Be me

>be me
>be a tourist in Barcelona, Spain
>buy heroin from a Romanian pusher
>put it into your vein
>all of a sudden a muscle cop stops you in the street
>muchacho, you look weird, let's go to the police station
>come on, confess you're on drugs
>the cop arrests you for being on heroin
>muchacho, you'll be punished, but you can avoid it
>how?
>pound my bitch cop muscle ass hard with you twink cock, I want to be your putita

An ordinary day in Spain.

Seems realistic

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Was that pic taken at the Vuelta a España?

What is vuelta?

>this stale pasta

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Guapo, you look weird, let's go to the police station, where you follas mi culo policíaco con tu delicioso sudoroso y palpitante twink pene quiere que hagas de mi tu sucia y docil perra

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>be me
>cute little twink
>could get any guy i want if i was a bottom
>but im a top

i mean i still get hella laid but its really hard to find the big muscle guys who are willing to bottom for me. even if they are bottoms tehy generally want someone bigger than me (not in penis size, im certainly endowed).

>Nervous and confused but also excited because cop who arrested you is a tall muscle Mediterranean God.
>That disappointment when he turns out to be a bottom fag.

Not this thread again...

Don't lie you would totally fuck that police ass.

you and the muscle cop would be bent over for me vaselined up assholes all around.

>tall

I would let you top me. Muscle bottom here.

would take you forcefully, cute little bitch fag

got pics?

Proportional height is better than a lanky tall guy.

Your height/wright? Wanna take 2 dicks at one time?

t. anothet twink top

Got kik? What beach is that?

He's under 180, lol

I'm fucking 170 so it works for me.

i forget its name. went last month so thats pretty dumb of me. its in san bernadino

i dont have a kik

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Bummer. I'm on the east coast anyway.

I'm 175, so he's exactly the same or maybe a couple cm taller

life is suffering

Noice, wanna top me?

You're a muscle Mediterranean Zeus?

No :(

Then who are you?

>this is now a gay hook up thread

any one in los angeles wanna bottom for me? that or just jerk off together while i suck your nipples.

>this is twink in America

I'm not in LA, I just wanna say that bush is glorious.

yeah i dont like to manscape. its less intense looking when im hard

Yeah, the face of a boy but the cock of a dad. Fucking hot.

you should see how much i cum

For what i know being on drugs is not a crime

My mouth would like to know how much you cum.

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guapo, you look weird, let's go to the police station, where you follas mi culo policíaco con tu delicioso sudoroso y palpitante twink pene quiere que hagas de mi tu sucia y docil perra

Bend over, officer, gonna send you to the muscle bottom heaven

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