dark hair
>blue eyes, blond hair

if both parent are recessive carriers (Hh &Bb) for blonde hair(h) and blue eyes (b). And then the punnet square gives a 25% chance for the double recessive haplotype. So its a 1 in 16 chance for both. But infant hair commonly changes in babies with cauasian acenstry. I am not op, and i doubt he will prove it.

This.

I guess you like garbage with windtunnels. Also kids are expensive nigga

Because practically every woman I've met is a liar, kids are fucking awful and working sucks. Next question?

learn 2 genetics ya silly goose

I have a career but the "wife and kid" part i can do without.

Finishing school, then I can get muh career and shit, don't want to start a family until I'm in a financially stable place career-wise.

i keked on these pics

because im gay

>it's funny because it's true!

that kid has blue eyes and is way paler

Underrated pic.

seriously don't call them that, it's a fucking dog, you're getting a dog, it's a pet dipshit.

>piers
>at least the artist thing explains why you're a goddamn retard

'Cause it's just too goddam much trouble to put up with a wife and kids. I have found that is much cheaper to higher a whore and a house keeper. Rember, you dont pay a whore for sex, you pay her to leave.

Why I do, thanks :)

>hire
>housekeeper
>Regurgitated, tired old quip.

You're not fooling anyone, faggot. You've neither a house nor keep your dwelling kept.

>wife
in a pretty committed relationship though its a bit harder to control right now. Will pursue after education is finished

>career
Working in uni atm to do marketing or end up as sole proprietor

>kids
Expensive as fuck, very time consuming. Maybe when i'm older, mid to late 30s or something, no idea. the thought is nice but I'm too young and would prefer to live a little before really asking that question.

Technically welfare is given to people that don't do a job. You may not agree with the way the country uses its military, but it doesn't mean that the people in the military aren't working. They have a job, it's just one that you don't like, working for an organization that you disagree with.

Good idea, but you're supposed to go to the whore's place, not her coming to yours. Three things you don't sell out of your house:
>drugs
>guns
>dick/pussy
Something happens, and they know where you live. You should try Asian massage parlors instead. Worst case scenario: the place gets raided while you're getting a rub n' tug.

excellent child

explain garbage and wind tunnel i do not understand the analogy. Yes most for sake of argument 99% of women are not virgins, as a man you can claim as many 'pump and dumps' as you want, but for logic if you find a good women that fulfills your needs -- sex, takes care of the house, cooks, cleans, and is obedient why the fuck would you not settle down?

I suppose this is become a rarity nowadays with the whole female workforce oriented feminazi movement.

>tl;dw women are whores

Oh contraire ma frere. Have house have house keeper have money that a bitch assed wife would have wasted on worthless shit.

Precisely. I'd rather stay home and watch all 7 Star Wars films than deal with women's bullshit.

So much this pic, especially on today of all days

I am 26 now
>At 24 i had a wife, i had my wife had just gotten pregnant and i was in a florishing career in the Military.
>shortly after pregnancy my wife decides she doesn't want to be a mother and aborts my child without me
>then cheats on me with another man and tries to blame me like i wasn't supportive enough of her needs.
>pending divorce
>a year later my career in the military crumbles to a DUI and lack of help from my superiors. Basiclly left me out to dry.
>life went to shit
>went to counseling
>feel alittle better about shitty life
>getting our of service in 10 months after 9 years of Honorable Service
>dunno go work at McDonalds and go be homeless somewhere.

Fuck life, Fuck Love,

im 17
inches deep in you mums pussy!

there are some really dependent monogamous nymphs out there but.. how big of a dive are you willing to take, knowing all the risks and emotional shitstorms you have to endure?

It's almost a hunt, really

jesus christ i wonder who directed this shekelstein or rubenstein

I have a wife and a career, but we don't plan on having kids because we enjoy money and free time.

Digging through garbage to find a steak, so to speak.

No you don't and it's wildly evident by your inability to produce coherent, grammatically correct sentences.

>What are commas
>House keeper
Again, it's "housekeeper," one word—moron.

Your genetic legacy will come to an end, then. Uncounted generations of ancestors efforts, struggles, and survival in harsh conditions invalidated because you're a hedonist.

Good job!

But it'd be one hell of a steak.

It's what keeping me from treating women like garbage, because the occasional one-night-stand is great, but finding your actual equal is endgame.

Have fun with that, I guess. I'm done with women, and want to focus on porn and hobbies instead.

im literally in this same situation minus the kids.
it blows my mind how often this happens.
I have a sneaking suspicion this only happens in America.

This is fuels my want to be savage as fuck towards women.

have an attractive wife
good job
and three kids

How does he know hes not fucking the same bitch?

Good luck with that. Sooner or later the ol' lady will develop a case of baby rabies, then it's all over.

I have 4 brothers, 6 nieces and nephews, and 22 great-nieces and great-nephews. (I'm the youngest of my brothers, obviously.) I think my ancestors will be okay.

Frankly I'd be open to kids; I could go either way. My wife is firmly against them and made that very clear from the start.

>

She's the one who doesn't want them; I could go either way. She's almost 35 now and we've been together 10 years so it's unlikely that she'd change her mind, but if she did I'd be fine with it.

Im just laughing to the bank with your tax money then.

All aboard the roflcopter