ADAPT TO THIS

ADAPT TO THIS

>tfw you watch this with friends and one of them is black
>this scene pops up
>awkward silence

Never happened to me but i can totally imagine it already did happen

Why didn't he adapt? Fucken idiot

god that first class team was pathetic

It's cherry

He would have looked very silly if he adapted to it...

>ADAPT TO THIS YOU FILTHY SUBHUMAN NIGGER! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...but he literally should have been able to adapt to that. That's his entire power.

Goddamn, I loved First Class but this was bullshit. Darwin is god-tier, not this lightweight bullshit.

Why didn't he adapt to it?

Why did he hold still while a strange man put something in his mouth?

what was his fucking problems?

why couldn't he adapt to it

THE POOR MUSLIM COULD NOT TAKE THE EVIL BACON

>Implying he didn't adapt to it in a way that he transcended mortal form, becoming a being of pure energy

They should've kept him so we could see Darwin vs. Quicksilver

>entire power is to adapt to shit
>can't adapt

what was his fucking problem?

although I kind of agree with you (wasp darwin banshee) I think it was meant to look that way because they don't know wtf they're doing?

Darvin cannot adapt to inner changes, only to outside ones.

Why are the xmen films not part of MCU again?

X-men vs Hellfire club
When? I'd pay to see Emma Frost in her slutty costume.

Why didn't he?

Why was his name "Darwin" anyway? His powers had nothing to do with evolution.

>magneto
>iron man
that's why

he could "evolve" to survive lots of different conditions

nice Bond-roll.

what happens when they fight in the comics?

I don't know comics are for nerds lol

Carbon Nanotubes.

Plastic suit

fox owns the rights to X-men/mutants. which is why they called the twins 'enhanced' in avengers

Was there a reason he couldn't?

Because it's more entertaining to watch Kevin Bacon make him explode

he also uses satellites to transfer the much stronger magnetic field of one of the planets to over power him. but pretty much they had to make tony look good. I think magneto would have won if he wasn't so sure he'd win.. also isn't Erik over the I'm the best mentality?

Not a good one.

So if he was fucking a girl with a deep vagina, his dick would get bigger?

YO HOL UP
*smacks lips*
SO YOUSA TRYNA SAY
*dodges child support*
YOU FINNA TELL ME
*hospitalises a child for looking at me*
DAT MANS NOT
*collects welfare*
A DENNIS?

Literally anyone who knows how a Chekov's gun works thought so too. Then they went in their weird deade hopping/ timeline crossover path with DOFP.

Same thing with Azazel and Mystique, he's Nightcrawler's dad in the comics and he was designed to basically be a red Nightcrawler in the movie. You'd think they'd finish that by showing him and mystique hooking up, but nope.

Darwin in the comics is basically immortal. Yes he should have adapted to that with little effort.

DARWIN ADAPTS ONLY TO EXTERIOR CHANGES.

FUCKING NIGGER

Then why did he turn to stone before it killed him?

I'LL POST IT AGAIN IN CAPS TOO IF YOU LIKE

Burgers are taught creationism so they don't understand how evolution works.

he did adapt to it. he turned in to pure energy and blew away.